Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Movie - Hard To Kill
Actor - Steven Seagal
Character played - Mason Storm
Quote - "This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!"
Actor - Steven Seagal
Character played - Mason Storm
Quote - "This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!"
'...Well, bring out the gimp. But the gimp's sleeping. Well you better go wake him up then.' Pulp Fiction may be the greatest film ever made.
"Im your huckleberry" - Tombstone
and the classic lines
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse now
" CHARLIE DONT SURF" - apocalypse now
Best quotes going my friends!
and the classic lines
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse now
" CHARLIE DONT SURF" - apocalypse now
Best quotes going my friends!
Movie - As good as it gets;
Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
PREDATOR - http://home7.swipnet.se/~w-72369/run.wav all time greatest
Most definitely from the movie The Boondock Saints when the old guys says, "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck out!" Ian an Irish accent of course.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Apocalypse Now.
Apocalypse Now.
Damn straight.Fence33 wrote:
"Im your huckleberry" - Tombstone
and the classic lines
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse now
" CHARLIE DONT SURF" - apocalypse now
Best quotes going my friends!
"Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
- Billy Madison
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife."
"He was wearing a dinner jacket. Whadda ya think? Jammies...he was wearing jammies."
"What did the pyjamas look like?"
"I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas'n shit on 'em!"
- Raising Arizona
"Time for us to go".
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."
-Army of Darkness
And for the deep:
"There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."
"Like what?"
"Has anything you've done made your life better?"
-American History X
Of course, often overlooked...anything Hudson (Bill Paxton) says in the movie Aliens:
"You maybe haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
"I'm afraid I have some bad news."
Hudson: "Well that's a switch."
"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come and get it you bastards! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!"
Ripley: "How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?"
Hicks: "Seventeen days."
Hudson: "Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here..."
Ripley: "Hudson!"
Hudson: "...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!"
Ripley: "HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."
Hudson: "So why don't you put her in charge?"
- Billy Madison
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife."
"He was wearing a dinner jacket. Whadda ya think? Jammies...he was wearing jammies."
"What did the pyjamas look like?"
"I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas'n shit on 'em!"
- Raising Arizona
"Time for us to go".
"But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."
-Army of Darkness
And for the deep:
"There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."
"Like what?"
"Has anything you've done made your life better?"
-American History X
Of course, often overlooked...anything Hudson (Bill Paxton) says in the movie Aliens:
"You maybe haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"
"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
"I'm afraid I have some bad news."
Hudson: "Well that's a switch."
"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come and get it you bastards! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!"
Ripley: "How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?"
Hicks: "Seventeen days."
Hudson: "Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here..."
Ripley: "Hudson!"
Hudson: "...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!"
Ripley: "HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."
Hudson: "So why don't you put her in charge?"
omg how could i forget. "my name's johnny utah." "who caaares?" point break
Lol at the posters so far.
I've got a billion lines in mind, most have been posted here. The ones that currently come to mind are:
"Now it's a damn shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better Off Dead
"Badger, you manual on picking up trashy women came in today. Tell me, what's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" - Better Off Dead
KJ
I've got a billion lines in mind, most have been posted here. The ones that currently come to mind are:
"Now it's a damn shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better Off Dead
"Badger, you manual on picking up trashy women came in today. Tell me, what's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?" - Better Off Dead
KJ
Actually its 'How can you shoot women and children?'..'Easy, you just dont lead 'em as much.'_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
Full Metal Jacket '' You know why I can kill so many wimen and children.. Because they can't run so fast''
Great to see Point Break mentioned, how about..
'Johnny, you're about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, how do you feel about that?'.
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Probably the greatest movie ever made!!!!ig88 wrote:
omg how could i forget. "my name's johnny utah." "who caaares?" point break
LOL - I forgot about the Point Break skydiving scene. About ten minutes long, a light breeze, and they have a three minute conversation about "the Rush" without yelling too loud. Stupid funny.
My Sig Sum's it Up
Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not talking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone, okay?FFLink13 wrote:
i reckon the series should count as movies from now on:GhostStalker0 wrote:
even more quotesFFLink13 wrote:
Lots of quotes
Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (beat...playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"
(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "
Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"
Mal: "Politely."
Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal: "I'm standing right here."
Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud."
Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."
il let you do the next episode
Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade.
Mal: Darn.
[Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward]
Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us...
One of Niska's Soldiers: I get it! I'm good. Best for everyone. I speak for everyone. I'm right there with ya.
Jayne: [to Wash] Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command around here.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
Zoë: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoë: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.
Zoe: "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."GhostStalker0 wrote:
Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not talking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone, okay?
Crow: Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade.
Mal: Darn.
[Kicks Crow through running engines. Next bad guy is brought forward]
Mal: Now, this is all the money Niska gave us...
One of Niska's Soldiers: I get it! I'm good. Best for everyone. I speak for everyone. I'm right there with ya.
Jayne: [to Wash] Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command around here.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free.
Zoë: Then can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoë: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.
Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."
Alliance Commander: "You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war."
Alliance Commander: "And your husband?"
Zoe: "Fight with him sometimes, too."
not many ones in this episode...
oh!
Zoe: "i don't believe its any of your business"
Wash: "the legs, gotta be the legs. and the prt where the legs meet the back. in fact that whole area. have you seen what she wears? have you ever been with a warrior woman?"
too funny...
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you are going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.FFLink13 wrote:
More quotesGhostStalker0 wrote:
Yes yes! More quotes!!
Mal: Wha? I am not... Preacher, you got a smutty mind!
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?
Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole airflow.
Inara: And you'd know that because...?
Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
"Fuck you Asshole"
Terminator
Terminator
Cosmo Kramer = best online name I've ever seen
Best character in a sitcom in all of human history, too
Best character in a sitcom in all of human history, too
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From The Waterboy:
Bobby Boucher: "Well I like school... and I like football... and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good.
[Slams door, then comes back]
Bobby Boucher: And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.
[Slams door, then comes back]
Bobby Boucher: And I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too."
Just saw it again last night and cracked up. I especially love the part where it showing the football scores and it has SCLSU beating Clemson like 6 to 3 or something. Since I am frequently going through clemson, I got a kick outta that.
Bobby Boucher: "Well I like school... and I like football... and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good.
[Slams door, then comes back]
Bobby Boucher: And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.
[Slams door, then comes back]
Bobby Boucher: And I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too."
Just saw it again last night and cracked up. I especially love the part where it showing the football scores and it has SCLSU beating Clemson like 6 to 3 or something. Since I am frequently going through clemson, I got a kick outta that.
Movie was predator & the line was "Stick Around" after Arnold sticks a guy to a door with his big knife.
"i've had it with these mother fuking snakes on these mother fuking plane"
well you guys know were this is from ..crap sry i just looked back and saw that 2 other people had
well you guys know were this is from ..crap sry i just looked back and saw that 2 other people had
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Euro trip:
When he kisses his sister,
"Can you say What the Fuck did i do last night?"
classsic
When he kisses his sister,
"Can you say What the Fuck did i do last night?"
classsic
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?