Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
One of my favorite pranks ever. That's been a longstanding joke between me and a few friends about one of them who, despite being 25 years old, can't stop playing Dungeons & Dragons. We all assume that's almost exactly how his first sexual encounter went. "I put on my wizard robe and hat..."
AAhahahahaaaaaa... Rhynocerus!!!!!
I snort And charge bitch!!! +1
I snort And charge bitch!!! +1
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# bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
# DirtyKate: What the f**k?
# DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
# DirtyKate: F**k
So funny. So wrong. So not ordering pizza from Papa Joes
# bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
# DirtyKate: What the f**k?
# DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
# DirtyKate: F**k
So funny. So wrong. So not ordering pizza from Papa Joes
that is fucking amazing.
+1 for sure, i thought the funniest one was with those 2 guys:
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty [censored]
el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
these are hilarious...
i thought id censor myslef, dont wanna get in trouble
+1 for sure, i thought the funniest one was with those 2 guys:
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty [censored]
el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
these are hilarious...
i thought id censor myslef, dont wanna get in trouble
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