Omg Chuck Norris

2006-08-11 09:42:34

#26

-=CB=-krazykarl: not always PWD, but usually.; +95|6853|Carlsbad, CA, USA

ninjabot wrote:
Yeah but chuck norris can still kick that guy's ass.

The jokes have gotten old though.

no. way. ever. chuck norris is a joke, bruce lee was a martial artist who developed a style, (jeet kune do) by himself.
edit: and bruce is dead, so he aint fighting much these days

Last edited by -=CB=-krazykarl (2006-08-11 09:44:51)

2006-08-11 09:44:01

#27

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6803|United States - Ohio

Chuck Norris = TV star. Bruce Lee = REAL martial artist, way better martial artist.

2006-08-11 09:44:39

#28

Chou: Member; +737|7108

Chuck Hasselhof

2006-08-11 09:46:29

#29

Capt.CupoNoodles: Member; +18|7083|Southampton, PA

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
mKmalfunction wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
chuck norris lost his virginity before his father
Where in this thread did I ask people to copy and paste lame Chuck Norris jokes??

Oh yeah, that's right... I didn't.
based on einsteins theory of relitivity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday right now.

Ok...That's TOO funny.
+1

2006-08-11 09:48:50

#30

Paco_the_Insane: Phorum Phantom; +244|6962|Ohio

Chuck Norris was originally a character in Street Fighter 2, but every button made him do a roundhouse kick. when the beta testers asked him about this glitch he said "thats no glitch" and he round house kicked them.

2006-08-11 09:56:23

#31

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

Paco_the_Insane wrote:
Chuck Norris was originally a character in Street Fighter 2, but every button made him do a roundhouse kick. when the beta testers asked him about this glitch he said "thats no glitch" and he round house kicked them.

Thats the lamest Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard. Some of 'em are actually funny or ironic, albiet old and over done... But that was just retarted.

2006-08-11 09:57:27

#32

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7010

request to any mod to close this topic...with every post another kitten is killed by the falling body of a dead baby .

x

2006-08-11 09:59:23

#33

PuN!sHer: Member; +18|6876

mKmalfunction wrote:
Paco_the_Insane wrote:
Chuck Norris was originally a character in Street Fighter 2, but every button made him do a roundhouse kick. when the beta testers asked him about this glitch he said "thats no glitch" and he round house kicked them.
Thats the lamest Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard. Some of 'em are actually funny or ironic, albiet old and over done... But that was just retarted.

This was really lame, but on my opinion, there are many jokes which make me laugh a lot.

2006-08-11 10:35:16

#34

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7037|California

Steve McQueen > Chuck Norris

2006-08-11 10:49:09

#35

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|7123|Orlando, FL - Age 43

Clint Eastwood>>>Chuck Norris

https://www.foogle.biz/clint_eastwood/clint_guns.jpg

https://www.daffydoodles.com/Chuck_Norris.jpg

2006-08-11 11:00:25

#36

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7062|Houston, TX

Earnest Borgnine > Chuck Norris.

Even without the helo or Jean Bruce Scott's hair.

KJ

2006-08-11 11:14:23

#37

lord_tyler_486: Member; +54|7069|Upper Franconia

But Chuck Norris can watch a 90 minutes movie on TV within only 15 minutes

2006-08-11 11:16:02

#38

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7037|California

no, he cant. do you want to know why? Because chuck norris is a failure to the human race. He has done nothing interesting. Walker: Texas Ranger sucks, it always has. Now that you know the truth, i suggest you go find a new hero, preferably one that has done something interesting with their life

2006-08-12 12:02:31

#39

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6877|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

dont you ppl get thats why chuck is so funny... cause hes pathetic... one of his old movies "lone wolf mcquade" they bury him in his truck and all hes has to do is crack a beer for refreshment then kick in the turbo and drive out... i mean cmon the jokes are real its a chronicle of his terrible career

2006-08-12 15:01:37

#40

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7082|Dallas

Personally, I think that Chuck Norris is slightly less of a pussy than all of you, because as far as I'm concerned, you're all a bunch of pussies.

Have a bad day.

2006-08-12 15:21:13

#41

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6835|Montucky

I won that tournament... fuckin' Chuck Norris!

2006-08-12 15:22:35

#42

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7037|California

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:
I won that tournament... fuckin' Chuck Norris!

https://img107.imageshack.us/img107/113/norristhumber6.gif

2006-08-12 17:04:42

#43

USAFDude_1988: Will fly for food.; +120|6826|Daytona Beach, FL

Omg Chuck Norris!!!

2006-08-13 00:23:25

#44

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|6857|The Lost Highway

SuperSlowYo wrote:
dont you ppl get thats why chuck is so funny... cause hes pathetic... one of his old movies "lone wolf mcquade" they bury him in his truck and all hes has to do is crack a beer for refreshment then kick in the turbo and drive out... i mean cmon the jokes are real its a chronicle of his terrible career

I get the joke. But its not funny.

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ninjabot wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Paco_the_Insane wrote:

mKmalfunction wrote:

Paco_the_Insane wrote:

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:

SuperSlowYo wrote:

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