not my joke but i can never remember them right
FBI Interview
Three men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To
be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your
wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with
this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I cannot do
it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the
FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in
the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The
man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he
said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI
you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man
took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence,
then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,
so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
FBI Interview
Three men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.
The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To
be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your
wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with
this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I cannot do
it."
The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the
FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in
the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The
man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he
said.
The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI
you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the
next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man
took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence,
then a lot of screaming.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,
so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"