Learn Scottish with SpawnoftheMist

2006-08-16 06:37:30

#1

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

In light of fon|sl4y3r's thread on learning the German way of saying useful phrases like:

"my nuts itch" and "piss off"

i thought i'd give you guys a chance to learn some scottish

post your phrases and i'll translate them.

Last edited by spawnofthemist (2006-08-16 06:38:11)

2006-08-16 06:39:00

#2

Simon: basically; +838|6976|UK

I am teh Win !

2006-08-16 06:39:20

#3

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7139|Delaware

I'm gonna eat your babies using a slightly rusty spoon. For dessert I'll have one scoop of vanilla ice cream.

2006-08-16 06:39:37

#4

broncobullfrog: Extra Tender Juicy SPINY; +58|7069|The 70's

Donald wheres yer trooosers?

Jings!

Crivens!

2006-08-16 06:40:47

#5

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6916|Cheshire. UK

dagga dagga dagga die you MEC spawn of satan! gurgle gurgle ....arrrrggghhhhh

2006-08-16 06:42:43

#6

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6844|Singapore

fuck you
motherfucker
and shut the fuck up

2006-08-16 06:44:27

#7

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7050|St. Andrews / Oslo

Ninjas are teh win...

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-08-16 06:45:24

#8

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6941|Camp XRay

facestab - for strykker

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2006-08-16 06:45:36

#9

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7051|Oslo, Norway

spawnofthemist is weird

2006-08-16 06:46:04

#10

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6916|Cheshire. UK

jkohlc wrote:
fuck you
motherfucker
and shut the fuck up

wow ...was only asking !!!

2006-08-16 06:47:36

#11

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7074|Hell, p.o box 666

well, what the f*ck have I started

please translate: my damn joystick is the shit and hey, where can I grap some cold beers and nice girls

thx

2006-08-16 06:53:13

#12

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

SysTray wrote:
I'm gonna eat your babies using a slightly rusty spoon. For dessert I'll have one scoop of vanilla ice cream.

yer wains er gonna be gey tasty yince ah eat em wi a rusty spoon. oh aye an ah'll huv a 99 wi a flake fir puddin.

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
well, what the f*ck have I started

please translate: my damn joystick is the shit and hey, where can I grap some cold beers and nice girls

thx

the first one would be the same
second one:

haw ya cunt. whaurs the local? am up fir gettin smashed an pullin a few fit burds.

2006-08-16 07:02:58

#13

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7074|Hell, p.o box 666

thought there is a sentence like: my joystick is the dogsballegs (spelling)

2006-08-16 07:07:00

#14

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
thought there is a sentence like: my joystick is the dogsballegs (spelling)

aw right aye ah ken whit yer oan about now.

mah flightstick is the dogs bollocks!

2006-08-16 07:08:51

#15

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|6955|Wigan. Manchester. England.

the = to

2006-08-16 07:37:06

#16

lord.knaslaban: Member; +13|6884|Uppsala, Sweden

In That case, I will translate to Swedish..

2006-08-16 07:46:55

#17

Erkut.hv: Member; +124|7053|California

spawnofthemist wrote:
SysTray wrote:
I'm gonna eat your babies using a slightly rusty spoon. For dessert I'll have one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
yer wains er gonna be gey tasty yince ah eat em wi a rusty spoon. oh aye an ah'll huv a 99 wi a flake fir puddin.

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
well, what the f*ck have I started

please translate: my damn joystick is the shit and hey, where can I grap some cold beers and nice girls

thx
the first one would be the same
second one:

haw ya cunt. whaurs the local? am up fir gettin smashed an pullin a few fit burds.

Scottish people talk like pirates?

Keeyar, I be havin some ale with birds lad, arrr!

2006-08-16 07:50:27

#18

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|7068

classic phrases

"Thats Gallas"
"Thats pure dead brilliant by the way"
"Ken wit a mean like?"
"you go'n oot to get the messages like?"

"Crivvens! Help ma boab and jings, i'm oan wan'o thae cumputir things"

2006-08-16 07:54:29

#19

alpinestar: Member; +304|6914|New York City baby.

I brown nose the moderators on bf2s.com

2006-08-16 07:58:08

#20

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|7074|Hell, p.o box 666

theDude5B wrote:
classic phrases

"Thats Gallas"
"Thats pure dead brilliant by the way"
"Ken wit a mean like?"
"you go'n oot to get the messages like?"

"Crivvens! Help ma boab and jings, i'm oan wan'o thae cumputir things"

damn it Dude, translate it for us!

2006-08-16 08:04:56

#21

AmbassadorofPain: Member; +34|6975|Devil's Perch

spawnofthemist wrote:
haw ya cunt. whaurs the local? am up fir gettin smashed an pullin a few fit burds.

And all that with a tutorial on how to pronounce it...
After all, I won't be writing letters to the locals when visiting your beautiful country!

Proud member of a dead community.

2006-08-16 08:07:59

#22

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
theDude5B wrote:
classic phrases

"Thats Gallas"
"Thats pure dead brilliant by the way"
"Ken wit a mean like?"
"you go'n oot to get the messages like?"

"Crivvens! Help ma boab and jings, i'm oan wan'o thae cumputir things"
damn it Dude, translate it for us!

Thats Gallas = that is fucking awesome
That's pure dead brilliant by the way = that is fucking awesome
Ken wit a mean like = do you understand what i'm saying?
you go'n oot to get the messages like? = are you going to the shops?

Crivvens! Help ma boab and jings, i'm oan wan'o thae cumputir things= holy fuckin shit! i'm on a computer!

2006-08-16 08:09:49

#23

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

AmbassadorofPain wrote:
spawnofthemist wrote:
haw ya cunt. whaurs the local? am up fir gettin smashed an pullin a few fit burds.
And all that with a tutorial on how to pronounce it...
After all, I won't be writing letters to the locals when visiting your beautiful country!

haw (like claw) ya cunt. wars the local. am up fir gettin smashed an pulling a few fit birds.

not much difference.

2006-08-16 08:13:24

#24

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6991|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Erkut.hv wrote:
spawnofthemist wrote:
SysTray wrote:
I'm gonna eat your babies using a slightly rusty spoon. For dessert I'll have one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
yer wains er gonna be gey tasty yince ah eat em wi a rusty spoon. oh aye an ah'll huv a 99 wi a flake fir puddin.

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
well, what the f*ck have I started

please translate: my damn joystick is the shit and hey, where can I grap some cold beers and nice girls

thx
the first one would be the same
second one:

haw ya cunt. whaurs the local? am up fir gettin smashed an pullin a few fit burds.
Scottish people talk like pirates?

Keeyar, I be havin some ale with birds lad, arrr!

No, they are pirates. Well some of them. Jim Lad.

2006-08-16 08:42:47

#25

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6960|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

i am no pirate. i'm a kilt wearing, haggis eating, whiskey drinking, bagpipe playing ginger.

wait. thats stereotyping.
hmm.

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jkohlc wrote:

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fon|sl4y3r wrote:

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AmbassadorofPain wrote:

spawnofthemist wrote:

Erkut.hv wrote:

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