I hate Harley Davidsons

2006-07-10 06:02:17

#1

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6841|Global Command

So my neighbor rides a Harley to work right?
The problem is that he leaves every morning at 5:45 and it wakes the whole street up.

Of course, I like motorcycles. I even own one. But a Harley every morning?
I've been plotting a way of taking it out when he's not home. I'm about to snap.
Any suggestions that don't involve felony?

2006-07-10 06:04:46

#2

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6830|Montucky

Potato in the tailpipe, its only a Misdemeanor, "Vandalism"

2006-07-10 06:05:27

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6841|Global Command

Thanks!
I was thinking concrete in the gas tank but your idea is better!!!

2006-07-10 06:05:46

#4

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6858|Doncaster, UK

Break his legs!

2006-07-10 06:08:02

#5

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6841|Global Command

I like him, I just want to make the bike suffer.

2006-07-10 06:08:35

#6

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6830|Montucky

This is what you need to do, get a potato that is just alittle bit bigger than his tailpipe, bring a rubber mallet. this way its a pain in the ass to remove and it seals the pipe off completely Thus forcing compression in the cylinder to be too great by not letting the exhuast escape.. its start just fine untill the pressure builds and the motor will just die...

2006-07-10 06:09:47

#7

mgjunner: Banned; +11|6846

tell him that watching him ride the harley turns you on. Then ask if he can give you a ride the next morning

2006-07-10 06:09:58

#8

Green Jello: Member; +47|6945|Reno, NV

Dude, just call the cops. There are noise laws. If his bike is too loud he will get a ticket and they will make him fix it.

2006-07-10 06:11:06

#9

Poet: Meatbag.; +65|6879|Where I don't know where I am.

Put a real big party-blower on the exhaust.

He'll scare the shit out of himself as well as the street.

He'll rev it up and it'd be all like, whulhlhwluhwluhwluhwluhwluhwuhwlhwluhw, pfft.
That's right, sound effects don't work in ASCII. Damn.

One quick google search gives me...

https://www.dtm.ciw.edu/alycia/daniel/blower.jpg

.

One of those but without the stupid kid attached.

2006-07-10 06:14:23

#10

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|7007|Mountains of West Virginia

sugar anyone?

2006-07-10 06:14:50

#11

whittsend: PV1 Joe Snuffy; +78|7070|MA, USA

Harley guys don't wave....why is that? Everyone else does, but they seem to think they are too good.

2006-07-10 06:19:45

#12

chittydog: less busy; +586|7147|Kubra, Damn it!

mgjunner wrote:
tell him that watching him ride the harley turns you on. Then ask if he can give you a ride the next morning

lol. +1

2006-07-10 07:01:00

#13

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6861|Southeastern USA

do you have a loud lawnmower? if not get one, from a pawn shop or something, and then, crank it up and park it at the edge of your yard while he's asleep, but his is also a giveaway as to who it is, so you may want to ask him not to ride it or (as all HD riders do) pop the throttle unnecessarily. or an anonymous call to the cops in refernce to the noise laws, the cops will usually just give them a warning and a chance to buy a new set of pipes or at least tell him to not ride it before the sun comes up

2006-07-10 07:05:36

#14

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7082|AUS, Canberra

Snipedya14 wrote:
sugar anyone?

mythbusters owned that one.

doesn't do shit.

2006-07-10 07:12:10

#15

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6985|A sunburnt country

You could try taking some harden up. About 500mL should do it. You can get it at the hardware store, near the k9P.

2006-07-10 08:11:25

#16

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6841|Global Command

I dont need viagra

2006-07-10 08:14:26

#17

=TFF=Omen_NataS: Member; +60|6852

Aprilia PWNT all the way

2006-07-10 08:15:10

#18

PekkaA: Member; +36|6976|Finland

whittsend wrote:
Harley guys don't wave....why is that? Everyone else does, but they seem to think they are too good.

Because those things are so shitty to ride, that you have to grab bars with both hands...

2006-07-10 08:18:11

#19

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6830|Montucky

sugar in a gas tank does nothing, THANK YOU MR. FUEL FILTER.

2006-07-10 08:19:33

#20

ENTR0PYMAN: Member; +3|7099|The Void

You could always put a banana in his tail pipe!

https://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/fargo/dongle/banana.jpg

2006-07-10 08:26:21

#21

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6861|Southeastern USA

THA wrote:
Snipedya14 wrote:
sugar anyone?
mythbusters owned that one.

doesn't do shit.

mythbusters suck, they have no way of testing all variables, like fuel filters and pump intakes, the secret is powdered sugar, the filters, pumps and such don't have a chance no mattter what type they are, but this gets expensive if your caught

2006-07-10 08:30:33

#22

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|6880|Oxford

ENTR0PYMAN wrote:
You could always put a banana in his tail pipe!

http://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/fargo … banana.jpg

He's probably got straight through pipes on his HOG, they're illegal in most European countries but I don't know about the US. Unless you're prepared to buy these for him you're just going to have to make do..It's nice to hear an unadulterated V-Twin once in your life but that early in the morning? I'd be going for the banana...

2006-07-10 08:37:22

#23

whittsend: PV1 Joe Snuffy; +78|7070|MA, USA

PekkaA:

You ride? If so, what's your ride? I used to have a vulcan 1500, but now I'm riding a newer 1100 V-star custom. You can't even tell it isn't a Harley from a distance, but those guys still don't wave, and everyone else still does. Either you are right about needing both hands, or those guys are just jerks.

2006-07-10 15:22:24

#24

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7076|Dallas

Wait until he is riding down the street and then run out and jam a small lead pipe in his spokes. Laugh as he flips and hits a tree.

2006-07-10 17:28:27

#25

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6841|Global Command

That is seriously sounding good. And kr@ckers powdered sugar.
I was going to string wire across the street right at neck level.
Once again bf2s ftw.

BF2S Forums I hate Harley Davidsons

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