What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A rape victim.
A rape victim.
old ... look in the jokes tread
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
hilarious....dont joke about that shit.
Last edited by 2tuff (2006-07-19 05:55:02)
Why was the loose cowgirl fired?
She couldn't keep her calves together.
She couldn't keep her calves together.
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Why was the loose cowgirl fired?
She couldn't keep her calves together.
What's blue and doesn't fit????
A dead epileptic!
(I'm allowed, I am.)
A dead epileptic!
(I'm allowed, I am.)
What do Micheal Jackson an xbox have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on!
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on!
Rofl
Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-07-19 06:29:26)
How can you tell your sister is on????
You can taste blood on your dads dick!!
Or you phone in work.....
Man: I cant come into work today boss Im sick...
Boss: Why you sick??
Man: Oh Im fucking my sister!
Ewwwwww
You can taste blood on your dads dick!!
Or you phone in work.....
Man: I cant come into work today boss Im sick...
Boss: Why you sick??
Man: Oh Im fucking my sister!
Ewwwwww
Yay!
I am kinda unsure what to do with this shit. It has been reported though, so I'd just like to remind everyone to keep the forum rules in mind. Then again, it's a joke and not directed at anyone personally, so I'll let it slide. I'll assure you though, as soon as its thursday, this thread is closed...
EDIT: obviously, some other mod thought differently. Deal with it....
EDIT: obviously, some other mod thought differently. Deal with it....