Cutting of the main artery and waiting for death should be ok. Atleast when I tried it. MUAHAH
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*just wondering about the question*
Taliban's favourite way of executing : blowing the poor guy with dynamite. Isn't an instant death ?
Well I think PUBLIC exicutions would be the best. Okay put them on Paypreview paying 20 bucks to watch it.
With the money going to some special fund for the victims, lost police officers familys. I don't really care of the way these people are killed off is painless or not. Im inhumain about most things, but killing someone off for out right killing someone and making it nice for them . FUCK THAT. Turn the electric down low, less rope, shooting them many times starting from thier toes up.
But what would be awesome, is to make it like " mad max under the thunder dome" reality given them from mid evil to modern day weapons. Best man lives. If they do win the match they will be allowed to remain on Deth ROW.
That old be the best way I think.
With the money going to some special fund for the victims, lost police officers familys. I don't really care of the way these people are killed off is painless or not. Im inhumain about most things, but killing someone off for out right killing someone and making it nice for them . FUCK THAT. Turn the electric down low, less rope, shooting them many times starting from thier toes up.
But what would be awesome, is to make it like " mad max under the thunder dome" reality given them from mid evil to modern day weapons. Best man lives. If they do win the match they will be allowed to remain on Deth ROW.
That old be the best way I think.
the old strap em down tight and have water drip on their forehead till they go insane method!
Hey I just thought up a great one for those Child Molesters and Sex offenders. Sugically close their asshole and let them die a slow painful death by constipation! At least it's original.
Put a motherf&$^#% in a shopping cart and throw him off a building. And give him fake wings and watch his dumb ass try and flap to live.
Best form of execution? The fast one where you don't sit for 26 years.
Best form of execution? The fast one where you don't sit for 26 years.
that would be a horrible, horrible way to die... seriously, Carlin did a whole bit on this, nobody saw it???? He also talked about his idea of reorganizing the prison system.
He said we should just use some state we don't need, like Idaho, and divide it into sections for violent criminals, rapists, murders, white collar criminals, etc etc... and have what goes on televised 24 hours a day for entertainment. then, once a month, for only 10 minutes, a gate would open allowing them to move from one section to another, but that would be on pay per view.
its classic.
He said we should just use some state we don't need, like Idaho, and divide it into sections for violent criminals, rapists, murders, white collar criminals, etc etc... and have what goes on televised 24 hours a day for entertainment. then, once a month, for only 10 minutes, a gate would open allowing them to move from one section to another, but that would be on pay per view.
its classic.
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Wasn't it one of Henry the VIII's wives, (the famous Ann Bolyn) who was beheaded. Trick was that she wasn't done in by the normal "axe on a stump" routine. Henry was so pissed, he had her ended from a kneeling position, eyes forward. The executioner proceeded to hit her Sammy Sosa style (like a baseball bat swing) with a two handed sword.
As per the original thread question, firing squad.
As per the original thread question, firing squad.
a bullet in the head, clean and fast
Sort of like the running man (film, not the book)dshak wrote:
that would be a horrible, horrible way to die... seriously, Carlin did a whole bit on this, nobody saw it???? He also talked about his idea of reorganizing the prison system.
He said we should just use some state we don't need, like Idaho, and divide it into sections for violent criminals, rapists, murders, white collar criminals, etc etc... and have what goes on televised 24 hours a day for entertainment. then, once a month, for only 10 minutes, a gate would open allowing them to move from one section to another, but that would be on pay per view.
its classic.
Idaho = potatos.dshak wrote:
that would be a horrible, horrible way to die... seriously, Carlin did a whole bit on this, nobody saw it???? He also talked about his idea of reorganizing the prison system.
He said we should just use some state we don't need, like Idaho, and divide it into sections for violent criminals, rapists, murders, white collar criminals, etc etc... and have what goes on televised 24 hours a day for entertainment. then, once a month, for only 10 minutes, a gate would open allowing them to move from one section to another, but that would be on pay per view.
its classic.
I like potatos.
Idaho > Rhode Island.
Rhode Island = prison state.
Otherwise a great idea
another good solution is to confuse and bore them to death by reading crappyyappys posts.
i still love the good old bullet-in-the-head method. besides tath, id would stick hot wire up their dicks...........oohh!! that gotta hurt like s&%t
Murders, Child-Molesters, Rapist, and those people that even think about child porn all should be killed.
As for the best way to do it? Stab them, repeatedly, with a dull pocket knife. Painful! Drawn Out! and most of all something to fear.
Maybe we should just drop murders in to a shark tank after being stabbed.... instead of buring them we are recycling.
As for the best way to do it? Stab them, repeatedly, with a dull pocket knife. Painful! Drawn Out! and most of all something to fear.
Maybe we should just drop murders in to a shark tank after being stabbed.... instead of buring them we are recycling.
not rhode island thats too small, its gotta be something like texas perhaps or nebraska cause its not deformed its a rectangle, easily divided. but texas is big, and we got alot of shit bags in prison. we can send em all there and tell them all that when everyone is dead we will let the only survivor go. but then we'de lie at that point and blow his ass up when hes done killing everyone, cause hes murdering more ppls. i'd watch this on ppv.Jodah3 wrote:
Idaho = potatos.dshak wrote:
that would be a horrible, horrible way to die... seriously, Carlin did a whole bit on this, nobody saw it???? He also talked about his idea of reorganizing the prison system.
He said we should just use some state we don't need, like Idaho, and divide it into sections for violent criminals, rapists, murders, white collar criminals, etc etc... and have what goes on televised 24 hours a day for entertainment. then, once a month, for only 10 minutes, a gate would open allowing them to move from one section to another, but that would be on pay per view.
its classic.
I like potatos.
Idaho > Rhode Island.
Rhode Island = prison state.
Otherwise a great idea
"something like texas perhaps or nebraska cause its not deformed its a rectangle, easily divided. but texas is big, and we got alot of shit bags in prison. we can send em all there"
Don't send 'em here! We have enough crazy, fucked up people down here already. The ones we've got are still free.
Don't send 'em here! We have enough crazy, fucked up people down here already. The ones we've got are still free.
Last edited by Kung Jew (2005-12-14 12:32:17)
Haha, I can already see the new thread "Which state is so worthless it gets all of our prisoners?"
Hm.. maybe North Dakota? Does anybody actually live there?
Hm.. maybe North Dakota? Does anybody actually live there?
Indeed.redfoxster wrote:
favorite? thats a sick question. i support the death penalty, but I dont endorse any form of killing someone as a favorite, thats just sick.
I prefer old age and natural causes as my favorite form of capital punishment.
go back to the French Revolution: the Gillotine.
I can't believe we are actually discussing "favourite form of execution"...
I don't support the death penalty, therefore I have no favourite form of...
I don't support the death penalty, therefore I have no favourite form of...
See the original post for dealing with "Not supporting and not posting..."
make death row inmates become gladiators and fight to the death. if they win they get to fight again. sell tickets to the show, put it on pay per view, let people gamble on the winner, then pay college tuitions with the revenue.
justice has never been so entertaining or profitable.
justice has never been so entertaining or profitable.