Family Guy Quotes

2006-06-28 14:59:40

#26

PuckMercury: 6 x 9 = 42; +298|6840|Portland, OR USA

Lois: Meet me in the 10 inches or less line .... I MEAN ITEMS!

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Stewie: Let's hope Osama Bin Laden doesn't know a show tune ... <---so funny, it's been EDITED OUT OF THE BROADCAST.

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Cardinal: Pope. POPE!, its time to get up and put on your hat.
Pope: grrrmmmble. It's a stupid hat.
Cardinal: POPE!
Pope: Alright, ok ... God!
<Pope drops boxers on floor>
Cardinal: Pope, the floor is not a hamper!
Pope: MAN!

<Later>

Pope: You make-a the Pope look-a like a fool. God will make you pay, SMITE THEM!!!
Pope: ...
Pope: ... ...
Pope: ... ... ... He's a cookin'-a somethin' up.

2006-06-28 15:07:01

#27

okashii: Member; +34|6841|I'm form Poland and I hate it

<a woman to Quagmire after having sex>

- Quagi I have a question for you - what do you do for a living ?

<Quag> I have a question for you too - why are you still here ?

2006-06-28 15:19:24

#28

TriggerHappy998: just nothing; +387|7160|-

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2006-06-28 15:28:01

#29

Vampira_NB: Trying is the first step to failing; +76|6986|Canada Eh?

Peter: Is your refridgerator running? .... Cause if it is, it probably runs like you, VERY Homosexually.

2006-06-28 15:57:18

#30

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6939|Britain and Damn proud of it!

Stewie griffin FTW!!

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Damn you vile woman!!

You've impeded my work since the day i escaped from your retched womb.

Damn the broccoli, damn you and damn the wright brothers!

Hmmm the ruptured capillaries in your nose belile the clarity of your wisdom.

Ohh blast you and your estragenical treachery!

Banana Hammock!

Last edited by =|A mere Shadow|= (2006-06-28 16:06:52)

2006-06-28 16:00:09

#31

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6944|New Hampshire, USA

Peter: Brian! Brian! come quick, look! There's a message in my Alphabits, it says "OOOOOOOOOO"
Brian: ...Peter, those are Cherrios.

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2006-06-28 18:34:38

#32

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7087|Noizyland

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/aloha3123/raccoon.gif

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Tony Robbins hungry!

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Peter Griffin: I haven't cleaned since Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.
[flashback]
Peter Griffin: So Rosie, I just spilled this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter and you're telling me that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?
Spokesperson: What the hell is that?
Peter Griffin: Five seconds...
Spokesperson: Is that?
Peter Griffin: Four seconds...
Spokesperson: It smells like...
Peter Griffin: Three seconds...
Spokesperon: That's...
Peter Griffin: CLEAN MY PEE.

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-06-28 18:34:59)

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2006-06-28 21:03:48

#33

Beer_Ranger: Member; +18|7007|usa

Diamonds, she'll pretty much have too.

2006-06-28 21:11:22

#34

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6891|Florida

"This just in, scientists say if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!"
[woman newscaster puts hand in front of her face]
BAM! [male news caster slams her hand into her face]

2006-06-28 22:15:52

#35

Mike.Grun: Member; +11|6837|Trophy Club, Texas

Nobody messes with Mayor Adam WE!!!

2006-06-28 22:23:58

#36

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6987|Florida, United States

Giggity

2006-06-28 23:59:56

#37

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6958

one of my favorite quotes here is the movie for it
http://www.newsfly.org/humormedia/touch.htm

2006-06-29 00:01:56

#38

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6846|Denmizzark!!

see sig..

Its my all-time favorite..

2006-06-29 00:04:06

#39

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|6895|MANCHESTERRR

Barney_T_Dinosaur wrote:
wow this is almost as intense as that time I forgot how to sit down.

Lmao yeah

2006-06-29 00:09:59

#40

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|7077

(Peter and Brian are both Sherrif's and drunk)

Peter: Brian, Brian youre drunk give me your keys. ( Peter falls flat on his face )

2006-06-29 01:27:45

#41

Darky: Hi..; +71|6875|Here.

In my sig.

2006-06-29 01:45:25

#42

uber73: Member; +188|7065|Brisbane

Peter, standing with his female, feminist boss at the entrance to her house. Peter returns to the house after leaving 2 fighting cocks (chickens) at her home as some gesture of goodwill, they open the door, blood, shit, feathers, destroyed furniture everywhere...

Peter: Ill see you mmmmmmmmmMonday...

and he leaves.

2006-06-29 01:47:49

#43

TerrorisT²: Melbourne Shuffler; +214|6939|Gold Coast, Australia

From the Movie:

Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years.
Who the Hell did I hit?

2006-06-29 09:28:10

#44

tgust5: Member; +22|6940

lois---"Peter quit whiping your nose on the couch".

2006-06-29 10:41:51

#45

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|7080|Tenn

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

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Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign): Well, we have exactly what you--
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out--in a body bag from dog injuries.

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Lois Griffin: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie Griffin: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!

2006-07-15 01:12:33

#46

KippCasper73: Cunny Funt; +28|6818

soundboard

2006-07-15 01:26:43

#47

={OGC}=HK-47: Eugoogalizer; +69|6887|Fountain Valley,CA

louis: peter you didnt do the laundry today
peter: you think thats bad, remember that time i got a salmon helmet from muhammed while wearing a toga?
doorbells rings
peter: oh hey muhammed, oh wow a salmon helmet thanks.

its not from family guy.. but you know what its from

2006-07-15 01:35:56

#48

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7033|California

Chris.... come out of there..

...I cant....

....Ok, finish up first then come out

2006-07-15 01:37:47

#49

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7029

did u like that side boob? how about that side boobs? does this side boob turn u on? it shouldnt, coz thats my side boob. peter griffin

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2006-07-15 01:41:52

#50

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox: Big Mouth Prick; +219|6843|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition

To The Peter Copter!

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