TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6986|Colorado
The following is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for its volunteers who work in the Amazon Jungle. It tells what to do in case you are attacked by an anaconda. This is what the manual said:

1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

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tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6971| United States of America
dude you have made like 20 posts in like the last half hour.
r j00 on somthing?
Christen[30AU]
Attain By Surprise
+41|7075|Oregon, USA
Rofl. Thats great. Hope I never have to behead an anaconda.
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|6840|Portland, OR USA
They totally left out the towel.  When things get crazy, you've got to keep your towel about you.
horny_trojan
Member
+39|7024|Los FUCKING Angeles
i dunno.  i was just watching an animal planet show about anacondas and they were eating pigs head first.  Would be a bad day to be in teh jungle.
PspRpg-7
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+961|7011

I'd fucking shoot the hell out of it. Fuck letting it swallow me.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6842|Global Command
trollmeat ftw!
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|6840|Portland, OR USA

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I'd fucking shoot the hell out of it. Fuck letting it swallow me.
What?  It doesn't hurt anybody ... fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7029

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I'd fucking shoot the hell out of it. Fuck letting it swallow me.
it wont kill it... trust me, you need a sword, and we ninjas only use katanas and daggers... no more guns for you... guns seriously dont kill anacondas, katans do the job
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stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7033|California

i wouldnt let it eat me, it butfuxor it first
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6943|Washington, DC

Pfft just take that Beretta shotgun that has no recoil and blast that fucker back to his little waterfall cave.
Chou
Member
+737|7104
Anacondas are members of the boa constrictor family of snakes.

That means that they kill their prey by coiling their large, powerful bodies around their victims and squeezing until their prey suffocates or is crushed to death and dies from internal bleeding.

Then the snake unhinges its jaw and swallows the victim whole.

That manual is joke !

You would like to see 3 grown men trying to hold this snake down?
Enjoy!

http://www.guzer.com/videos/big_anaconda_bite.php
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|7014
Not to mention most snakes eat their prey head-first.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6839|Singapore
that manual is fucked up anyway...it will coil the fuck outta u first
ShotYourSix
Boldly going nowhere...
+196|7032|Las Vegas
[-CGZ-]BioRaveN
Don't make me toothpick you.
+31|7018|The beautiful hills of Sharqi
HAHHAHHHAHAHA

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HOly crap
Christen[30AU]
Attain By Surprise
+41|7075|Oregon, USA
Lmao. That clip scared the heck outta me the first time, just with the shere shock. lol
T0rr3nt
Member
+54|6890|Michigan

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I'd fucking shoot the hell out of it. Fuck letting it swallow me.
lol
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6862|Southeastern USA
I would scare it off with my penor

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