I have hit the pool with the lawnmower.

2006-08-09 20:05:15

#26

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6880|British Columbia, Canada

Hey, at least you watered the lawn AND cut it too... Break out the duct tape..

As for the lawnmower, i wouldn't start it, cause if water gets in the engine, then its fucked unless you get the water out..

Trust me.. i Dumped by dirtbike in a 5 foot deep Puddle.. wasn't fun repairing..

2006-08-09 20:06:45

#27

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7068|Chicago.

I've done it as well. Don't feel bad.

The difference is my incident was my neighbor's pool...

Last edited by BigmacK192 (2006-08-09 20:13:48)

2006-08-09 20:15:10

#28

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6846|Global Command

Fancy Pants has the worst luck.

2006-08-09 20:20:09

#29

wonkey20: Member; +18|7026

WEll ummm........ Say you didnt do it???

2006-08-09 20:28:00

#30

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6863

At least it was just the pool and not the car.

2006-08-09 20:37:24

#31

darad0: Member; +40|6938|Centreville, VA

Your only option is to cut up the pool and bury it.

2006-08-09 20:40:14

#32

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6866|Southeastern USA

+1 for being a complete retard

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kinda like missing a 5 mile wide shipping lane with a boat, maybe you should paint "EXXON VALDEZ" on the lawnmower

kisses and hugs

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-08-09 20:54:25)

2006-08-09 20:43:26

#33

Christen[30AU]: Attain By Surprise; +41|7079|Oregon, USA

Man, thats so freaking hilarious, i have to give you +1.

2006-08-09 20:48:34

#34

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6936|Manitowoc, WI

R3v4n wrote:
Even better idea!
hide the Pool!!!!!!!!!

Honey, where did our pool go that was sitting in our backyard?

What? We never had a pool mom.

2006-08-09 20:53:51

#35

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6866|Southeastern USA

at least they won't tell you to mow the lawn for.......ever

2006-08-09 21:01:12

#36

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6804|Melbourne

BolvisOculus wrote:
R3v4n wrote:
Even better idea!
hide the Pool!!!!!!!!!
Honey, where did our pool go that was sitting in our backyard?

What? We never had a pool mom.

Perfect!!!!

And also go find some bricks and pop them under the right hand side of the mowers wheels, this will drain the water from the mower. Second Put Super glue over the duct tape if the plastic is dry then more duck tape, then more glue let it dry adn do the inside - refill and it will be fine!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2006-08-09 21:03:52

#37

T0rr3nt: Member; +54|6894|Michigan

just blame me, i over shot the stinger and my tv missle ended up in your pool

2006-08-09 21:05:15

#38

|SoW|BlackFire: C4 WHORE; +67|7034|Colorado

Haha, that sucks horribly.

Hopefully you don't in too much shit..

2006-08-09 22:31:29

#39

Mr.Casual: p-n*|3eergogglz; +136|6826|Minnesota eh

say that there was a cougar in the pool and u were trying to save it by lettin the water out, ull be a hero then

2006-08-10 04:07:48

#40

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7008|Devon, England

just stay inside, and when your parents come hom and they say "what happened?!" just walk out and go:

"OH MY GOD!!, I DONT KNOW!"

sorted...

2006-08-10 04:13:47

#41

mavrick 3399: EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING; +102|6858|Doncaster UK

duck tape FTW!!!!!!

or just get a small child off the street put him in front on the pool give him a knife and when your parents come home say he over powered you and then slashed the side of the pool for no apparent reason.

2006-08-10 04:24:59

#42

TheDoctor: The Original BF2 Timelord; +51|6850|Australia

hahahah, ruuuuuuuuun.

2006-08-10 10:17:04

#43

Dersmikner: Member; +147|6815|Texas

If I ever see you in a Vodnik I'm running like hell...

2006-08-10 10:19:45

#44

antin0de: Member; +44|6984|SL,UT

Mitch Hedberg wrote:
I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that's the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say, "What the fuck am I supposed to do now? The water's only up to here. What should I do? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet? I can't even drown my kneecaps!"

2006-08-10 10:21:57

#45

Stealth42o: She looked 18 to me officer; +175|6989

LOL< Sorry, I am laughing with yea.

+1 before your death

2006-08-10 10:30:58

#46

ﻍﻏﺱﺖﻇﻸﮚ: Banned; +69|6818

thats what happens when you buy a trailer pool
next time dig a hole and put some concrete in it you cant run those over

2006-08-10 12:00:19

#47

asbad: Member; +19|7038|Ireland

ﻍﻏﺱﺖﻇﻸﮚ wrote:
thats what happens when you buy a trailer pool
next time dig a hole and put some concrete in it you cant run those over

Yes then you can fall into it instead, completly boloxing up the mower. which im guessing may cost a tad more then the trailer pool

2006-08-10 12:09:00

#48

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6859|Texas - Bigger than France

Friends don't let friends drink and mow.

MADM - Mother's Against Drunk Mowing - is on your ass.

Your ass is grass...

It's not over until the turf is wet...

Looks like you're up the creek without a shovel...

I can go on if you wish...

Good luck Fancy - make something up - you are pretty good at that - I see politics for you in the future.

2006-08-10 12:36:22

#49

ongelooflijklekker: Member; +13|6968|Uitgeest, The Netherlands

"enemy lawnmower spotted"

2006-08-10 12:40:28

#50

WyrdNyrd: Member; +6|6803|Mesa, AZ

Look into vinyl repair kits. You could check with the manufacturer of the pool to find out how to repair it. The bright side of the repair job is that it looks like a clean cut.

BF2S Forums I have hit the pool with the lawnmower.

R3v4n wrote:

BolvisOculus wrote:

R3v4n wrote:

Mitch Hedberg wrote:

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