Ok, I got home from work yesterday around midnight and my brother and my dad had their cars parked in the driveway so I, like anyone else would do, just parked my car in the street. This is not something weird or anything, I live in a neighborhood and nearly everyone parks in the street. So anyway when I wake up this morning, I find a ticket on my car. It says, and I quote, "Imp. Parking-wrong Direct."
What THE FUCK
In case you can't read fucking-bullshit-pig-language, apparently I was parked in the wrong direction. That's right, in a neighborhood while half of my car was in my own fucking lawn. Did this jackass have nothing better to do than cruise down a low-traffic street and look for any "Imp. Parked" cars? Here's the kicker, he wrote his name so fucking illegibly that no one can possibly read it. His name looks like it must be Au Omuuu.
This is bullshit and in case you can't tell, I'm pissed right now.
I just have one thing to say
Fuck the police
Comin’ straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother fucker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin’ on, and throw in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo
Beat the police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any mother fucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a war path
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in LA
Yo Dre, I got something to say
That is all.
What THE FUCK
In case you can't read fucking-bullshit-pig-language, apparently I was parked in the wrong direction. That's right, in a neighborhood while half of my car was in my own fucking lawn. Did this jackass have nothing better to do than cruise down a low-traffic street and look for any "Imp. Parked" cars? Here's the kicker, he wrote his name so fucking illegibly that no one can possibly read it. His name looks like it must be Au Omuuu.
This is bullshit and in case you can't tell, I'm pissed right now.
I just have one thing to say
Fuck the police
Comin’ straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother fucker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin’ on, and throw in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo
Beat the police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any mother fucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a war path
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in LA
Yo Dre, I got something to say
That is all.