Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6867
A couple of weeks ago I went out on a bar/club/party binge with some of my friends. We wind up in this one bar/dancefloor that we decide to pick up some chicks in. So I spot this one cute chick with a friend and wave my friend play wingman. Everything's going fine, until he got bored of her fat friend, and tried to cut in on my girl (Normally he would not do this, but we were all playing beer pong at another friend's house earlier that night for like 3 hours, and he didn't win once). I brush him off and continue on (got the # but didn't hook up with her - had other things) But anyway, long story short, it pissed me off that he did that especially when he was designated wingman that night (It's because of me that he's seeing the current chick he's with).

So anyway, this is how I'm going to get him back:

I hired an escort for tomorrow that is going to meet us at the bar. She knows what I look like so I will "pick her up" at the bar. After that she is going to go out clubbing with us. Here is where my friend is going to get it. She's going to lead him into one of the bathrooms (while I am away getting drinks) and tell him she doesn't really like me, she likes him. Then she's going to offer him head in the bathroom. If he goes in with her, she is going to run out and give me his pants.

Let's see how good of a friend he is.
l41e
Member
+677|6869

Rofl...
ZoMg_h4x
I'M NOT KMAL!!!!
+64|6677|Atlanta, GA USA
hell yes, sounds like a plan
F_O_Assault
Member
+19|6680|Greenwood, SC
WOW, if u do that, ROFL
Snipedya14
Dont tread on me
+77|6916|Mountains of West Virginia
I KNEW this was fancy
Well done
colt.45
I use air hacks.
+25|6696|B.C Canada
lmao thats hilarious,you'll have to let us know the results
Phantom2828
Member
+51|6749|Land of the free
Pwned
jsruck24
Member
+3|6745
lol, awesome idea
DeadboyUSMC
Member
+65|6920|NCFSU2
If the hooker doesn't have an STD, I'm not impressed.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6906|United States of America
Take some pictures...
ZoMg_h4x
I'M NOT KMAL!!!!
+64|6677|Atlanta, GA USA

DesertFox423 wrote:

Take some pictures...
QFT
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6972|the middle of nowhere
what do QFE and QFT mean???
jord
Member
+2,382|6899|The North, beyond the wall.

Darkhelmet wrote:

what do QFE and QFT mean???
Queen for England.

And Queen's feel tender.

Last edited by jord (2006-08-27 18:09:31)

BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|6972|Chicago.
Fancy, can I borrow that for my friends? ;-)
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6972|the middle of nowhere
Oh now I get it............ what do they really mean?
Ubersturmbannfuhrer
I am a fucking homosexual
+211|6828|Parainen, Finland
Man I love your idea!!!

This is exactly what Jesus died for!!!
Home
Section.80
+447|7069|Seattle, Washington, USA

Darkhelmet wrote:

Oh now I get it............ what do they really mean?
Quirky fox trot and Quiet flying elephant.

Maybe he didn't read it the first time?

Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-08-27 18:32:36)

Papa Smurf 314
Right in the Smurfin' parking lot?
+90|6991|New York

Darkhelmet wrote:

what do QFE and QFT mean???
agh homeschtar..

Last edited by Papa Smurf 314 (2006-08-27 18:13:16)

PASSUBY
Member
+30|6854|Louisiana
Fancy, you need a spycam on her blouse! http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/video.html

I would love to hear/see this one!
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6894|A sunburnt country
Man I wish my friends would pull pranks like that on me.  Make sure you get blown first, then if she kisses him.....................

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6759|Long Island, New York
Pics or it didn't happen.

GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|6984

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

Let's see how good of a friend he is.
Oh how very ironic... +1 anyway.
the_outsider38
Microsoft Poster Child
+83|6916|Vancouver BC Canada
I read the thread name and.....I knew......Pollux strikes again.
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6813|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Great Idea LMAO but
not sure he desrves that treatment for trying to chat up the same bird as you alls fair in love n war dude, why didn't you chat to the fat bird ?????
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6870

That's funny as hell. Assuming it's true, which knowing Fancy, there is a good chance it isn't, post the results.

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