ahahahah this thread is quality hilarious
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You are still allowed at kindergarten?
I used to do this when I was in the first grade. Wow.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I was alone in the school bathroom and I was like "What the hell, I wonder how far away I can piss and still make it in". So I got pretty far away, like three feet , then some kid walks in. He startles me so much I try to run back to the stall and hide my penis which resulted in me pissing all over the wall.
Discuss.
tell ya wut..
drink tons and ton of water
when you feel the pee
controll it for a bit
then go to the toilet and start it off..
then after about 5 seconds..
SQUEEEZE your penis..
hold it there
and then move back as far as your toilet allows..
and release it like you were firing a sniper..
slow and steady..
everyshot goes realli far away if you block it for a just nice period..
i practiced that for a long time.. finally do it from about 2 and half meters away.. WHOO HOOO
drink tons and ton of water
when you feel the pee
controll it for a bit
then go to the toilet and start it off..
then after about 5 seconds..
SQUEEEZE your penis..
hold it there
and then move back as far as your toilet allows..
and release it like you were firing a sniper..
slow and steady..
everyshot goes realli far away if you block it for a just nice period..
i practiced that for a long time.. finally do it from about 2 and half meters away.. WHOO HOOO
This is sick. lolEyeshooter wrote:
tell ya wut..
drink tons and ton of water
when you feel the pee
controll it for a bit
then go to the toilet and start it off..
then after about 5 seconds..
SQUEEEZE your penis..
hold it there
and then move back as far as your toilet allows..
and release it like you were firing a sniper..
slow and steady..
everyshot goes realli far away if you block it for a just nice period..
i practiced that for a long time.. finally do it from about 2 and half meters away.. WHOO HOOO
Lol
i just had to share my heart out..
i just had to share my heart out..
Last edited by Eyeshooter (2006-08-26 02:39:51)
Eyeshooter wrote:
tell ya wut..
drink tons and ton of water
when you feel the pee
controll it for a bit
then go to the toilet and start it off..
then after about 5 seconds..
SQUEEEZE your penis..
hold it there
and then move back as far as your toilet allows..
and release it like you were firing a sniper..
slow and steady..
everyshot goes realli far away if you block it for a just nice period..
i practiced that for a long time.. finally do it from about 2 and half meters away.. WHOO HOOO
+1 for being a crazy asshole.
Would this happen to have anything to do with your username?
Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-08-26 02:40:16)
did you pissed from a 45 degree angle?Fancy_Pollux wrote:
I was alone in the school bathroom and I was like "What the hell, I wonder how far away I can piss and still make it in". So I got pretty far away, like three feet , then some kid walks in. He startles me so much I try to run back to the stall and hide my penis which resulted in me pissing all over the wall.
Discuss.
evr pissed on some1 before??
fill ur watergun with piss and squirt passer bys out of the top windoe
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Fuck karma
fill ur watergun with piss and squirt passer bys out of the top windoe
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Fuck karma
Being the owner of an arcade, I've had to clean the poop OUT of the urinal. A word of advice to you urinal-poopers: Don't put much weight on the Urinal because if you're unlucky you'll rip it out of the wall.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
You haven't lived until you've pooped in a urinal.
enough with distance pissing, distance shitting is what seperates the men from the boys
in a public toilet in the town im from, we had a small x about 10 ft up the wall behind the urinal, it said under it"if you can piss this high , join the fire brigade".
so we all used to see if we could piss on the cross. the only person ever to do it was my cousin, everytime without fail he would piss and easily hit this cross.
we asked him for months , how the fuk he managed to piss so far. eventually he told us his secret.
he pissed through a semi lol, he must have been going through puberty because he has 2 kids and a wife now lol
so we all used to see if we could piss on the cross. the only person ever to do it was my cousin, everytime without fail he would piss and easily hit this cross.
we asked him for months , how the fuk he managed to piss so far. eventually he told us his secret.
he pissed through a semi lol, he must have been going through puberty because he has 2 kids and a wife now lol
lol, this is great.
Want a challenge?{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
A kid caught me distance pissing in the bathroom.
Only a title Fancy would come up with. I have personally tried this before, its not as easy as it sounds. Luckily Ive never got too far away, because by the time I start getting some decent distance, Im running out of ammo. So to prevent peeing on the floor, I have to get myself back before I can get a record breaking distance.
Try writting your name in snow with yellow ink from your man stik.
Wait until you're older, you wont care what people think and don't care where you piss. Hell I've seen older gents piss thier pants at a party like nothing happened.
....... LOL
WTF?
To be honest I used to do that and still do. I can do it now so that I'm standing against the opposite wall and still hitting the target.
LOL @ eyeshooter - Any guesses where the name came from?
WTF?
To be honest I used to do that and still do. I can do it now so that I'm standing against the opposite wall and still hitting the target.
LOL @ eyeshooter - Any guesses where the name came from?
imdead wrote:
Wait until you're older, you wont care what people think and don't care where you piss. Hell I've seen older gents piss thier pants at a party like nothing happened.
shadow looks like he's answering that post, lmao!Shadow893 wrote:
....... LOL
WTF?
To be honest I used to do that and still do.
well, i found it funny...
4 feet, 2 inches is my record...
I had a ruler in my backpack.
I had a ruler in my backpack.
Hahahahahahahaha... LOL man
Pollux is my new hero. He contributes so many threads that make me ROFL.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
There were these little high up windows over the urinals at my primary school... people stood near the wall outside the toilet sometimes... the challenge not distance on those occasions, it was height... I'm glad to say I never reached those dizzying heights, because it got a friend of mine in alot of trouble... I'm also glad I knew about it, and I was never a victim...
*walks in and sees an unconcious kid on the floor with the urinal over his back and broken urinal pieces on the floor with poo smeared on them*G3|Genius wrote:
Being the owner of an arcade, I've had to clean the poop OUT of the urinal. A word of advice to you urinal-poopers: Don't put much weight on the Urinal because if you're unlucky you'll rip it out of the wall.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
You haven't lived until you've pooped in a urinal.
Some people are just that stupid.
I work at a public pool as a lifeguard, we do all our own cleaning. It can get pretty bad.
By far the best was when some kids locked ALL the stalls in the building from the inside. I had to laugh at that one.
Kids other favorites include, but are not limited to:
-Toilet paper everywhere (must have taken at least 20 mins)
-Hand soap all over the floor (Very slippery/moderately dangerous)
-Shit on the floor
-Shit smeared on the walls (I was not happy)
-Paper towel stuck to top of 20ft ceiling
-Shopping bags down toilet
I work at a public pool as a lifeguard, we do all our own cleaning. It can get pretty bad.
By far the best was when some kids locked ALL the stalls in the building from the inside. I had to laugh at that one.
Kids other favorites include, but are not limited to:
-Toilet paper everywhere (must have taken at least 20 mins)
-Hand soap all over the floor (Very slippery/moderately dangerous)
-Shit on the floor
-Shit smeared on the walls (I was not happy)
-Paper towel stuck to top of 20ft ceiling
-Shopping bags down toilet
can you believe how far this has gone lol?
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