Got this one in an email a while back and Downy's thread just made me remember it.
You have to read this all the way to the
end..................it will surprise you.
All right, immigration proposals under discussion. Let
me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal
the Limbaugh Laws. Here they are. First, if you
immigrate to the United States of America, you must
speak the native language. You have to be a
professional or an investor. We are not going to take
unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will
be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no
special ballots for elections, no government business
will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners
will not have the right to vote, I don't care how long
they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold
political office. According to the Limbaugh Laws, if
you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to
taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to
food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come
if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to
40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know
have that amount of money, you can't come and invest.
You have to stay home. If you do come and you want to
buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your
options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront
property in the United States. That will be reserved
for citizens naturally born in this country. In fact,
as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights
to property. These are the Limbaugh Laws. Another
thing. You don't have the right to protest when you
come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you
cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing,
no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you
get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth
or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go
straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til
we find you. I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws
are pretty harsh. I imagine today some of you probably
are going, "Yeah! Yeah!" Well, let me tell you this,
folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned are
actual laws of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican
immigration law. That's how the Mexican government
handles immigrants to their country.
You have to read this all the way to the
end..................it will surprise you.
All right, immigration proposals under discussion. Let
me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal
the Limbaugh Laws. Here they are. First, if you
immigrate to the United States of America, you must
speak the native language. You have to be a
professional or an investor. We are not going to take
unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will
be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no
special ballots for elections, no government business
will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners
will not have the right to vote, I don't care how long
they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold
political office. According to the Limbaugh Laws, if
you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to
taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to
food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come
if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to
40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't know
have that amount of money, you can't come and invest.
You have to stay home. If you do come and you want to
buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your
options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront
property in the United States. That will be reserved
for citizens naturally born in this country. In fact,
as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights
to property. These are the Limbaugh Laws. Another
thing. You don't have the right to protest when you
come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you
cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing,
no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you
get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth
or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go
straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til
we find you. I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws
are pretty harsh. I imagine today some of you probably
are going, "Yeah! Yeah!" Well, let me tell you this,
folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned are
actual laws of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican
immigration law. That's how the Mexican government
handles immigrants to their country.
