mporlier
Member
+42|6861|Montreal, Canada
I want the name of the contractor for those fences. Not even a tank can crash them! My house needs this kind of workmanship.

Last edited by mporlier (2006-06-20 04:49:56)

pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|6992|Rotherham, England
LOL +1 for makin me chuckle over a daft thread
Murphy <s18>
Member
+8|6874|51st State
lol, so true, many a time has my abrams been impaled by one only for me to jump out and get hit by a SRAW. +1
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6820|Cheshire. UK

mporlier wrote:

I want the name of the contractor for those fences. Not even a tank can crash them! My house needs this kind of workmanship.
Forget the Picket fences man...if you want tough, you try going through the Barbed wire fence on Operation harvest.... drove into it running away from a tank..." Joker is No More" unless I had a faulty APC that wire is lethal!


Forget nades and Claymores

Barbed wire and Picket fences FTW!!!
The1_Knightmare
Alt+F4 For God-Mode
+14|6847
Reminds me of Mercenaries on PS2 and Xbox. Tanks could overrun and destroy everything/// but bounces off trees.
Crawdaddy79
Member
+27|6758
That's a very good point... if you wanted to protect a checkpoint all you would need to do is surround it with picket fence too high to jump over.  There's no need for all this killing. 
rolluf69
Member
+7|6742
maybe they are made of titanium????????????
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6968|The United Center
Yeah, those barbed wire fences are hard to see too.  I've blown up DPVs a few times from running into them going full speed.
rolluf69
Member
+7|6742
or kryptonite just in case superman comes along
Someguy
Member
+83|6845

rolluf69 wrote:

or kryptonite just in case superman comes along
HAHAHNHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NICE MAN +1
pasngr
Member
+50|6867
Yea, wtf?  I got killed by driving the big rig without a trailer into one of those orange and white barrels on the highway.
SpectreGunship
Member
+5|6789
dont forget mail boxes, more powerfull than a laser missile and that damn traffic light that hovers between things you can fly through
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6888

Still, my all time fave is still the chain link force field that completely shields you from APC, AT and Tank rounds.
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6863|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

SpectreGunship wrote:

dont forget mail boxes, more powerfull than a laser missile and that damn traffic light that hovers between things you can fly through
k. you killed it there.

R.I.P. Hilarity.
Sgt.Davi
Touches Himself At Night.
+300|6864|England
Damn it, where are the medics?!!!! Why are you all snipers......?
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7010|Singapore

Sgt.Davi wrote:

Damn it, where are the medics?!!!! Why are you all snipers......?
Nice try. Not.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6789|NYC / Hamburg

even better are some of the orange cones on road rage. Whenever i hit them my tank just explades. They are just as explosive as water
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
mporlier
Member
+42|6861|Montreal, Canada

pasngr wrote:

Yea, wtf?  I got killed by driving the big rig without a trailer into one of those orange and white barrels on the highway.
O forgot that one! Those are better than mines. This brings me to a new kit: Municipal blue collar worker armed with at least a chovel and can distribute orange cones. He has no healt so running is imposible and reload time for cones is... what? an hour! Come on he is in a union.
LoMaX
Member
+24|6756|Sweden is banned from hell ;)
Yepp.
That evil little fence.. first I thought it was a trip-wire.. but heck no.. I was so sad that evening.. scatched the paint/coating on my brand new SUV. LOL

/ Zhaman
pasngr
Member
+50|6867

mporlier wrote:

pasngr wrote:

Yea, wtf?  I got killed by driving the big rig without a trailer into one of those orange and white barrels on the highway.
O forgot that one! Those are better than mines. This brings me to a new kit: Municipal blue collar worker armed with at least a chovel and can distribute orange cones. He has no healt so running is imposible and reload time for cones is... what? an hour! Come on he is in a union.
And he has to be in a squad.  One guy spreads out the barrels, while the others stand around and watch him.
Ricerckt93
Member
+69|6874
Yeah, damn wire, and picket fences!

Tough little bastards.  And those HIGH POWER electic lines, won't even scratch the paint on those damn copters.

How is that possible?  Maybe those are just f@$#ing mirages!!!!
TF501|Slee
Member
+18|6792|Michigan
I personally like the potted ferns in Warlord - they stop my tank flat.  Yep, my cat chews them up but they put the hurtin to my M1.  Uh-huh.
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|6902|Dayton, Ohio

pasngr wrote:

mporlier wrote:

pasngr wrote:

Yea, wtf?  I got killed by driving the big rig without a trailer into one of those orange and white barrels on the highway.
O forgot that one! Those are better than mines. This brings me to a new kit: Municipal blue collar worker armed with at least a chovel and can distribute orange cones. He has no healt so running is imposible and reload time for cones is... what? an hour! Come on he is in a union.
And he has to be in a squad.  One guy spreads out the barrels, while the others stand around and watch him.
Don't forget thier vehicle.  The flat bed pickup truck with the flashing yellow light.  They make you drive in pairs, one with the barrles and one with the giant cushioned bumper.
JudgeDredd1824
Member
+32|6875|Wigan an proud of it mate !
And not forgetting the muscle car on Midnight Sun, it can loose health and explode just by driving along, maybe the air molecules are explosive in Alaska too. Makes sense as oxygen is a major ingredient of the highly explosive water in all BF maps.

Maybe they should make the vehicles out of the stuff used in the body armour worn by the guy I shot 10 times last night with an APC and never phased him. Or perhaps he just had some picket fence slats shoved up his vest.
BigJoe62
Member
+1|6838
Mail boxes are my favorite.

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