LOL! i would let them work for what they did and instead of allowance (spelling?) they would owe me money for the rest of their lives muahhaaha.
Wooo, another good reason AGAINST having kids.
Thank you...
Thank you...
I guess that I'd ask the person in charge of watching them what the hell they were thinking by letting them alone. Unfortunately it seems that modern day parents tend to think that the TV is a baby sitter instead of actually having to watch them. My .02, if a parent isn't mature enough to care for them, perhaps they shouldn't have had them in the first place.
I would go to jail
WTF GO NUTS - That is what I would do. (you can wipe that smile off your face as well you little shit)
Having a young child myself running about etc...........i sure would be unhappy with them but the next week they would be cleaning everything in sight........PS all paints now would be a lockable cupboard!!!! lololololol
let the paint dry
Wife! CLEAN NOW!
I would teach them the proper way to sniff paint, get it right you little shits!!!
lol nice one you cracker.
go nuts i would go psycho my belt+their asses=2 very sorry childrenJinto-sk wrote:
WTF GO NUTS - That is what I would do. (you can wipe that smile off your face as well you little shit)
My kids would be grounded for the rest of their life.......that tv looks expensive, the hardwood flooring is fucked....oh, the couch is screwed as well lol..........damn kids!
In a way I would still have to laugh lol, I mean, how often do you get a picture opportunity like that to share with everyone in the world lol
In a way I would still have to laugh lol, I mean, how often do you get a picture opportunity like that to share with everyone in the world lol
Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-07-08 08:53:23)
Hopefully, it's water soluable!

the kid is the pony
If it isn't water soluble, I'd sell the kids.InnerMonkey wrote:
Hopefully, it's water soluable!
looks like these two kids have been co-actors in a prOn-video
Couch - 549 dollars
Hardwood floor + installation and maintenance - 1000+ plus 80 a year for professional cleaning.
TV with TV stand - about 600 dollars total.
Cleaning up the kids - 10 dollars, (soap etc.)
Seeing your kid have a big shit eating smile on his face before you kill him - Priceless.
Hardwood floor + installation and maintenance - 1000+ plus 80 a year for professional cleaning.
TV with TV stand - about 600 dollars total.
Cleaning up the kids - 10 dollars, (soap etc.)
Seeing your kid have a big shit eating smile on his face before you kill him - Priceless.
I wouldn't go too psycho on the kids. Key word is "too".