Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
Clarke
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
Woah, check out that bat that Hayden was using today in the IPL. The handle is about the same size as the batting bit.

Apparently it's called a Mongoose bat:

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/1/8/1262959839501/The-Mongoose-cricket-bat-003.jpg

He was smacking the ball around like silly with that

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-03-19 07:01:35)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

Woah, check out that bat that Hayden was using today in the IPL. The handle is about the same size as the batting bit.

Apparently it's called a Mongoose bat:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Obs … at-003.jpg

He was smacking the ball around like silly with that
Looks more like my hockey stick than my cricket bat.  Who the fuck sanctioned that thing legal?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Pink balls to be used

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29032010/ … icket.html

The article reckons the opening game of this years season will be played under floodlights.  Why?
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS

1927 wrote:

Pink balls to be used

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29032010/ … icket.html

The article reckons the opening game of this years season will be played under floodlights.  Why?
Day/Night tests but really I don't see the point. Test matches are fine, the only reason people won't come to tests is if the quality of play is shit or boring. So get teams to play better and make the pitches bouncier. Simple.

Sadface at the two Clarke dismissals in this test. I've not seen him in such astonishingly good form in aaages. I mean, Katich and North are good but not the most elegant to watch...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Spark wrote:

1927 wrote:

Pink balls to be used

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29032010/ … icket.html

The article reckons the opening game of this years season will be played under floodlights.  Why?
Day/Night tests but really I don't see the point. Test matches are fine, the only reason people won't come to tests is if the quality of play is shit or boring. So get teams to play better and make the pitches bouncier. Simple.

Sadface at the two Clarke dismissals in this test. I've not seen him in such astonishingly good form in aaages. I mean, Katich and North are good but not the most elegant to watch...
Who you playing?  Hurry up and wrap it up so w/e is missing from the IPL can hot foot it over there.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6899|Disaster Free Zone

1927 wrote:

Spark wrote:

1927 wrote:

Pink balls to be used

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29032010/ … icket.html

The article reckons the opening game of this years season will be played under floodlights.  Why?
Day/Night tests but really I don't see the point. Test matches are fine, the only reason people won't come to tests is if the quality of play is shit or boring. So get teams to play better and make the pitches bouncier. Simple.

Sadface at the two Clarke dismissals in this test. I've not seen him in such astonishingly good form in aaages. I mean, Katich and North are good but not the most elegant to watch...
Who you playing?  Hurry up and wrap it up so w/e is missing from the IPL can hot foot it over there.
Australia 231 & 511/8d
New Zealand 264 & 185/5

Not long now.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS

1927 wrote:

Spark wrote:

1927 wrote:

Pink balls to be used

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29032010/ … icket.html

The article reckons the opening game of this years season will be played under floodlights.  Why?
Day/Night tests but really I don't see the point. Test matches are fine, the only reason people won't come to tests is if the quality of play is shit or boring. So get teams to play better and make the pitches bouncier. Simple.

Sadface at the two Clarke dismissals in this test. I've not seen him in such astonishingly good form in aaages. I mean, Katich and North are good but not the most elegant to watch...
Who you playing?  Hurry up and wrap it up so w/e is missing from the IPL can hot foot it over there.
We were playing NZ. But tbh most of our better players either don't give a fuck about t20 (ponting, katich etc.) or don't give a fuck about ipl (clarke, mitch, etc.) to be honest i think watson, bollinger as a last-min replacement, harris are playing ipl but no one else.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
Bopara to bowl his Chris Harrisesque dibbly dobblies now

7.2 Bopara to Ganguly, OUT, and Bopara gets a typical Harris dismissal here, 115ks, stopping at Ganguly, and a fine low return catch by Bopara. Eat your heart out, Harry
aaaah i love cricinfo commentary
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
England close to wrapping up the Aussies in the T20 Final, won the Ashes and shit too. Good stuff by England this year or 'season'

--

Game over. England win by 7 wickets. Australia sucks lol

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-05-16 11:42:40)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Congratulations to the england and WALES cricket board for winning the T20 WC
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
Yeah you guys definitely came out better on the day. Our bowling was pretty average tbh, peaked way too early in the tournament.

But as long as Clarke keeps his run of form into the end of the year, then I don't mind.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
On again, on again...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Recent bowling figures of mine

T20

3overs - 6 runs - 2 wickets

45 League

10 overs - 29 Runs - 4 wickets --- My last over the 44th, they need 20 to win, I bowled a double wicket maiden, hahaha yorker yorker yorker yorker
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6452|S.A. Australia
Lovin them yorkers, nothing's sweeter than beating the batsman all ends up with one.
Serious Flex
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS

eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:

Lovin them yorkers, nothing's sweeter than beating the batsman all ends up with one.
A few years back I got so pissed off with yorkers and full balls generally that I decided to take guard a metre outside the crease. Smashed the first two over his head (which is easily the best shot one can play, makes you feel good), missed the next one, left the next one, nicked the next one.

Was fun.

---

http://www.cricinfo.com/pakistan-v-aust … 64222.html

Hey! Good on him. Might be the first Muslim to play for Australia. From what I've heard, a very good player.

Last edited by Spark (2010-06-22 04:05:51)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
needs more abo players
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well played Eng yesterday vs Strayer, Owain Morgan (how ever you spell it) played some wicked shots.  The next ODI is in Cardiff tomorrow, Im making a few last minute signs for it, the footy club are charging £10 per car to park and ride, scammers.

I love smashing batsmen on the toes with a full yorker, see the cunt hoping around on one foot doing the yorker dance as he walks off toward square leg umpire.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
Sri Lanka are thumping India, in his last ever Test match. Murali got his 800th wicket (which was also the last wicket of his last innings as a test bowler)

Not bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket … 841333.stm

TOP TEST WICKET-TAKERS

800* Muttiah Muralitharan (SL)
708 Shane Warne (Aus)
619 Anil Kumble (Ind)
563 Glenn McGrath (Aus)
519 Courtney Walsh (WI)
434 Kapil Dev (India)
431 Sir Richard Hadlee (NZ)
421 Shaun Pollock (SA)
414 Wasim Akram (Pakistan)
405 Curtly Ambrose (WI)

*includes 5 for ICC World XI
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
Great to finish on exactly 800.

edit: speaking of thumpings

our batting is atrocious.

Last edited by Spark (2010-07-22 02:22:11)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
Yeah, I thought Australia were on some decent run of form and then suddenly they're all out for 88 in the first innings. lolwut
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6892|Canberra, AUS
nah our batting has been prone to collapses for about two years now. getting more commonplace. would be more often if our only two really consistent bats weren't performing (katich, who is slater-like in his inability to reach three figures and even worse in getting beyond about 110 + clarke, who is an absolutely brilliant player but suffers from, er, brainsnaps)
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

Sri Lanka are thumping India, in his last ever Test match. Murali got his 800th wicket (which was also the last wicket of his last innings as a test bowler)

Not bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket … 841333.stm

TOP TEST WICKET-TAKERS

800* Muttiah Muralitharan (SL)
708 Shane Warne (Aus)
619 Anil Kumble (Ind)
563 Glenn McGrath (Aus)
519 Courtney Walsh (WI)
434 Kapil Dev (India)
431 Sir Richard Hadlee (NZ)
421 Shaun Pollock (SA)
414 Wasim Akram (Pakistan)
405 Curtly Ambrose (WI)

*includes 5 for ICC World XI
Best chucker the game has ever produced
belldawg
Serial Jay-Walker
+52|6201|Perth, indian ocean

1927 wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Sri Lanka are thumping India, in his last ever Test match. Murali got his 800th wicket (which was also the last wicket of his last innings as a test bowler)

Not bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket … 841333.stm

TOP TEST WICKET-TAKERS

800* Muttiah Muralitharan (SL)
708 Shane Warne (Aus)
619 Anil Kumble (Ind)
563 Glenn McGrath (Aus)
519 Courtney Walsh (WI)
434 Kapil Dev (India)
431 Sir Richard Hadlee (NZ)
421 Shaun Pollock (SA)
414 Wasim Akram (Pakistan)
405 Curtly Ambrose (WI)

*includes 5 for ICC World XI
Best chucker the game has ever produced
god i hate muralitharan
ig
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+1,199|6740
fuckin yanks

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