Red Dwarf

2006-07-03 09:28:30

#26

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6859|Doncaster, UK

[Rimmer has put the guys in a small room for three months quarantine]
Kryten: What about entertainment? You are obliged to provide us with minimum leisure facilities. Games, literature, hobby activities, motion pictures.
Rimmer: [With great smugness] And in accordance with Space Corps directive 312, you'll find in the storage cupboard over there a chess set with thirty-one missing pieces, a knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent cinematic treat, "Wall-papering, Painting, and Stippling - a DIY guide".

2006-07-03 09:29:13

#27

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Use0fWeapons wrote:
Name that episode (think i got the line right, but you get the gist)

"Excuse me, could i just distract you for a brief moment"
"Eh"

The inquisitor episode

Cat inquisitor go on bud justify yourself

Cat - I've given pleasure to the world for having such a nice butt

LMAO

Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-07-03 09:30:01)

2006-07-03 09:29:39

#28

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
That would be The Inquisitor

Give you five? I can do better than that, I can give you Fifteen!!!

2006-07-03 09:29:59

#29

JudgeDredd1824: Member; +32|6966|Wigan an proud of it mate !

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

2006-07-03 09:30:52

#30

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

Lister Inquisitor: Weee-eell, get out of this one smeg head!

2006-07-03 09:31:16

#31

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

uber73 wrote:
i think fruitloop & jinko are "special friends"

Yes special is the correct word

2006-07-03 09:32:23

#32

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

TheSoprano wrote:
Jinto-sk wrote:
Thought I would start a Red dwarf Thread cos me n DRfruitloop have just hijacked a thread and started quoting red dwarf

So red dwarf quotes, questions, comments off you go
what a fucking loser you are

So Mr soprano dude please tell me why I am a loser

2006-07-03 09:32:43

#33

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

Rimmer: Holly? I'd like to send an internal memo, Black Border.
Now, what was that poem, ah yes
Now weary traveller,
Rest your head,
For just like me,
You're utterly dead!

Last edited by ^KoB^Buckles (2006-07-03 09:33:14)

2006-07-03 09:33:03

#34

JudgeDredd1824: Member; +32|6966|Wigan an proud of it mate !

Use0fWeapons wrote:
Name that episode (think i got the line right, but you get the gist)

"Excuse me, could i just distract you for a brief moment"
"Eh"

"No way are these my boxer shorts - these bend!"

2006-07-03 09:33:36

#35

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Name the episode

What's that sound
what sound

2006-07-03 09:35:15

#36

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

Lister: My pea!! I want my pea!! I don't care where it went, if it's covered in dirt and fluff, I earned that pea and I'm gunna eat it!!
Rimmer: *grimacing* I think it flew off into your dirty sock basket.
Lister: I'll just have the toast shall I?

2006-07-03 09:35:58

#37

JudgeDredd1824: Member; +32|6966|Wigan an proud of it mate !

JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
Use0fWeapons wrote:
Name that episode (think i got the line right, but you get the gist)

"Excuse me, could i just distract you for a brief moment"
"Eh"
"No way are these my boxer shorts - these bend!"

or

Rimmer : "Switch to Red alert"

Kryten: "Are you sure sir? .. I does mean changing the light bulb"

or

Rimmer is abducted in a flash of light. Kryten: "They've taken Mr. Rimmer!" Cat: "Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

2006-07-03 09:36:29

#38

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

Jinto-sk wrote:
Name the episode

What's that sound
what sound

Exactly!
Exactly what?
You can't hear anything can you? And do you know why you can't hear anything?
Why?
Because there are NO SOUNDS TO HEAR!!

White Hole

2006-07-03 09:37:34

#39

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
Use0fWeapons wrote:
Name that episode (think i got the line right, but you get the gist)

"Excuse me, could i just distract you for a brief moment"
"Eh"
"No way are these my boxer shorts - these bend!"
or

Rimmer : "Switch to Red alert"

Kryten: "Are you sure sir? .. I does mean changing the light bulb"

or

Rimmer is abducted in a flash of light. Kryten: "They've taken Mr. Rimmer!" Cat: "Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

Cat: Lets go up to brown alert!!
Rimmer: There is no brown alert you gimboid
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute!

2006-07-03 09:41:52

#40

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

^KoB^Buckles wrote:
Jinto-sk wrote:
Name the episode

What's that sound
what sound
Exactly!
Exactly what?
You can't hear anything can you? And do you know why you can't hear anything?
Why?
Because there are NO SOUNDS TO HEAR!!

White Hole

I was thinking duct soup with rimmer and the cat but yeah forgot about that one

2006-07-03 09:43:30

#41

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

ahh, you mean the swishing, swirling watery noise? or the rushy, roary windy noise?

2006-07-03 09:48:07

#42

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

Name That Episode:
Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard."

2006-07-03 09:49:19

#43

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6904|Scarborough Yorkshire England

later dudes off to play footie

2006-07-03 10:27:57

#44

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6846|Doncaster - UK

OMG, just searching for pic, they tried to do an American version! Destined for failure i am certain. Has anyone heard of it or seen it?

http://www.starwrecked.faketrix.com/con … as-Cat.jpg

that looks like a female cat and kryten

Last edited by Use0fWeapons (2006-07-03 10:29:52)

2006-07-03 10:29:24

#45

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6939|Britain and Damn proud of it!

MY GOD!! tis a thing of PUREST EVIL!!!

2006-07-03 10:45:23

#46

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|7006|San Francisco

I love Kryten and Cat's dialogues:

Cat: What are we waiting for, why don't we drop the defensive shields?
Kryten: An excellent plan, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: One, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know technically speaking that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

----

Cat: Ok. I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior birdman the hell out of here!
Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial 'Robbie Rocket Pants'.
Cat: Well, that's put a crimp on an otherwise damn fine plan!

2006-07-03 12:32:42

#47

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6862|Southeastern USA

TheSoprano wrote:
DoctorFruitloop wrote:
They just don't get irony do they!

I thought Canadian's were supposed to get wound up when you mistook them for Americans??? DAMMIT!
nope not us ontarioans

that's those separatist phags in Quebec

Quebecqueer is it?

2006-07-03 15:03:14

#48

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6869|Kent, UK

thread is dead!!

where are all the dwarfies??!

2006-07-03 15:07:17

#49

0akleaves: Member; +183|6926|Newcastle UK

fish

todays fish is trout alacream enjoy your meal

*repeat 8 times as im lazy*

enjoy you meal

Cat: I will

You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.

2006-07-03 15:12:11

#50

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7055|London

TheSoprano wrote:
No im not an american IT CLEARLY SAYS IN MY NAME ONTARIO AND ONTARIO is in canada u stupid redneck but w/e

Forgive and forget

Peace Borris

HEY!! Your not Boris!! ...Are you? (as in badhq)

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