A couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out
on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer.
"The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
thinkof saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they
have frozen glasses...
"He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the
freezer,
so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those
hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know ..there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD!
SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING
TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out
on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer.
"The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
thinkof saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they
have frozen glasses...
"He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the
freezer,
so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those
hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know ..there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD!
SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING
TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?