BF2S Forums embarrassing/funny/stupid school moments

Tetrino wrote:

Very, very embarassing.

It was during assembly, I had just won a prize for winning a book quiz. Then my class teacher calls me, so I go over to her, and she whispers in my ear, 'Zip your pants.' I freaked, and looked down. Then I rushed to the toilet. Almost everyone in the school saw it.

Reminds me when I was playing Rounders (like baseball) in my last year of school.  I had those i'll fitting white PE shorts on playing mixed rounders ( all the girls were playing).  All of a sudden whilst holding onto base 2's pole, leaning on it, happily looking at the sky thinking, "I just wanna chuck one up Sarah Rocastle" everyone is laughing and pointing at me.  I join in not knowing whats so funny behind me, I stop laughing and look behind me, nobody there. Shit - it's me there laughing at.  Ha Ha Ha Im trying to join in but can't now so look myself up and down.  My Nuts had crept out of my shorts and half my bollock was hanging out.  "ahh thats why there calling me Gooseberry".  It was in between doing exams and leaving school so I was just short of 16.  I left it there until it became uncomfortable.

i was once completely out of it from lack of sleep, and through some strange bodily mechanism had managed to stay awake for the whole day........until last period. End of the day, your winding down, and i had genetics. nice and warm in the room. then were watching a movie, lights get turned off, right next to the heater.....oh yeah. and it was a vid on meiosis, god thats boring. managed to pull my eyes open by resting my head on both my hands. But as im watching, my head gradually sliiiides down my hands, getting closer and closer to sleep. then my head just drops out, and cracks on the table. i shoot back up, almost shot my mouth off before i saw the teacher looking at me. luckily no-one else saw that, only heard it.

needless to say i was awake for the rest of the lesson

the_outsider38 wrote:

TheDoctor wrote:

a few years ago, me and some friends found some old shaving cream. we put it in the freazer for a few months, then the last day came. i put it in an esky and then braught it to school discuised as a esky full of drink (for final celebrations)then me and my friends got a hacksaw from a cool Design and tech teacher and we then went hunting, We found that this cow of a music teacher had left her car window open. wrong mistake, we then carefully sawed the top of the shaving cream lid off (it doesent explode becouse the matter iside is solid) and threw it into the car and ran off. we came back after school and saw that the prank had gone to plan, the frozen Shaving cream within had expanded to fill most of the car, we hid and waited untill she came to her car, the results were fucking hilarious. she went Mucking Fental. you sould of seen the tow-drivers face when he came to tow it off.

but i woudnt try it these days, its extremely dangerous. even if you freeze it for like a year there is a risk of blowing your face off.

Thats BS,
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html

I had a few cans in a bunch btw. i knew that grammar and left out info error was going to bite back with that website (where i got the idea from)

Last edited by TheDoctor (2006-08-16 03:34:06)

Specialist wrote:

jdjoubert wrote:

He went to the cupboard and got his cane out, turned around and told me to bend over for him.
My reply......... "No Thanx Sir, I would rather take a hiding with that cane stick of yours"

LOL +1

LOL LMFAOROFL +1

Some of these are hilarious

In grade 9, a friend of mine brought some firecrackers to school. We didn't know what to do with them at first, then at lunch someone came up with the amazing idea of sticking them in the oranges. We had so much fun lighting them and trowing them at people who walked past our bushes

In grade 10, we were doing yoga in gym (don't ask me why, it was gay). In the middle of one of the stretches (one of those attempted standing splits), I ran up to my friend and booted him in the balls. He let out a scream and fell over with a really loud thud. Everyone turned around and looked at us, and I was standing over him with my foot still part in the air. Got sent to the principal's office

In grade 2, I had just moved to Canada from England and was still getting used to the terminology differences. One kid said something to me that I didn't understand, and so I asked the teacher, "Mrs. S, what does 'titty' mean?" The school phoned home for that one.

tvmissleman wrote:

Marlboroman82 wrote:

I farted in class one time

been there done that

I think we all have done that.. lol

A couple years ago, as a high school sophmore, I walk into school during what I thought was a typical mornin. I get to the table in the cafeteria where I sit before class starts.. and I see one of my friends cryin. In front of him he's got six or seven milk cartons - all empty. So I'm thinkin "wtf is goin on here?" Apparently one of my other friends brought some real hot peppers to school.. don't remember the name of em.

Well we all knew this kid named Roby, he had absolutely no common sense - and we made him suffer for it many times. lol.. Anyways, he walks in, like I did earlier, thinkin that this is gonna be a normal morning. My friend walks up to him and says "I DARE you to eat this pepper!!!" Of course we all egged him on... (he doesn't stand up to peer pressure very well). and of course he accepted the challenge.

Roby took a slight bite into the pepper... Not enough to taste the spices... So he assumed it was nothing and ate the whole damn thing. Seconds later, his eyes bulge open.. lmao... He starts coughin.. and starts runnin for the bathroom. He got in there and started upchuckin everywhere. It was hilarious.. he finally came back about 10 minutes later - his shirt drenched in what seemed to be a mix of water and stomach juice - and we gave him some milk on the house. Then we clapped in appreciation of his bravery (and stupidity). LoL One of the best mornins in the 10th grade.

Last edited by USAFDude_1988 (2006-08-16 16:51:19)