when you are running to cap the flag on TV station on warlord, aftre you have got around the various C4, claymores, and other such irritations, an enemy WILL snipe you before you cap the flag, and cap it himself.
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Made my day . Awesome.
Oh the joys of BF2!! Too funny!! And so true...
Just when you get to the best hiding spot in the map as squad leader, someone will, without doubt, come and kill you. And it will always be a headshot.
no matter how many times you yell "I need ammo" at the support guy he will not give you ammo!
Right when you are about to get your expert ____ badge, one of these things will happen:
-You will CTD.
-The round will end.
-The server will crash.
-You will die and be spawncamped with no further klils for the rest of the round.
-Something will minimize your BF2. The round will end while you attempt to get it back up.
-Your computer will crash.
-EA will release the next patch, causing the server to shut down.
-The map vote will succeed.
-You will be kicked.
-You will be banned.
-You will CTD.
-The round will end.
-The server will crash.
-You will die and be spawncamped with no further klils for the rest of the round.
-Something will minimize your BF2. The round will end while you attempt to get it back up.
-Your computer will crash.
-EA will release the next patch, causing the server to shut down.
-The map vote will succeed.
-You will be kicked.
-You will be banned.
- admin decides that you have to make place for some other admin noobk30dxedle wrote:
Right when you are about to get your expert ____ badge, one of these things will happen:
-You will CTD.
-The round will end.
-The server will crash.
-You will die and be spawncamped with no further klils for the rest of the round.
-Something will minimize your BF2. The round will end while you attempt to get it back up.
-Your computer will crash.
-EA will release the next patch, causing the server to shut down.
-The map vote will succeed.
-You will be kicked.
-You will be banned.
- admin cant handle it that he is on the loosing side and draws the round
- the phone will ring and it is your aunt who never stops talking
-you're about to shit in your pant and really need to go to the badroom, when you get back see above
Whenever you lead the dogfight over the carrier no one will be mounting the Sea Sparrow and Phalanx
I second that... I even pistolshot the guy once to get his attention....he turned around and blasted lead in my face...tvmissleman wrote:
no matter how many times you yell "I need ammo" at the support guy he will not give you ammo!
You will fall over the edge of the 100-story building with a non-functional parachute.
LMAO, now if we can only get Skippy to do a list for BF2 life will be good
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
When you are a commander a noob want to kick you from being a commander
When you are trying to take over a CP the enemy commander always sends artilery at you
Your playing a 5 round and loses them al and in the 6 th round your the commander and your team is winning
When you are trying to take over a CP the enemy commander always sends artilery at you
Your playing a 5 round and loses them al and in the 6 th round your the commander and your team is winning
Last edited by Blazingthing (2006-06-30 01:01:34)
you know, most of these have happened to me.
not an armor whore, but so fuckin funny
happened to me one time. I was asking a medic for some first aid. I shot him once, and he pumped a whole clip of ammo and went to my face and crouched in it and whent up.it went on forever. that son of a bitchKonfusion0 wrote:
I second that... I even pistolshot the guy once to get his attention....he turned around and blasted lead in my face...tvmissleman wrote:
no matter how many times you yell "I need ammo" at the support guy he will not give you ammo!
who is skippy
u dont even have basic knife, I have expertk30dxedle wrote:
Right when you are about to get your expert ____ badge, one of these things will happen:
-You will CTD.
-The round will end.
-The server will crash.
-You will die and be spawncamped with no further klils for the rest of the round.
-Something will minimize your BF2. The round will end while you attempt to get it back up.
-Your computer will crash.
-EA will release the next patch, causing the server to shut down.
-The map vote will succeed.
-You will be kicked.
-You will be banned.
so funny, yet so truek30dxedle wrote:
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u cant see the pictureMajjiks wrote:
Now this is funny
If you are caught in an artillery barrage and (strictly against The Scientific Laws of Battlefield 2) survive the first shell, you will undoubtedly run in the wrong direction.
very nice job!
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lol bravo, but how bout
66. when the commander finally puts the UAV on the locataion you've been waiting for , for 5 min, the trailer gets blown up.
67. When waiting for a plane or heli for 20 min, someone always spawns close enough to jump in before you.
68. When waiting for a plane or heli its either the gunner seat or no seat.
69. Right when taking off, some douchbag on your own team will decide to kill u because he didnt get the jet or heli.
70.When taking off an enemy just so hapens to be in missle range and unloads all 6 making a tradgity and causing the cleanup crew to clean off the deck or runway.
71. When playing for the required time and the requirements, you will still never get the awards you have worked so hard to get.
66. when the commander finally puts the UAV on the locataion you've been waiting for , for 5 min, the trailer gets blown up.
67. When waiting for a plane or heli for 20 min, someone always spawns close enough to jump in before you.
68. When waiting for a plane or heli its either the gunner seat or no seat.
69. Right when taking off, some douchbag on your own team will decide to kill u because he didnt get the jet or heli.
70.When taking off an enemy just so hapens to be in missle range and unloads all 6 making a tradgity and causing the cleanup crew to clean off the deck or runway.
71. When playing for the required time and the requirements, you will still never get the awards you have worked so hard to get.
whatever number you are on
#. When you are gunning in you chopper seat and there is a blackhawk full of people. You get a clean shot and your TV missle fires a dud.
#. When you are gunning in you chopper seat and there is a blackhawk full of people. You get a clean shot and your TV missle fires a dud.
Man, this is the best post I think I have ever read.
66. If you cant get a award or badge, wait a update, then it is more easy to get
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