Here in Ireland, we have a TV show called Rodge & Podge. Its a puppet thing, but v v adult orientated. If u live in UK, u might remember Zig & Zag from The Big Breakfast, well its the same guys that do that which do R&P. These guys are CONSTANTLY getting into hot water with Irelands' main channel, RTE.
Here are some crackers:
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Here are some crackers:
My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Last edited by uber73 (2006-07-21 06:13:28)