PRINCESS
the evil is pure
+23|6753|scotland
not my joke but i can never remember them right
FBI Interview

Three men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.

The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To
be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your
wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with
this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I cannot do
it."

The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the
FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in
the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The
man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he
said.

The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI
you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man
took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence,
then a lot of screaming.

The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,
so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6870|Brisbane, Australia

Nice joke,

Red and Cyan dont really mix or compliment eachother well,  and the text, the smaller text is harder to read

Nice reaper image though, Change the colours around abit and it'll be great!
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6909|San Francisco
The "19" and "All Things Serve the Beam" in my sig is my tribute to Stephen King's Dark Tower series.  I'm a major fan of it and all the books related to it, and both of those things have extreme relevance to the points in the books.  Any fan will understand it, anyone who hasn't read the novels won't.
ResDog1
Member
+51|6980|Netherlands

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Erm... +for england and medic, but.. humping dogs?

that's a 6/10. would be 7.5-8/10 without the dogs

New sig
Too bad you didn't get the joke... 10/10 for the resque-dog cumming to the resque to a bitch in need (or was that in heat).
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6953|The Hague, Netherlands

ResDog1 wrote:

SargeV1.4 wrote:

Erm... +for england and medic, but.. humping dogs?

that's a 6/10. would be 7.5-8/10 without the dogs

New sig
Too bad you didn't get the joke... 10/10 for the resque-dog cumming to the resque to a bitch in need (or was that in heat).
Dogs have to do something........ lol funny sig
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas
Great as always!  9/10
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6965
Cougar think your sig has been rated many times, but i will rate it also. Think it is a good image of how things can go wrong in BF2 at times.

Not really bothered with Sigs much, but decided to start designing some lately. What do you think?
Zeppo Johnson
Member
+47|6927|Finland
Weird sig but somehow I like it. Maybe because it looks so wierd. :S 8/10

Last edited by Zeppo Johnson (2006-06-14 01:13:47)

Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6870|Brisbane, Australia

Gah! I was skippped!!

Zeppo: I like it, simple, original, and funny............MacGyver.......

Or, MecGyver for commander!!
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6913

9/10 I spawn rape in an F15 too. yay
[RaWr]-Impsux
Have Guns, Will Travel.
+28|6771
PspRpg-7 : Vida is smokin hot 10/10!
spacebandit72
Dead Meat
+121|6945|Michigan
PspRpg-7... I don't think I have to say anything about your sig... It speaks for itself. It's saying "spacebandit72, I want your body" hahaha LOL! I could help her out if need be. just let me know!

haha anyway, I like the chick but your medals ran over her face and the same badges on each side looks cool but kinda repetitive. I like the rank in the center. Nice touch.

Over all, it's a good sig. Not exactly my taste for a game sig but my taste exactly for a woman!!!


dang, I'm too slow so... [RaWr]-Impsux, your sig is cool!


Ok Did'nt mean to sell you short [RaWr]-Impsux. Your sig is unique and clean. I like it. Sometimes less is more.

Last edited by spacebandit72 (2006-06-14 01:44:47)

Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|6991|UK
Spacebandit - Nice sig aliens with weird masks on FTW!
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
i like how it tryes to show that all jet whores are pussyes if i interpidet it right 7/10
spacebandit72
Dead Meat
+121|6945|Michigan

Milk.org wrote:

Spacebandit - Nice sig aliens with weird masks on FTW!
Well, a bandit wears a black mask but it would have looked funny. the alien has black eyes so it would look like it had stupidly huge black eyes.... er something!!!

call me stupid but FTW? It takes me a while to get it sometimes.
your sig is cool too.
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|6991|UK

spacebandit72 wrote:

Well, a bandit wears a black mask but it would have looked funny. the alien has black eyes so it would look like it had stupidly huge black eyes.... er something!!!

call me stupid but FTW? It takes me a while to get it sometimes.
your sig is cool too.
Oooh I see now space bandits yeah haha sorry about being slow on the uptake yeah makes much more sense now +1.

WilhelmSissener wrote:

i like how it tryes to show that all jet whores are pussyes if i interpidet it right 7/10
Good interpretation but wrong I'm afraid. It's not really got anything to do with anything except F14's aka "tomcats" while the 2nd pic seems to be EA/Dice's motto.

Also snow + naked chick = +1
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6948|Oslo, Norway
ahh. i get it
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6913

It would be 10/10 but the snow is there. so 9.9999/10
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6903|UK
9/10 because i love jordan.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6755|The Lost Highway
Wish I would've gotten Silver.Inc's...

I rate Elixer's as 6/10. No hot chicks, but he did a decent job at Photoshopping. Most points are going to the white splash on the side.

What's that Arabic shit say man?
[RaWr]-Impsux
Have Guns, Will Travel.
+28|6771
Oh noez I've been vamboozled.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6755|The Lost Highway

Sarrk wrote:

Nice joke,

Red and Cyan dont really mix or compliment eachother well
I've found the two colors to mix well in various art projects, but in this case, you're right.

But whatever color text she uses will look a little bit off, since it's "flat" text on a .jpg

Last edited by mKmalfunction (2006-06-14 03:18:51)

M3Z-X
[KNTL] - Kill Now Think Later
+28|6745|London, England
hmm sexy n evil and muystifyign hmm +1!!!! lol!
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6755|The Lost Highway

M3Z-X wrote:

hmm sexy n evil and muystifyign hmm +1!!!! lol!
Thanks slick.

+1 back when I delete my cookies.
LordDragonclaw
RPK-74 Whore
+26|6797

ghettoperson wrote:

LordDragonclaw. Nice but I think they're all borrowed? Appologies if I'm wrong
Yea there all from the kit sig thread and userbars thread And for mKmalfunction hawt chick with knife

Last edited by LordDragonclaw (2006-06-14 06:18:09)

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