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There once was a man called Dave
Who dug up a prostitutes grave
She was smelling a bit and missing a tit
But think of the money he saved!!!

Last edited by SkoobyDu (2006-08-09 06:42:29)

There once was a man from leeds
Who ate a packet of seeds
in less than an hour his dick was a flower
and his arse was covered in weeds

Oh, I yi yi yiii, your father is your brother, your sister and your mother your all shagging each other so....
bring me another verse thats worse than the other verse, waltz me around by my willy

hickory dickory dock
me bitch is sucking me cock
at half past 2 i shoot me goo
all over my bitches frock.

and if yous want to derail...

Little Boy Blue
He needed the money

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' Huar.

Littly Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her dog a bone
She bent over,
Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed

Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick

no paranoia, just wanted to put the correct Dice ryhme in for you. and then I felt the need to post more Dice, just fer shits and giggles.

anyway, back on topic...

there once was a hooker named Sue
who filled her pussy with glue
she said with a grin
if they pay to get in
they'll pay to get out again too!

ohh, I yi yi yiii, your sister could suck start a harley, bring me another verse thats worse than the other verse, waltz me around by my willy

There once was a thread like this
Where people could take out the piss
Fucking bastids they were
And i'm sure you concur
But I'm glad you all can diss.

1927(h) wrote:

Mary had a lil lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

^^^^^^^^^^^^Ehhh, yall arnt too bright are yous? not a dirty limmerick. damn n00b. lol

there was a man dressed in tweed
who sucked his wifes ass through a reed
when she had dihariha
he wouldn't let you come near her
for fear you'd poach on his feed

oh I yi yi yiii, your sisters considered a team sport! bring me another verse thats worse than the other verse, waltz me around by my willy

This is a little much guys...