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Operation removes lightbulb from anus

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

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Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
ShotYourSix
Boldly going nowhere...
+196|7030|Las Vegas
He just "woke up" like that.  Uh huh.

UnFuckingBelievable.
-Gunsmoke-
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rofl, poor guy.
Mj.Blindfisch
Bulletdrop-Buddha
+338|7007|Germany
Yeah,right,somebody manages to shove a light bulb up your ass while you are sleeping and you don't feel a thing.....

That's just like usual excuse of women who come to the hospital and say that they tripped in the bathroom and somehow landed on the shower head.
You guys should all work in an emergency room if you ever get the chance,you won't believe what people do to themselves.

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