And that proofs you fail at life.herrr_smity wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html?menu=
proof that Chuck Norris, is GOD
Chuck Norris sucks!! Almost as much as John Mann!!!!
Bernadictus wrote:
And that proofs you fail at life.herrr_smity wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html?menu=
proof that Chuck Norris, is GOD
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chuck norris is God? hah i think not, he and his movies are just as lame as steven seagal's shitty movies
and Jean-Claude Van Dammecalamity wrote:
chuck norris is God? hah i think not, he and his movies are just as lame as steven seagal's shitty movies
wow....i can tell you don't understand the sarcasm behind chuck norris conversations. Honestly, we all know he sucks but we don't want to be as frank as you
Chuck Norris Bridge. lolherrr_smity wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html?menu=
proof that Chuck Norris, is GOD
Huzzah, another abtly-named bridge over a river than many people will cross while on vacation.
I can just see the little "Kodak Picture Perfect" now.
I can just see the little "Kodak Picture Perfect" now.
I'd watch out if I were some of you people. He'll freefall from 3 miles high and land on your computer desk IF YOU'RE LUCKY!
Agreed, M-15 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markko_Uusipaavalniemi) would own him badly...Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
Chuck Norris sucks!! Almost as much as John Mann!!!!
WTF???!!!??NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
Agreed, M-15 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markko_Uusipaavalniemi) would own him badly...Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
Chuck Norris sucks!! Almost as much as John Mann!!!!
did you know that every time you masturbate, chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face?
lols i win.
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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in a martial arts comparison (not acting) segal is much better and more realistic,especially segal's earlier movies.calamity wrote:
chuck norris is God? hah i think not, he and his movies are just as lame as steven seagal's shitty movies
Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
Women with PMS > Chuck Norris.
Kyllä!!!NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
Agreed, M-15 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markko_Uusipaavalniemi) would own him badly...Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
Chuck Norris sucks!! Almost as much as John Mann!!!!
Amen to that!!!
Since when did anyone ask for proof? I already knew...herrr_smity wrote:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1938048.html?menu=
proof that Chuck Norris, is GOD