Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Clinton: "Do we have time?"
Bush yells "WTF is a tit-anick?"
Upon returning to USA, he then declares a Global War on Iceburgs
Upon returning to USA, he then declares a Global War on Iceburgs
Last edited by Spearhead (2006-08-29 10:37:20)
Well this went absolutely nowhere, gg
"Enemy Iceberg Spotted"
Suddenly, Jack and Rose realized the car had been a bad place to experiment with anal sex.
Cheney rubs his hands together celebrating that Halliburton will surely get a no bid cleanup contract and charge a thousand dollars per cheese sandwitch
Rumsfeld designs a new iceberg warning chart and instantly elevates the iceberg alert to fuschia
Carl Rove decides this is a perfect opportunity to push his global anti-iceberg campaign to Bush
Bush thinks icebergs are salads for bleeding heart pot head hippies
Rumsfeld designs a new iceberg warning chart and instantly elevates the iceberg alert to fuschia
Carl Rove decides this is a perfect opportunity to push his global anti-iceberg campaign to Bush
Bush thinks icebergs are salads for bleeding heart pot head hippies
Enemy noob spotted