TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6986|Colorado
Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."
--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|6840|Portland, OR USA
are you REALLY this bored?
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6996|The Lou
couldnt you have just made like one giant post of your email spam instead of making so many topics?
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7030|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Old but it still makes me laugh.
PspRpg-7
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+961|7011

HURLEY wrote:

couldnt you have just made like one giant post of your email spam instead of making so many topics?
QFT.

Last edited by PspRpg-7 (2006-07-21 22:07:08)

eagles1106
Member
+269|6897|Marlton, New Jersey.

TrollmeaT wrote:

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
technically in real life an m203 grenade wont even explode unless shot more then 40 yards....
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7029

puckmercury wrote:

are you REALLY this bored?
he took it from murphy's laws of combat its funny coz its true
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Capt. Foley
Member
+155|6901|Allentown, PA, USA

eagles1106 wrote:

TrollmeaT wrote:

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
technically in real life an m203 grenade wont even explode unless shot more then 40 yards....
QFT. He posted it before I could.
AAFCptKabbom
Member
+127|6971|WPB, FL. USA
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
--USAF Ammo Troop

I had a visual when I read the last quote - I just finished a nadefest on Warlord - I'm still in tears 

Kaboom.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7029

Capt. Foley wrote:

eagles1106 wrote:

TrollmeaT wrote:

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
technically in real life an m203 grenade wont even explode unless shot more then 40 yards....
QFT. He posted it before I could.
your squad could be 40 yards behind or infront of you
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TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6986|Colorado

puckmercury wrote:

are you REALLY this bored?
yeah I'm at work but I think I'm done before people start calling me a post whore.

If it was just one big spam email topic no one would take the time to read it all, its a fast food society, gotta grab them quick , not read a book.

Last edited by TrollmeaT (2006-07-21 23:06:13)

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