And there you go again..M3Z-X wrote:
i spelt 3 fuckign words wrong woopie.... its so amazing shall i correct them for u ! beggining, sound, fucking there we go dick face!!!! that better for u !?
Break up with her, she deserves better and get some counseling if your a sex addict before you:
A: get a disease that'll kill you.
B: Fuck up your next relationship
C: End up having to work a 6 figure job to pay all the child support.
Addiction is addiction, from a former drug addict, get some help before it's to late.
Best of luck to you.
A: get a disease that'll kill you.
B: Fuck up your next relationship
C: End up having to work a 6 figure job to pay all the child support.
Addiction is addiction, from a former drug addict, get some help before it's to late.
Best of luck to you.
get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys-=5TON3D wrote:
get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
I like oggling girls!! (no its not perving its "people watching" - well that was excuse on the doors anyway )kr@cker wrote:
I Like Googling Girls!!
EDIT: spelling
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lol if you can drink like a fish all day without chuckin your guts up your welcome to.kr@cker wrote:
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys-=5TON3D wrote:
get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
whatever you do, don't listen to that..GR34 wrote:
no to be a dick or any thing but get with her 1 more time befor u break up with them thats what iv done the last 3 times lol. or use a text message thats the best way:)
Tell her she can still have the sausage, but you want to see other girls.
It'll drive her nuts and she'll do ya like a porn star to get your attention back. Then start banging all of her best friends, her sister, maybe even her mom. Carry on like this until one of them is pregnant or your dick falls off.
Problem solved and you'll have all the trouble that comes with adulthood.
It'll drive her nuts and she'll do ya like a porn star to get your attention back. Then start banging all of her best friends, her sister, maybe even her mom. Carry on like this until one of them is pregnant or your dick falls off.
Problem solved and you'll have all the trouble that comes with adulthood.
got a soultion, make her break up with you instead
tell her she's fat and problem should be solved, and if she asks if you meant it, ofcourse you did!
tell her she's fat and problem should be solved, and if she asks if you meant it, ofcourse you did!
when I do that I tend not to remember things instead of puking, I may actually try to hold back so when I get back I can actually tell people what happened instead of my usual "I don't remember, must have been fun, what are these marks around my wrists?!?!?"-=5TON3D wrote:
lol if you can drink like a fish all day without chuckin your guts up your welcome to.kr@cker wrote:
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys-=5TON3D wrote:
get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
Drink more and then call her sometime past 2am. If she doesn't answer, leave her a voice mail that's at least 15 minutes long expressing your concern for how you don't want her to take your call the wrong way.
theres some amazingly bad advice in this thread
My advice is don't be a douchebag. If you're going to treat her poorly, as you say you do, end it quickly. She doesn't deserve the emotional bullshit that will eventually result and you probably don't want to deal with it either.
My advice is don't be a douchebag. If you're going to treat her poorly, as you say you do, end it quickly. She doesn't deserve the emotional bullshit that will eventually result and you probably don't want to deal with it either.
ya think?Skruples wrote:
theres some amazingly bad advice in this thread
My advice is don't be a douchebag. If you're going to treat her poorly, as you say you do, end it quickly. She doesn't deserve the emotional bullshit that will eventually result and you probably don't want to deal with it either.
some bad advice yes but very humurous answers.
Thanks for all your help and stuff guys.
Anyway, the way i see it is that we're over move on and thats that.
Thanks for all your help and stuff guys.
Anyway, the way i see it is that we're over move on and thats that.
Damn I have had 3 girlfriends one for 1 1/2 years and the othe two for only baout 3 months but i think i willjust buy a blow up doll! Sex with out a person...NVM bad Idead thats a no no...hell i think every guy wants to bang on teh drums all day but i guess my way out is teh compy screen!!!Fucking girlfriends(sorry if 0ffend)
HOOKERS, because you're not paying them to fuck, you're paying them to leave when you're done.
Sorry dude but be a man and just finish it face to face, I know it is harder to do but if you care for her as much as you say then that is surely the fairest way.