TOP Owns Your Face You Dirty Smurf.

2006-06-27 06:30:57

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7075|Dallas

It's true. Cougar has joined the darkside. Fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Tired of playing a game that is no longer a game? Tired of having more rules dumped on your fun than a ex-Navy SEAL substitute teacher at a private all boys catholic school? Tired of coming home from work only to go back to your new job that is what BF2 has become? Tired of being told HOW you can have fun and WHERE you can have fun? Perhaps you are just tired of stupid clans, stupid people, stupid rules, stupid admins, and just want to play the game for what it is.....a game?

Three words: Tactics Over Principles.

Smurfs, noobs, nubs, children, thin skinned pussies, brainwashed ROE followers and stats lovers need not apply. This is no recruitment form. There is no recruiter. This is no leader, there is no structure. It is Chaos out of Order.

If you are reading this and you are not instantly infuriated, you have already seen the light. If you think this should have been posted in the Clan section, you don't get it. If you think this is a clan recruitment then you don't understand. If you think TOP wants you for your skill or because you are a nice guy, you are wrong. If you don't understand the purpose of this thread, you haven't seen the light. I recommend the movie Fight Club.

Lastly, just to avoid any confusion, the purpose of this thread is to piss you off, to hate TOP. If you hate TOP it is only because you don't understand, the first step. Words do not explain this, so I will not even try. Those who blindly hate TOP do exactly what we want, they hate and they stay away. Those who hate TOP and are curious, as was I, are closest to the door of enlightenment. The only people who love TOP is TOP, and it is for good reason, if you reach that point you will understand without doubt.

Piss Off,
--Cougar

2006-06-27 06:32:05

#2

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6870|The real world

Ok

2006-06-27 06:34:02

#3

poidloid: Banned; +22|6825

i just farted......quite stinky....phew!

2006-06-27 06:35:06

#4

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6870|The real world

poidloid wrote:
i just farted......quite stinky....phew!

I sometimes have the feeling I need to fart, but then I shit my pants instead, it feels good

2006-06-27 06:35:47

#5

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7043|St. Andrews / Oslo

Enemy Boat Spotted!

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-06-27 06:35:56

#6

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6952|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

Cougar wrote:
It's true. Cougar has joined the darkside. Fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Tired of playing a game that is no longer a game? Tired of having more rules dumped on your fun than a ex-Navy SEAL substitute teacher at a private all boys catholic school? Tired of coming home from work only to go back to your new job that is what BF2 has become? Tired of being told HOW you can have fun and WHERE you can have fun? Perhaps you are just tired of stupid clans, stupid people, stupid rules, stupid admins, and just want to play the game for what it is.....a game?

Three words: Tactics Over Principles.

Smurfs, noobs, nubs, children, thin skinned pussies, brainwashed ROE followers and stats lovers need not apply. This is no recruitment form. There is no recruiter. This is no leader, there is no structure. It is Chaos out of Order.

If you are reading this and you are not instantly infuriated, you have already seen the light. If you think this should have been posted in the Clan section, you don't get it. If you think this is a clan recruitment then you don't understand. If you think TOP wants you for your skill or because you are a nice guy, you are wrong. If you don't understand the purpose of this thread, you haven't seen the light. I recommend the movie Fight Club.

Lastly, just to avoid any confusion, the purpose of this thread is to piss you off, to hate TOP. If you hate TOP it is only because you don't understand, the first step. Words do not explain this, so I will not even try. Those who blindly hate TOP do exactly what we want, they hate and they stay away. Those who hate TOP and are curious, as was I, are closest to the door of enlightenment. The only people who love TOP is TOP, and it is for good reason, if you reach that point you will understand without doubt.

Piss Off,
--Cougar

[sings]

There goes my hero.. watch him as he goes..

[/sings]

/me goes to enquire as to why TOP are so hated

2006-06-27 06:36:19

#7

Widjerd: I like sausage; +18|6852|Bristol UK

elmo1337 wrote:
poidloid wrote:
i just farted......quite stinky....phew!
I sometimes have the feeling I need to fart, but then I shit my pants instead, it feels good

follow through

2006-06-27 06:38:02

#8

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7075|Dallas

Anyone ever ripped a fart that totally ruined your underwear? I have, twice.

2006-06-27 06:40:16

#9

Sin-nisterMinister: You have been blessed... with my rifle!; +43|6907|Bellmawr, NJ, US

I've never ruined underwear with a fart, but I have ruined some relationships. Does that count?

2006-06-27 06:41:30

#10

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6870|The real world

Cougar wrote:
Anyone ever ripped a fart that totally ruined your underwear? I have, twice.

Twice here to, drama

2006-06-27 06:41:43

#11

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7075|Dallas

Sin-nisterMinister wrote:
I've never ruined underwear with a fart, but I have ruined some relationships. Does that count?

.....umm. I fart during sex sometimes just out of spite, but she won't go away.

2006-06-27 06:43:12

#12

Oberst-Moser: Member; +9|6831

ricky come out your fathers ass and share some hate with cougar!!!

2006-06-27 06:43:32

#13

poidloid: Banned; +22|6825

try drinkin 24 cans of guinness one day,

see if you can fart without shitting yourself the next.

make a game of it with friends

2006-06-27 06:44:21

#14

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7043|St. Andrews / Oslo

You went from "LOMFG, TOP owns, I am on the bright side, omgzorz, be in enlightened young ones, hate me" To, "I farted so hard that I totally ruined my underware!" in 8 minutes....

2006-06-27 06:45:18

#15

Wasder: Resident Emo Hater; +139|6986|Moscow, Russia

I do not hate TOP, but I'm already in a clan. Otherwise, I would join your quest against smurfness, n00bs, ROE and other BS in BF.

2006-06-27 06:45:55

#16

FecalSpray: Member; +1|6946

Farting during a blowjob is great. Just don't spray on her.

2006-06-27 06:51:34

#17

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7075|Dallas

Jenspm wrote:
You went from "LOMFG, TOP owns, I am on the bright side, omgzorz, be in enlightened young ones, hate me" To, "I farted so hard that I totally ruined my underware!" in 8 minutes....

Yeah. Thats the point.

I feel that Ninja level dropping.

2006-06-27 06:52:34

#18

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7049|The Hague, Netherlands

Cougar wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
You went from "LOMFG, TOP owns, I am on the bright side, omgzorz, be in enlightened young ones, hate me" To, "I farted so hard that I totally ruined my underware!" in 8 minutes....
Yeah. Thats the point.

I feel that Ninja level dropping.

Having fun Cougar ? anyway the begin was related to BF2, the rest..............nope . moved

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2006-06-27 06:55:04

#19

De_Jappe: Triarii; +432|6838|Belgium

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?

2006-06-27 07:04:26

#20

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7027

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
Cougar wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
You went from "LOMFG, TOP owns, I am on the bright side, omgzorz, be in enlightened young ones, hate me" To, "I farted so hard that I totally ruined my underware!" in 8 minutes....
Yeah. Thats the point.

I feel that Ninja level dropping.
Having fun Cougar ? anyway the begin was related to BF2, the rest..............nope . moved

ur ninja level is still high, there is still lots of honour left in u

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2006-06-27 07:07:35

#21

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6975|NT, like Mick Dundee

Sooo... TOP is a clan? Uhh... I fail to see the point of this thread but I am very curious to know exactly what TOP is besides a toy that you spin to make it stand on a pointy bit...

WHAT THE FUCK IS TOP?

I am a very curious person.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-06-27 08:29:35

#22

Ferdy: Member; +37|6866|Netherland

Flecco wrote:
Sooo... TOP is a clan? Uhh... I fail to see the point of this thread but I am very curious to know exactly what TOP is besides a toy that you spin to make it stand on a pointy bit...

WHAT THE FUCK IS TOP?

I am a very curious person.

http://www.tacticsoverprinciples.com/

Gr Ferdy

2006-06-27 08:50:35

#23

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6937|Britain and Damn proud of it!

My car is made of Nerf.

2006-06-27 08:52:55

#24

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6908|Seattle

I am teh dirty smurfs?

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-06-27 09:30:29

#25

xintegrityx: set your body ablaze; +37|7039|Louisiana

Cougar wrote:
It's true. Cougar has joined the darkside. Fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Tired of playing a game that is no longer a game? Tired of having more rules dumped on your fun than a ex-Navy SEAL substitute teacher at a private all boys catholic school? Tired of coming home from work only to go back to your new job that is what BF2 has become? Tired of being told HOW you can have fun and WHERE you can have fun? Perhaps you are just tired of stupid clans, stupid people, stupid rules, stupid admins, and just want to play the game for what it is.....a game?

Three words: Tactics Over Principles.

Smurfs, noobs, nubs, children, thin skinned pussies, brainwashed ROE followers and stats lovers need not apply. This is no recruitment form. There is no recruiter. This is no leader, there is no structure. It is Chaos out of Order.

If you are reading this and you are not instantly infuriated, you have already seen the light. If you think this should have been posted in the Clan section, you don't get it. If you think this is a clan recruitment then you don't understand. If you think TOP wants you for your skill or because you are a nice guy, you are wrong. If you don't understand the purpose of this thread, you haven't seen the light. I recommend the movie Fight Club.

Lastly, just to avoid any confusion, the purpose of this thread is to piss you off, to hate TOP. If you hate TOP it is only because you don't understand, the first step. Words do not explain this, so I will not even try. Those who blindly hate TOP do exactly what we want, they hate and they stay away. Those who hate TOP and are curious, as was I, are closest to the door of enlightenment. The only people who love TOP is TOP, and it is for good reason, if you reach that point you will understand without doubt.

Piss Off,
--Cougar

You're talking about a video game. Just thought you could use some perspective.

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poidloid wrote:

Cougar wrote:

elmo1337 wrote:

poidloid wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Sin-nisterMinister wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

^AlphA^ wrote:

Cougar wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Cougar wrote:

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