Advice for guys:

If you believe in re-incarnation DON'T come back as an egg.

Why?

3 reasons

It takes you 3 minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once
And only your mom sits on your face.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'