here it is
MaCGP members holy bible
Capitle 1. the beginig of booring on {RIP}
It all began in a little house in a little suburb named Velanda, in Sweden… snoopy94 was bored of da clan he was in: {RIP}… they never had PCW and never did anything so he changed too S.O.S (Soldiers Of Sweden) but suddenly they kicked him… for light voice… snoopdog was angry and pw3nd them in a match… then he started too annonsed on the holy page: bf2s.com he wrote that he wanted too bee in a clan and too bee heligunner… everyone laughed and said LoL ur n00b u cant come in a clan ur 12 years old!!!
Capitle2: da ubermadness
12 years. mad and rushed too their home… 12 days later he said goodbye before they did got underground, on da graveyard then their parents come too him and he said FUCK U MODAFACKA!... nex day he did da clan: MaCGP [GPMC] GrandPasMilitaryChildrens… he annonsed at bf2s.com3 days later he checked it out how many that u could got wanted too bee in da clan so snoopy did a homepage da superholy homepage:
www.freewebs.com/macgp he made it on 7 days the 7 day he lay on hos sofa and let hes slave king_count_downy do da rest of the hompage… so all nearly fucked up… but then snoopy made another slave: zeon.06.dd of a leg of king_count_downy and made him… but then they took an apple and trough it at da computer… their computer where destroyed… snoopy thought WTF whata dumbasses so they didn’t where allowed too do something at the homepage so he said too the others heres the 10 laws
Capitle3: the 10 laws on da stoneagecomputer
He wrote 10 laws at da stoneagecomputer he found at a container… th law was:
1. u should not spam!
2. u should not TK just cuz its fun!
3. u should not take order from someone that’s not me!
4. u should not have another clan than this
5. have respect for my name!
6. u should not statspad
7. u should not spawnrape
8. u should not TD or VD!
9. don’t lie!
10. don’t take another members kit!
That was da rulez all da members thought omfg!...
Now snoopy was happy but he had too go to da ark for 5 days…on that time every member thought
He had left them… he met his friend pontus and took some crabs and ate and shrimps too… the his cousin get sick and they left him on a little island with just some rocks for 3 days… when they come back he was dead… when snoopy come back home da members was angry but snoopy calm them down.
Capitle4 da end
After that they won every PCW…
All lived happily every after…