SEMPER
Member
+4|6778
id take a dog so i could fuck it in the arse
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|7055|Amsterdam,The Netherlands
Lots of gorgeous woman waiting for some banging
Wasder
Resident Emo Hater
+139|6994|Moscow, Russia

BigmacK wrote:

My bass.
Poncho
and I'm not a raincoat...
+91|7026|NL

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:

my Search and Rescue pack. Its got the following items:

First Aid Kit.
Rappelling Harness.
100 FT climbing rope with essiantal equipment.
K-BaR USMC issue Fighting knife
Ontario Knife Company ASEK Survival Knife with ParaCord Cutter
Springfield Armory XD .40SW with 4 Mags.
Fire starting equipment
Water Purification tablets
GoreTex Pants/Jacket
3 Nudie Magazines
spool of 10lb test fishing line
Poncho
Poncho Liner
I love you too!
sagexp
Member
+16|6873
I would bring my friends girlfriends.....no wait on second thoughts thats not the great evil plan i thought it was. Some of them are right bitch's.
Ahhh...I got it I would bring the hot looking girlfriends and leave the mingers at home, that way one set of friends know that I think their girlfriend is hot and the I banged her while the other set will know that there girlfriend is not hot and i was more then happy to leave her with him

i love it when a plan comes together
Zeppo Johnson
Member
+47|7031|Finland

slash_clown wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

By some of your "friends", they left you with plenty of food (not so great) and water and promise to pick you up in a month, but also give you the choice to have one thing on the island. What do you bring with you?

Personally I would probably bring "The Complete Farside", it's every Far Side comic ever published and more.
MacGyver FTW!!11

He would take that shity food, use it and a box of matches and a paper clip to build a boat. Then we sail back and kick my friends ass.

http://www.rdanderson.com/macgyver/images/mac2x.jpg
But MacGyver will need this.
https://www.wenger.ch/htdocs/images/Pictures/surdoue.jpg

It don't include the alarm clock and USB memory stick though.
I_invented_BF2
DICE/EA spokesman
+19|6802|denmark
a boat with an engine and GPS navigation..... or a lamp with a genie in it..
X3M*Selkie
Member
+13|6896|Belgium

Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:

A beautiful horny woman carrying one case of whiskey in one hand and and a case of "Karhu" Finnish beer in the other. Her pockets would be filled with cigarettes and ganja and she would tell me that her friends is coming to bring us home after a week with a huge Caribbean cruiser, where there is going to be a two week long BF2 LAN Cruise event where I will get back my one week lost points!!!! 
So, at what moment in that did you wake up....
bedolf57
Member
+20|7033|Metz, France

SEMPER wrote:

id take a dog so i could fuck it in the arse
_-_911_-_180891
Member
+540|6821|Shanghai, ethnicity=German
A condom LoL ... NAH ... A Medic Bag
Black Vaine
Member
+43|6941|K-Town, Sweden
Chuck Norris
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6964
hot chicks
l41e
Member
+677|6967

AS 535 Cougar helicopter. Screw my friends, I'll just fly.

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