Why I'm for the Jews over the Arabs

2006-08-09 23:24:58

#1

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6815|Texas

Hebrew National hot dogs.

Sure, Oscar Meyer makes a passable dog. All Beef Ballpark Franks are stout.

Still, all in all, there is something more than human, beyond comprehension, about a Heb. Visit a Major Leagu ballpark near you, wait for 20 minutes in the one Heb line there is, and feel the love of which I speak.

These dogs are apparently kosher, well up to the Big Man's standards of hygiene, and clearly there is some kind of spice or mojo or juju that is embedded in the Heb, that is beyond the Ecclesiastical understanding.

I have never tasted any Arab food, but am confident enough to say that here I sit, at 1:21 a.m. GMT -5, drunk as a skunk, waiting for my girlfriend to finsih her bath so I can saddle up, and I have just eaten a Heb and proclaim say without question that if this chow is indicative of the culture, they must bomb the shit out of Beirut and continue their clearly righteous culinary ways.

Jews 1
Arabs 0

2006-08-09 23:28:52

#2

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|7066|Mark it zero.

damn you type good for being drunk. last time i tried i only got a few letters right

2006-08-09 23:35:54

#3

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6815|Texas

that took me 20 minutes

2006-08-09 23:45:50

#4

superfly_cox: soup fly mod; +717|7098

1) i know this is meant to be humor but it not really appropriate

2) if you'd ever eaten arab food you'd know it is quite good...a hell of a lot better than a nathan's hotdog. its actually one of my favorite ethnic foods:
-Homus
-Babaganoush
-Ras Asfour
-Taboule
-Arais
-Labneh
-Falafel
-Shishtauk
-Kafta
-Mutabal
-Sharhat
-Fatoush

The food is light, healthy and very tasty. Arab Food FTW!

2006-08-10 00:00:01

#5

alexilaiho68: Where's my coffee gone!?; +45|6817|Australia

Food OWNES!!!

2006-08-10 00:13:28

#6

Hawk390: Member; +27|6961|Melbourne, Australia

FOOOOOOOOD! YAY! and arab food ftw. the only thing that can beat arab food is asian. GOD i love asian food

2006-08-10 00:35:38

#7

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6835|Montucky

superfly_cox wrote:
1) i know this is meant to be humor but it not really appropriate

2) if you'd ever eaten arab food you'd know it is quite good...a hell of a lot better than a nathan's hotdog. its actually one of my favorite ethnic foods:
-Homus
-Babaganoush
-Ras Asfour
-Taboule
-Arais
-Labneh
-Falafel
-Shishtauk
-Kafta
-Mutabal
-Sharhat
-Fatoush

The food is light, healthy and very tasty. Arab Food FTW!

you forgot KLAVKLASH!! its teh ownage..

Last edited by [1FR]S3v3N (2006-08-10 00:36:08)

2006-08-10 01:56:24

#8

lord_tyler_486: Member; +54|7069|Upper Franconia

Hawk390 wrote:
FOOOOOOOOD! YAY! and arab food ftw. the only thing that can beat arab food is asian. GOD i love asian food

teh perfect p0st

2006-08-10 02:14:09

#9

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6982|NT, like Mick Dundee

Dersmikner wrote:
that took me 20 minutes

Lol, how long did this take you?

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-08-10 02:21:39

#10

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6898|SE London

Dersmikner wrote:
Hebrew National hot dogs.

I have never tasted any Arab food, but am confident enough to say that here I sit, at 1:21 a.m. GMT -5, drunk as a skunk, waiting for my girlfriend to finsih her bath so I can saddle up, and I have just eaten a Heb and proclaim say without question that if this chow is indicative of the culture, they must bomb the shit out of Beirut and continue their clearly righteous culinary ways.

Jews 1
Arabs 0

Surely a kebab is the food of choice when you're drunk.

I know far more tasty Arab food than Jewish.

If you ask me -

Jews: 1
Arabs: 10+

2006-08-10 02:36:45

#11

alexilaiho68: Where's my coffee gone!?; +45|6817|Australia

no

me: 100, 000, 000, 000+

anything else: -12

2006-08-10 02:41:27

#12

tthf: Member 5307; +210|7074|06-01

Hawk390 wrote:
FOOOOOOOOD! YAY! and arab food ftw. the only thing that can beat arab food is asian. GOD i love asian food

define 'asian food', there are so many different types.....

chinese, thai, malay, indian, viet, korean, japanese etc....

2006-08-10 02:43:57

#13

venom6: Since day One.; +247|6875|Hungary

Arab food rulz for sure !!!!
GO MEC GO !!!

2006-08-10 02:56:56

#14

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|6918|132 and Bush

Dersmikner wrote:
but am confident enough to say that here I sit, at 1:21 a.m. GMT -5, drunk as a skunk, waiting for my girlfriend to finsih her bath so I can saddle up,

She's going to be late.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2006-08-10 03:05:19

#15

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|6945|Muenster, Germany

venom6 wrote:
Arab food rulz for sure !!!!
GO MEC GO !!!

where are the MEC-snack bars in Mashtuur, Karkand, Sharqui etc. ?
and where the hell are the toilets ???

2006-08-10 03:30:16

#16

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7081|Dallas

Everyone knows that Jews have bigger, juicier and tastier weenies than the Arabs.

All though, there is a guy named Oscar who's weenie is legendary. On the downside however, it's kinda like the town slut. Everyone has had a bite and now it just isn't the same as the first time.

2006-08-10 05:55:49

#17

Chubbywubz: Member; +2|6787

Arab food is disgusting, it stinks, its spicy, it stinks its just nasty and did i mention it stinks?..

Although i have to agree chinese/japanese (pretty much the same minus a few ingredients) take away rocks. *feels hungry*

2006-08-10 06:26:35

#18

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6815|Texas

Man, lighten up Cox. I'm a low down dirty rotten hillbilly and I don't mind if someone makes "redneck food" posts.

Also, I have very little recollection of having made this post, but on a positive note, y'all have talked me into trying some Arab food. Maybe lunch today if I can find any in East Texas.

2006-08-10 13:03:13

#19

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|7036|Las Vegas

Sorry, can't be bothered to consider the plight of others, I'm off to In-N-Out for a burger.......

2006-08-10 13:18:09

#20

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

Dersmikner wrote:
Man, lighten up Cox. I'm a low down dirty rotten hillbilly and I don't mind if someone makes "redneck food" posts.

Also, I have very little recollection of having made this post, but on a positive note, y'all have talked me into trying some Arab food. Maybe lunch today if I can find any in East Texas.

Southern cookin' beats all of the above.

I'd kill for a warm plate of chicken and dumplin's.

2006-08-10 13:22:30

#21

-=CB=-krazykarl: not always PWD, but usually.; +95|6853|Carlsbad, CA, USA

Chubbywubz wrote:
Arab food is disgusting, it stinks, its spicy, it stinks its just nasty and did i mention it stinks?..

i agree with most of that, but you failed to mention that it stinks......

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