When I got drunk for the first time ever I can remember feeling so elated and great. 'So this is what it's like!'
I was at a friend's house party and was really enjoying myself. I needed to take a dump so I got myself on the toilet and started to poo. In my mind I was was all 'What a wonderful party, what a wonderful house, what wonderful people.......then (though god knows why) I thought 'what would a real nasty bastard do in a situation like this?' Anyway, I woke up the next day and everyone was mucking in clearing up the house. The girl who's parents house it was came out the downstairs jon with a stricken look on her face. "Someone's smeared shit all around the restroom!!" I was astounded. Who would do such a thing? Why would anyone? Then slowly but surely it all came back to me. Never did tell....
I was at a friend's house party and was really enjoying myself. I needed to take a dump so I got myself on the toilet and started to poo. In my mind I was was all 'What a wonderful party, what a wonderful house, what wonderful people.......then (though god knows why) I thought 'what would a real nasty bastard do in a situation like this?' Anyway, I woke up the next day and everyone was mucking in clearing up the house. The girl who's parents house it was came out the downstairs jon with a stricken look on her face. "Someone's smeared shit all around the restroom!!" I was astounded. Who would do such a thing? Why would anyone? Then slowly but surely it all came back to me. Never did tell....