So my girlfriend is having surgery today and i'm going to be playing Nurse Trippy all weekend. I always try to come up with funny stuff for her, no matter the occasion, and I wanted to make her bed rest at least be humorous. So I thought about some things I can do for her if she needed me while she was in bed. First, she asked if she could have a little hand bell, I said "no, I have a better Idea." So I begain my search for one of those childrens megaphones that allows you to talk in 3 different voices. And I was going to give it to her while mentioning I only answer to the robot voice HAHAHA (Im sure some of you guys are like OK LAME, but really, it's all for the laugh) So I couldn't find it, and was franticly trying to think of something, and then it hits me...
a remote control fart machine
I pretty much died laughing and knew she would too! (now some of you guys are thinking FUCKING SICKO!)
Well, me and my lady have an amazing relationship, and that doesn't stop at the flatulence. She blows me up most of the time, it's comedy, anyways, it was perfect.
What gag gifts have you guys ever thought up? given to somebody?
a remote control fart machine
I pretty much died laughing and knew she would too! (now some of you guys are thinking FUCKING SICKO!)
Well, me and my lady have an amazing relationship, and that doesn't stop at the flatulence. She blows me up most of the time, it's comedy, anyways, it was perfect.
What gag gifts have you guys ever thought up? given to somebody?
