A Practical Joke for the Ages

2006-07-12 01:48:50

#1

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6821|Indiana

Me and a couple of my friends went to a show showcasing several local bands on Saturday night. We were out pretty late and my friends were pretty hammered, but they were consious and coherent (for the most part). I was sober on account of I don't dink. Anyway, on the way home we had to stop to get gas and I had to piss. So I went in the convenient store and quickly bought a Gatorade and a few other drinks for my buddies. I downed the Gatorade and discretely filled up the bottle with my urine. I then went back to the car and distributed the drinks amongst my friends. Kevin, unluckily for him, ended up with the "Gatorade". I told him it was a new flavor and he fucking believed me. He drank about half of it before he fell asleep. He even said it tasted like piss. What a drunken moron.

Discuss.

(And share any practical jokes you guys have done.)

Last edited by Knifey McStabstab (2006-07-12 02:11:36)

2006-07-12 02:19:49

#2

|SoW|BlackFire: C4 WHORE; +67|7029|Colorado

Haha.

Thats sick.

But really funny.

2006-07-12 02:22:22

#3

TodErnst: It's not a bug, it's a feature; +38|6941|Muenster, Germany

I'm very happy, not to be your friend.

2006-07-12 02:26:03

#4

ResDog1: Member; +51|7078|Netherlands

Some "friend" you are, making a friend drink piss.

Don't be surprised if your "friends" leave you in your pile of shit one day when you need them.

The worst thing you can do to a "friend" is betray his trust in you.

Think about that, next time you think you are funny.

2006-07-12 02:26:38

#5

glopje_nl: Member; +21|6983|HOLLAND

lolers i want to do that to sometime

2006-07-12 02:32:11

#6

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|7032|Las Vegas

Yeah, I'll have to agree with ResDog here. Just face it, you are not his friend and probably never were.

2006-07-12 02:37:33

#7

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6821|Indiana

I bailed him out of jail recently so don't talk to me about true friendship. I have known him since we were 10, we are practically brothers.

ResDog1 wrote:
Don't be surprised if your "friends" leave you in your pile of shit one day when you need them.

And I honestly can't think of a situation where I would be in a pile of my own shit.. or anyone else's for that matter.

2006-07-12 02:39:16

#8

Souljah: Member; +42|6980

TodErnst wrote:
I'm very happy, not to be your friend.

^ what he said

2006-07-12 02:41:44

#9

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|7032|Las Vegas

Knifey McStabstab wrote:
I bailed him out of jail recently so don't talk to me about true friendship. I have known him since we were 10, we are practically brothers.

You tricked him into drinking your piss. And now you are gloating about it on a message board. Now THATS some "true friendship" there buddy.....

2006-07-12 02:50:48

#10

Dagger37A: Member; +18|7077|USA

LMAO You are brothers, and yes that shit is funny. Would he do it to you? Probably. LMAO

If you guys have never had a friend like that, where you can go back and forth fucking with each other, then you have never really had a friend, or "brother" I should say...

Things like that happen all the time in the military, although the smell is usually a dead give away, and no I have never drank urine. Hardcore gags happen all the time.

Oh, and read the quote in my signature, it applies.

2006-07-12 02:55:20

#11

renejak: Member; +4|7038|in the back of your mind......

nice pocket psycologi, guys............

2006-07-12 03:47:24

#12

sagexp: Member; +16|6867

Knifey McStabstab wrote:
What a drunken moron.

Discuss.

(And share any practical jokes you guys have done.)

You certainly are

Discussion over !!!

2006-07-12 04:14:31

#13

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6821|Indiana

OK fine. I admit it. I'm a horrible person. Guess what...I steal music off the internet too.

I just wanted to hear some stories of other people's practical jokes and instead I got FREE phsychological advice. I guess this is a jackpot.

Last edited by Knifey McStabstab (2006-07-12 04:15:55)

2006-07-12 05:08:02

#14

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

ResDog1 wrote:
Some "friend" you are, making a friend drink piss.

Don't be surprised if your "friends" leave you in your pile of shit one day when you need them.

The worst thing you can do to a "friend" is betray his trust in you.

Think about that, next time you think you are funny.

wise words dude

2006-07-12 05:10:15

#15

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|7032|Las Vegas

Knifey McStabstab wrote:
instead I got FREE phsychological advice. I guess this is a jackpot.

Yes....you could certainly look at it that way.

2006-07-12 06:11:52

#16

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6839|Singapore

he drank your piss...so i suppose you 2 had even better relationship yes?

2006-07-12 06:36:14

#17

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6862|Southeastern USA

when my friends and I have water balloon fights I'll "accidentally" throw a rabid ferret at them, HILARIOUS!!

2006-07-12 07:12:50

#18

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6855|Texas - Bigger than France

I have two current gags which amuse mostly me:
1) After someone has left or has been dropped off - saying "Well that was unconfortable. I'm glad that's over". With no explanation to the people left behind.

2) If someone insists on hugging you (hello or goodbye) - whisper "So do you have a place to stay tonight?".

2006-07-12 07:20:10

#19

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6862|Southeastern USA

it's also fun to hold the hug just a second longer than necessary and sigh

2006-07-12 07:23:27

#20

remo: Member; +20|6889

No big deal. Urine is sterile. And most definitely, tastes like piss.

It's a prank between bros. Happens all the time ... after pulling something like that, though, I'd be expecting some retribution from the other side. But hey, that's how these things work.

2006-07-12 07:25:30

#21

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6855|Texas - Bigger than France

A second longer, sigh, and "don't let go" or "do you think I'm fat".

"A place to stay" is my current fav.

2006-07-12 07:26:24

#22

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7029

remo wrote:
No big deal. Urine is sterile. And most definitely, tastes like piss.

It's a prank between bros. Happens all the time ... after pulling something like that, though, I'd be expecting some retribution from the other side. But hey, that's how these things work.

didnt i see u on a knife and pistol server the other day?

back on topic: it is teh true, brothers have pratical jokes on each other all the time

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2006-07-12 07:48:26

#23

ResDog1: Member; +51|7078|Netherlands

Knifey McStabstab wrote:
I bailed him out of jail recently so don't talk to me about true friendship. I have known him since we were 10, we are practically brothers.

ResDog1 wrote:
Don't be surprised if your "friends" leave you in your pile of shit one day when you need them.
And I honestly can't think of a situation where I would be in a pile of my own shit.. or anyone else's for that matter.

You don't need to be friends to bail someone out of jail.... But let's assume you did it out of friendship.
If you are a true friend, try to keep him out of jail and try to help him fix whatever got him in there.

If you cannot think of a situation where you are in a pile of shit, then I guess you have not seen all tricks life has in store for you. Killing somebody, being framed for drugs in your suitcase, being marked a terrorist, a.s.o, are some of the things that could happen to you if your mark is up on the line of extreme events.

For Life has the ultimate practical jokes in store for you.

"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Chorus

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Repeat Chorus

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

-Alanis Morissette: Ironic-"

Oh and I'm sorry I hijacked your topic, but I can't help it... I'm Dutch. ;-)

2006-07-12 07:50:38

#24

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6862|Southeastern USA

oooOOooooo i'll try "don't let go", wait, I have too many gay friends, they may like that

2006-07-12 07:51:05

#25

bennisboy: Member; +829|6959|Poundland

pen club anyone? I am pen14 if you want to join the club, write pen and 15 next to eachother on this thread

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