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2006-07-14 08:51:53
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7083|AUS, Canberra
next time your a passenger in a car, when you overtake another car look at them and point at there front tire.
then watch as they almost spin out trying to get off the road as fast as possible. so simple yet so side splittingly funny.

once we did it and about 10 mins down the road the guy pulled up next to us and held his cop badge up to the window, then my mate held his empty Macdonald's fries packet up to our window and the cop just sped off with a disgusted look on his face. oh and on that same trip we saw four nuns in a car all wearing crash helmets.
2006-07-14 08:53:09
acEofspadEs6313
Shiny! Let's be bad guys.
+102|7005|NAS Jacksonville, Florida
I've gotta try that sometime...
2006-07-14 08:54:42
he_who_says_zonk
Member
+17|7033
A car related one, if your car is old and you dont mind damaging it, open the door and pull it down so its a bit bent and doesnt quite close properly. Then you tell everyone that on a road trip with someone or other, you swung out on the door and grazed your ass on the road going 100kmph. Because the door doesnt shut properly it makes your story convincing!
2006-07-14 09:02:57
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6910|Seattle

I like pointing and screaming "OMG LOOK AT THE SUN!!!!!!" followed closely by a "DUMBASS". Everyone falls for that one.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
2006-07-14 11:06:55
IBKCKNURASS
Corrosion Inhibitor
+172|7050

THA wrote:

next time your a passenger in a car, when you overtake another car look at them and point at there front tire.
then watch as they almost spin out trying to get off the road as fast as possible. so simple yet so side splittingly funny.

once we did it and about 10 mins down the road the guy pulled up next to us and held his cop badge up to the window, then my mate held his empty Macdonald's fries packet up to our window and the cop just sped off with a disgusted look on his face. oh and on that same trip we saw four nuns in a car all wearing crash helmets.
Na you have to pull up and yell "HEY YOUR TIRE IS SPINNING, ITS SPINNING". Then when they roll down the window thats when you start pointing.
2006-07-14 11:19:55
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Not car related but fun
Me and my mate were walking to town on a cool evening, there was a lass walking towards us
wearing a tight top, who due to the cool weather had rather erect nipples so 1 meter passed her I loudly stated "NO PAUL I DID NOT SEE HER NIPPLES" the lass turned round and gave Paul a good verbal bashing while I nearly wet myself laughing.
Simple but effective
2006-07-14 11:21:22
acidkiller187
Member
+123|6943
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ronald the Macdonald Cop
2006-07-14 13:27:07
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6862|Southeastern USA
when I have a paranoid passenger I'll scream reall loud and slide my hands around the steering wheel real fast so it looks like I'm trying to turn it to the steering locks at 70 mph or so, the trick is to scream first so they look at you then a split second later move your hands, also, I had an old beater mustang that I could pull the steering wheel off of at anytime, now that's good enough to make someone crap your backseat, when I pulled it off sometimes just sitting there quietly with "our lives are over" look on my face was just as effective as screaming

edit: the stang was a 65 (that's a T-5 in germany), the steering wheel removal is pretty much impossible in airbagged cars

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-07-14 13:36:17)

 

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