I'd still have my vehicle skills if my computer didn't get gradually worse every day.
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Format.SysTray wrote:
I'd still have my vehicle skills if my computer didn't get gradually worse every day.
Explain. I have the intelligence of a brick when it comes to computers.PlaneWhore wrote:
Format.SysTray wrote:
I'd still have my vehicle skills if my computer didn't get gradually worse every day.
Google.SysTray wrote:
Explain. I have the intelligence of a brick when it comes to computers.PlaneWhore wrote:
Format.SysTray wrote:
I'd still have my vehicle skills if my computer didn't get gradually worse every day.
Will do.PlaneWhore wrote:
Google.SysTray wrote:
Explain. I have the intelligence of a brick when it comes to computers.PlaneWhore wrote:
Format.
Keep this topic flame free, or people will start taking forced holidays. And I am not talking about those All Inclusive holidays.
Not too difficult, I just don't care enough about your tank video to use up 150 mb of my hard drive and 10 minutes of my time to download it. I do care enough to press the play button on an imbedded youtube video in this thread though.PlaneWhore wrote:
I'd gladly put up a YouTube if it would work but fact is YouTube butchers the quality of the video and because of the range I'm shooting at you wouldn't even be able to see anything.
Like I said I'll have a streaming video download link soon if clicking two buttons and waiting 3 minutes is too difficult for you.
Damn, after seeing that i guess I'm not real a whore after all ...
Multitasking.Graphic wrote:
and 10 minutes of my time to download it.
It was'nt bad, i'm a tankwhore but i dont rape infantry i rape other tanks! anyone can rape infantry when there all medics...how many AT were shooting you? looked like 1 the whole time.
my god bungallo bill, you are a tank whore, and i hate it ive played with you a couple times and thats how you killed me ever.
IT SOOOOO COOOL .. altough i haven't seen it ... yet downloading now..
wow amazing dude sweet... ouch lame ... wow great shot ... kapoooo .. boom
well yha know
EDIT :few minutes later : watched the vid ... nice man
wow amazing dude sweet... ouch lame ... wow great shot ... kapoooo .. boom
well yha know
EDIT :few minutes later : watched the vid ... nice man
Last edited by ReDmAn_ThE_uNiQuE (2006-10-04 06:39:00)
nice video wish i was that good.
You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.
How could their only be 2 or 3 anti tanks shooting u for that long, as soon as i reach 20-0 in 5 mins i get bloody a whole mec team shooting rockets at me, truly noobs those were lol
yesterday on karkand my mission was to stop MEC keeping the factory and it worked
I spawned at factory accidently and had to drive back to the US base losing kills...
anyway i heard u can make a demo of yr game in bf2 like in css so u dont have to keep fraps running sumat on the lines of recordemo.bf2 in console or sumat had it written down but lost it :S
yesterday on karkand my mission was to stop MEC keeping the factory and it worked
I spawned at factory accidently and had to drive back to the US base losing kills...
anyway i heard u can make a demo of yr game in bf2 like in css so u dont have to keep fraps running sumat on the lines of recordemo.bf2 in console or sumat had it written down but lost it :S
Last edited by bullit (2006-10-04 07:29:11)
Bungalow Bill? What happened to you planewhore...
k Planewhore ur stats are reeally really good you are my idol in my books no joke.
Wow. After reading that rubbish I sure as hell ain't gonna download your vid. Fail.PlaneWhore wrote:
Ever stop to think I may be the reason for the one-sided conditions? Going against jihaders? Yawn. Going against an enemy tank? Great but it's a shame I never encountered one because I would've spanked it.
Absolutely not. You didn't capture a flag you didn't defend a flag, you stayed in 1 spot the entire game and spawn raped a bunch of retards.PlaneWhore wrote:
Ever stop to think I may be the reason for the one-sided conditions? Going against jihaders? Yawn. Going against an enemy tank? Great but it's a shame I never encountered one because I would've spanked it.DrunkFace wrote:
as any retard could have done the same under those 1 sided conditions.
The rest of your team out capped them and then there stupidity made them fail in capturing other flags. You had absolutely nothing to do with the 1 sided team. As I said, ANY retard in your situation could have come up with the same results.
As for your arrogance it just shows you have never played against any other skilled people who work together. If there where good players on the other team you would have had 4 or even 5 AT rockets fired at you accurately and simultaneously which would have killed you outright straight away. Also squads would have been sent form the North Gas Station to South Gas Station, Power Plant and Hill. No where near you and there would have been nothing you could have done. In an Ideal world all of these things would have happened, but its a pub server so you could only expect 1 or 2, but not even 1 of these things happened, proving you were playing against sub standard competition.
^ Right on! , when you play against complete tards who have no idea what there doing anyone can do that, plus like the poster above said you stayed in the same place the hole time with a supply box people repairing an a covered place to retreat to...try playing in 2v2 Armour ladders an we will see if your 5 kdr is from raping infantry at spawn points or from being a skilled player who has no problems taking out tanks an Apc occupied by skilled players, i think i know the answer (Spawn raping infantry who have no skill or brains what so ever)DrunkFace wrote:
Absolutely not. You didn't capture a flag you didn't defend a flag, you stayed in 1 spot the entire game and spawn raped a bunch of retards.PlaneWhore wrote:
Ever stop to think I may be the reason for the one-sided conditions? Going against jihaders? Yawn. Going against an enemy tank? Great but it's a shame I never encountered one because I would've spanked it.DrunkFace wrote:
as any retard could have done the same under those 1 sided conditions.
The rest of your team out capped them and then there stupidity made them fail in capturing other flags. You had absolutely nothing to do with the 1 sided team. As I said, ANY retard in your situation could have come up with the same results.
As for your arrogance it just shows you have never played against any other skilled people who work together. If there where good players on the other team you would have had 4 or even 5 AT rockets fired at you accurately and simultaneously which would have killed you outright straight away. Also squads would have been sent form the North Gas Station to South Gas Station, Power Plant and Hill. No where near you and there would have been nothing you could have done. In an Ideal world all of these things would have happened, but its a pub server so you could only expect 1 or 2, but not even 1 of these things happened, proving you were playing against sub standard competition.
Wow, nice waste of 10 minutes of my life.
Some points about your comment:
-that's not "sniper distance"
-that's not *proper* usage of a tank. A tank is supposed to kill enemy tanks/apcs first, but you was playing against a bunch of fucktards
-I didn't get "a lot of interesting Mashtuur specific camping tips", you was just sitting in the same spot with supply crates and a repairing muppet behind you (lot of fun in that round for him), spawnraping a bunch of fucktards
-anyone who thinks "it looks a little fishy" is a total noob, but you play against that bunch of fucktards on "a regular basis"
-at 9.37 the video shows a complete lack of "leading targets" skill
-I find really amusing how you died 26 seconds after leaving your tank
Conclusion: a 30 kdr in a tank denotes SOME skill, at least at bailing out.
But 90% of your time is on city maps, you have a very low amount of flag points, and 3,7 teamkills per hour. So you teamkill for your precious tank or run over your teammates.
I must admit, it takes some dedication to play with a constant obsession about a single stat, but it's nothing to brag about.
Some points about your comment:
-that's not "sniper distance"
-that's not *proper* usage of a tank. A tank is supposed to kill enemy tanks/apcs first, but you was playing against a bunch of fucktards
-I didn't get "a lot of interesting Mashtuur specific camping tips", you was just sitting in the same spot with supply crates and a repairing muppet behind you (lot of fun in that round for him), spawnraping a bunch of fucktards
-anyone who thinks "it looks a little fishy" is a total noob, but you play against that bunch of fucktards on "a regular basis"
-at 9.37 the video shows a complete lack of "leading targets" skill
-I find really amusing how you died 26 seconds after leaving your tank
Conclusion: a 30 kdr in a tank denotes SOME skill, at least at bailing out.
But 90% of your time is on city maps, you have a very low amount of flag points, and 3,7 teamkills per hour. So you teamkill for your precious tank or run over your teammates.
I must admit, it takes some dedication to play with a constant obsession about a single stat, but it's nothing to brag about.
You're right I should've killed the non-existant APC on Mashtuur! Like it or not that IS proper usage of a tank. I don't let the enemy leave the spawn. You notice I assign top priority to destroying fast moving vehicles for that very reason. Even with me massacring the spawn it still took ages to capture that flag because they had so many reinforcements at that flag but the important thing is we kept them almost 100% contained. That's teamwork and that's how you use a tank.The_Jester wrote:
-that's not *proper* usage of a tank. A tank is supposed to kill enemy tanks/apcs first, but you was playing against a bunch of fucktards
A good tanker - join me on Jolt 24/7 Smoke Screen, I need a challenge. Those guys just fall to my rockets.
Just judging from what I read it doesn't sound too impressive. But I will watch it. Now make a plane whoring video. In the f-35.
I picked up some good things from that video, things a noob might not know. For instance you were perfectly comfortable back there at a distance. I'll be honest, I probably would have popped a few from the bridge and drove into the hotel. It showed patience, just sitting back, repairing when necessary. If I got in close everyone would spawn AT and I would be dead quickly.
There probably werent other tanks for him to rape because I'm guessing his team had every other flag. I watched about the first half and I didnt see him map check once so I dont know for sure. But if they have both tanks, whats left to do but sit back and rape infantry?
IMO heres the "tank threats" checklist (on mashtuur)
-tank
-blackhawk
-light vehicles
-infantry
I didnt see one tank or blackhawk so of course he's going to pound the infantry spawning on the 1 flag left.
There probably werent other tanks for him to rape because I'm guessing his team had every other flag. I watched about the first half and I didnt see him map check once so I dont know for sure. But if they have both tanks, whats left to do but sit back and rape infantry?
IMO heres the "tank threats" checklist (on mashtuur)
-tank
-blackhawk
-light vehicles
-infantry
I didnt see one tank or blackhawk so of course he's going to pound the infantry spawning on the 1 flag left.
At one point a skycow tried ramming him.I didnt see one tank or blackhawk so of course he's going to pound the infantry spawning on the 1 flag left.
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