teh failCoolbeano wrote:
Those of you with my MSN have seen me say this quite a lot recently...
So, Steve Irwin walks into a barb...
That's a Good Good Joke.liquix wrote:
Why did the lesbians beat the gays to the airport?
Because the gays were at home packin their shit and the lesbians were lickity-split!
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Ok ok, so is that a good good joke, or a bad good joke! Heh, I love that joke regardless.
why did the lesbian nightclub have to close down?
They lost their liquor license
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They lost their liquor license
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That's a Bad Bad joke. I don't get it. (Kidding about the selfish part, but I really don't get it)^KoB^Buckles wrote:
why did the lesbian nightclub have to close down?
They lost their liquor license
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"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
if you don;t get it i won't explain it. but try saying it aloudhaffeysucks wrote:
That's a Bad Bad joke. I don't get it. (Kidding about the selfish part, but I really don't get it)^KoB^Buckles wrote:
why did the lesbian nightclub have to close down?
They lost their liquor license
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What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
A circus is a Cunning array of Stunts
Rofl now I get it. The 2nd one is funny too. These are Good Good Jokes! +1^KoB^Buckles wrote:
if you don;t get it i won't explain it. but try saying it aloudhaffeysucks wrote:
That's a Bad Bad joke. I don't get it. (Kidding about the selfish part, but I really don't get it)^KoB^Buckles wrote:
why did the lesbian nightclub have to close down?
They lost their liquor license
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What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
A circus is a Cunning array of Stunts
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Yo' momma's so fat, that when she was making love to a man, the man slapped her ass and it made the wave.
That's a Bad Bad Joke.eagles1106 wrote:
Yo' momma's so fat, that when she was making love to a man, the man slapped her ass and it made the wave.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
It's supposed to be:haffeysucks wrote:
That's a Bad Bad Joke.eagles1106 wrote:
Yo' momma's so fat, that when she was making love to a man, the man slapped her ass and it made the wave.
another one from me:Teh REAL Joke! wrote:
Why is it easier to shag fat chick than slim women?
Cuz with a fat chick, you just climb on, slap the fat and ride the ripples
What have fat chicks and mopeds got in common?
They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't et your mates find out
Buckles, you're still pumping out Good Good ones!
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
What's long, hard, and full of Semen??
A Submarine
A Submarine
whats a woman and a washing machine got in common,
they both leak when there f**ked
they both leak when there f**ked
When Chuck Norris has drank too much, he doesn't Throw UP, when chuck norris has drank too much he THROWS DOWN!
Beware the roundhouse!
Beware the roundhouse!
Gay.dlbenson1979 wrote:
When Chuck Norris has drank too much, he doesn't Throw UP, when chuck norris has drank too much he THROWS DOWN!
Beware the roundhouse!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lot-o-pus
What do you call gay dinosaur?
Mega-Soar-ass
What do you call two lesbians in a freezer?
Klondikes
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
DAMN those are funny....
Lick-a-lot-o-pus
What do you call gay dinosaur?
Mega-Soar-ass
What do you call two lesbians in a freezer?
Klondikes
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
DAMN those are funny....
A man walks into a bar............OUCH
What did one herb say to the other herb?
Thyme is of the essence
Thyme is of the essence
So what was the motto of the 14th annual Viticms of Domestic Violence & Transgender Support Foundation?
"If you Can't beat 'em, Join 'em!"
"If you Can't beat 'em, Join 'em!"
So a dyslexic walks into a bra...
Q, What's Brown and sticky
A, A stick
A, A stick
It's amazing how many times this joke has been made in this exact thread.Jinto-sk wrote:
Q, What's Brown and sticky
A, A stick
Did you hear about the man who took a pencil to bed?
He wanted to draw the curtains.
I've got another joke about a pencil but it's got no point.
Hmm, yeah but I was the first who used it. True! Look on page two!
[Blinking eyes thing]
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how do you know if you've had a good night licking pussy
when you wake up your face feels like a glazed dohnut
when you wake up your face feels like a glazed dohnut
lol, that actually made me laughMarconius wrote:
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise!
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