Omg Chuck Norris

2006-08-11 09:05:42

#1

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

If I insert 'Chuck Norris' into any thread, it will automatically be funny. Especially if I just copied and pasted it from another forum or from one of those super awesome Chuck Norris fact websites/e-mails.

Every thread you go to on here, someones like 'OMG CHUCK NORRIS!1!!1!!'

Chuck Norris jokes are lamer than 'kthxbye.' They were kind of funny at first, but it's really getting played out. If you need a poster boy for bad ass' Kung Fu cowboy's, your man is Billy Jack. He'd totally slay Chuck.

https://www.jabootu.com/images/tbjbjpic.jpg

Ok. Thanks. Goodbye!

2006-08-11 09:06:36

#2

jord: Member; +2,382|6995|The North, beyond the wall.

Chuck who?

2006-08-11 09:07:21

#3

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

jord wrote:
Chuck who?

Exactly.

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2006-08-11 09:07:32

#4

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7010

Norris...Charlie Norris....

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2006-08-11 09:07:35

#5

Chou: Member; +737|7108

jord wrote:
Chuck who?

Chuck Jack

2006-08-11 09:09:50

#6

stef10: Member; +173|6799|Denmark

Chad Boris.

2006-08-11 09:12:06

#7

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

I have no idea what's going on in this thread... But I did get this nice peice of karma!

Today 12:07:49 +1 Omg Chuck Norris kthxbye...FAIL

Someones obviously cooler than I am on the internet. Or they were being sarcastic. Or both.

2006-08-11 09:13:39

#8

stef10: Member; +173|6799|Denmark

Imao that is true.

2006-08-11 09:15:30

#9

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7010

stef10 wrote:
Imao that is true.

I Masturbate Around Ottomans. that is true.

x

2006-08-11 09:15:42

#10

PuN!sHer: Member; +18|6876

When Chuck Norris goes into a Burger King and orders a Big Mac, he gets it!

2006-08-11 09:16:55

#11

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

PuN!sHer wrote:
When Chuck Norris goes into a Burger King and orders a Big Mac, he gets it!

I thought you Germans were down with Hasselhoff?!

2006-08-11 09:18:29

#12

PuN!sHer: Member; +18|6876

No, no, no... Chuck Norris

2006-08-11 09:19:12

#13

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

PuN!sHer wrote:
No, no, no... Chuck Norris

Be down with Billy Jack. He's much cooler than Chuck.

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2006-08-11 09:22:12

#14

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7033

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

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2006-08-11 09:23:44

#15

-=CB=-krazykarl: not always PWD, but usually.; +95|6853|Carlsbad, CA, USA

chuck norris is gayer than richard simmons.

2006-08-11 09:23:59

#16

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

Where in this thread did I ask people to copy and paste lame Chuck Norris jokes??

Oh yeah, that's right... I didn't.

2006-08-11 09:24:18

#17

PuN!sHer: Member; +18|6876

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

Lol i didn´t know this one.

In Germany, its just beginning! (The jokes about Chuck)

2006-08-11 09:27:57

#18

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7033

mKmalfunction wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
Where in this thread did I ask people to copy and paste lame Chuck Norris jokes??

Oh yeah, that's right... I didn't.

based on einsteins theory of relitivity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday right now.

2006-08-11 09:32:16

#19

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
Where in this thread did I ask people to copy and paste lame Chuck Norris jokes??

Oh yeah, that's right... I didn't.
based on einsteins theory of relitivity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday right now.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v454/Darryl_/chk.jpg

PuN!sHer wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
Lol i didn´t know this one.

In Germany, its just beginning! (The jokes about Chuck)

When it starts catching on in Germany, you know it's played out.

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2006-08-11 09:32:42

#20

PuN!sHer: Member; +18|6876

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
based on einsteins theory of relitivity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday right now.

Right, and he was also a Kamikaze pilot.. 12 times.

2006-08-11 09:32:56

#21

ArmouredKitty: Member; +3|6829|England

chuck norris rules! Oh yeah and he made sure that average joe's dodgeball team got to play in the dodgeball tournament! Ahahahahahaha

Not as cool as Bruce lee though.... What a legend.

2006-08-11 09:35:42

#22

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

ArmouredKitty wrote:
chuck norris rules! Oh yeah and he made sure that average joe's dodgeball team got to play in the dodgeball tournament! Ahahahahahaha

Not as cool as Bruce lee though.... What a legend.

Bruce Lee is a thousand times the bad ass. I have nothing against Chuck, I'm just sick of hearing 'Omg Chuck Norris' all of the time. It's not funny anymore.

2006-08-11 09:39:19

#23

ninjabot: Member; +3|6833

Yeah but chuck norris can still kick that guy's ass.

The jokes have gotten old though.

2006-08-11 09:39:21

#24

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6803|United States - Ohio

chuck norris < Bruce Lee

2006-08-11 09:41:06

#25

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

ninjabot wrote:
Yeah but chuck norris can still kick that guy's ass.

The jokes have gotten old though.

Which guy? Billy Jack? I don't see that happening.

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