The RPG Called Life

2006-08-29 04:53:06

#1

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6975|Brisbane, Australia

I have an Idea! Lets compile all the comparisions of an RPG to Real Life!

This stuff normally happens in chatrooms ect, so lets all just make our own comparisons! Here are a few of mine

This one from a CS:S match last night

:Yeah, I need to "Rest" now, otherwise I dont get the EXP bonus when I go to the instance "School"
-I fucking hate that instance, it gives hardly anything, yet they tell you it does
:Mm, its bullshit that you still need to do it otherwise you dont get the higher level skillsets

Another one

:Fucking hell, I just spent 5 hours grinding levels at the School instance, and I dont think I got much EXP, it sucks that they hide your EXP bar until every 90 days
-I love it how that instance closes for a few days after that though, grinding is tough work
:Atleast they give you rest breaks during it

Another

:FUCK! RL IS SO BUGGY! WHEN THE FUCK IS THE PATCH COMING OUT?
-Dude, there hasnt been a patch since release, and there is only one dev, which was 2000 years ago
:Fuck, sucks to answer all those PMs from the nubs then

Yep, another

:The racial class system is flawwed, it seems that the European/Caucasian race gets all the skill set availabilties, unlike others

More..

:Far out, those fucking griefers and force TK'ers piss me off, I was just standing there, and one of them starts talking smack, trying to make me Injure a team-mate
-The friendly fire system is bugged.........

Anyway, Ill add more, and feel free to add yours too, as for me

I need to "Rest" now, otherwise I dont get the EXP bonus when I go to the instance "School"

2006-08-29 05:32:45

#2

Kontrolfreq: Member; +50|6923|Cambridge UK

Eiw... no

2006-08-29 05:51:22

#3

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7050|Uhh... erm...

Dammit, this RPG sucks! I'm rebooting! -Suicide

Where the heck are all the cheat codes??? -Laziness

2006-08-29 06:29:54

#4

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7017

My character doesn't have any good strength or intelligence bonuses, my staminas real low (I'm fucking tired). I'm going to eBay to see if I can pick up a pure intelligence character for about 150 bucks. That and my will to work skill is low level, and I hate training my character. This RPG blows.

Last edited by PspRpg-7 (2006-08-29 06:33:24)

2006-08-29 20:32:41

#5

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6975|Brisbane, Australia

Kontrolfreq wrote:
Eiw... no

Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny

2006-08-29 20:33:42

#6

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7017

Sarrk wrote:
Kontrolfreq wrote:
Eiw... no
Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny

That was blunt.

2006-08-29 20:38:12

#7

specxops: Banned; +18|6969|Boca Raton,Florida

llol i got a laugh outta that=D

2006-08-29 20:47:32

#8

phnxfrhwk: Member; +14|6992|Just outside of baltimore, Md.

Mt Dew +1 energy for the next 30 minutes
cigarette +1 energy for the next 30 minutes: -0.05 on life expectancy

2006-08-29 22:34:23

#9

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6975|Brisbane, Australia

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Sarrk wrote:
Kontrolfreq wrote:
Eiw... no
Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny
That was blunt.

Ill tell you whats blunt, this

Ok, heres another one

:Dude, so I went into the dungeon called "K-Mart" and after mobbing through all the "Security Gaurds" and "Greeters" I saw all these dead "Trollys" full of all this loot!
-Yeah, I dont know why all those nubs leave them, some of them have good stuff

:Man, this Race Alliance system is fucked up, like, the "American" race is allowed to attack everyone!

Not implying anthing btw for the above one, sorry for offence if all

:Whoa! D00d! I got this leet STR bonus....Steroids
-Let me have alook!
:500% EXP bonus when training STR! Wewt!
-Wait, look down below......the side affects, -50 Genitals, and randomly occuring "Rage"
:Fuck...............S>STEROIDS!!!!MSG ME!!!

2006-08-29 22:37:58

#10

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7075|United States of America

Sarrk wrote:
Kontrolfreq wrote:
Eiw... no
Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny

I'm with him, I didn't think it was funny.

2006-08-29 22:42:24

#11

norge: J-10 and a coke please; +18|6789

so god created humans 2000 years ago now? wow history ftw.

2006-08-29 22:44:39

#12

SaladForks: /ph34r; +129|6901|Eastern USA

Fail.

2006-08-29 22:45:29

#13

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7017

Sarrk wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Sarrk wrote:

Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny
That was blunt.
Ill tell you whats blunt, this

Ok, heres another one

:Dude, so I went into the dungeon called "K-Mart" and after mobbing through all the "Security Gaurds" and "Greeters" I saw all these dead "Trollys" full of all this loot!
-Yeah, I dont know why all those nubs leave them, some of them have good stuff

:Man, this Race Alliance system is fucked up, like, the "American" race is allowed to attack everyone!

Not implying anthing btw for the above one, sorry for offence if all

:Whoa! D00d! I got this leet STR bonus....Steroids
-Let me have alook!
:500% EXP bonus when training STR! Wewt!
-Wait, look down below......the side affects, -50 Genitals, and randomly occuring "Rage"
:Fuck...............S>STEROIDS!!!!MSG ME!!!

Life translated into an RPG would be like this.

2006-08-29 22:47:01

#14

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6806|Melbourne

Lol this RPG is funny heres one,

Dam those lvl 99er's wont stop beeting me up at the instance called school, and they stole my 15 gil for lunch dam them to hell!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2006-08-29 22:56:34

#15

HolmWrecker: Member; +2|7029|Nibiru

Wow, you guys must all be young. Such dark and negative lives. And OMG...talk about misinformed and so full of hate you can't see the way life actually is.

My life RPG would have to be that I take aim (set a goal), Fire (achieve goal) and finally, reap the benifits of having done it and smoked the competition while doing it. That's fun. Pays damn good too.

Bitching and whining that nothing works how you percieve it should is just flat wierd.

Flame on if you must, keeping in mind I'm old and don't care what anyone says, ever.

2006-08-29 23:01:30

#16

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6806|Melbourne

There are good things in the RPG called Life!

ZOMG, i just got to lvl 30! and purchased a new XR8 Falcon! ZOMG Money hax0r!!!!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2006-08-29 23:08:36

#17

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6975|Brisbane, Australia

Holy fuck, if you dont like it, why post? Just leave and get on with your lifes

2006-08-30 04:37:02

#18

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,064|7091|PNW

- Damnit, this crafting shit is so repetitive and boring. I want a different class.
- I destroyed a whole nest of spiders and they didn't have any loot.
- Running shoes (worn out)
- I need a bigger box for all this stuff.
- OMG, there's a game within this game! WHOAH, COOL!
- These weather effects are lame. Why the heck did they make the sun that bright? Too much bloom.
- Air travel makes you lag.
- Why the f*ck do I have to pay these gay monthly fees?
- Free monez 4 a nub
- O rly?
- Shit, I'm so out of practice...

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-08-30 04:42:48)

2006-08-30 09:33:39

#19

Kontrolfreq: Member; +50|6923|Cambridge UK

Sarrk wrote:
Kontrolfreq wrote:
Eiw... no
Suck a dick, the rest of us find it funny

Big deal i didn't and i'm not alone... no need to get oral lol. If you lot want to compare your real lives to some RPG then knock yourselves out.

Or, you could just go and play Second Life and then you could give up on Real Life entirely!

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