BF2S Forums Poems for the modern BattleField

btw, that last poem i did was a rip off of this other poem i wrote (NOTHING to do with Bf2 or war for that matter) but i got a certificate and award for it because it got published in some London Magazine or something...

it kinda fits with BF2 though now, wit' a bit of changes lol

Ok...I know that a) I didn't write it and b) it's Shakespeare, but this piece of poetry-on-war never fails to get the hackles up...

This story shall the good man teach his son;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

- Henry V


...now..where DID I leave that longbow?

Last edited by BladeRunner (2005-11-10 07:34:21)

Well here goes mine...aint nothing too good. Im just a 15 year old whos native languace isnt even english

Running on the karkand streets
Thinking "man this is sweet"
touching my noob tube trigger
like some über leet fragger.

Suddenly round the corner comes a guy
looking at me in a threatening way
so i fire my noob tube on his toe
thinking "thats the end of that foe".

Reloading my gun, i watch the dude
who starts whining "omg noob tube!"
"Just reflexes" i type and reply
"omg lol noob" comes the decline.

Oh my god, i quess im a noob
carrying around this fu**ing tube.
Better gun shall i take
leet shall that me make.

Finding a sniper on the ground
picking it up being proud
climb the ladder up i go
start the sniping oh i do

Suddenly theres someone shooting me
jumping up i see him behind me
Quickly i take my pistol and shoot
resulting in a headshot, BOOM

Once again, starts the whine
"omg lol noob rabbit fine"
Angry i write "stfu dude"
Which he replies "sux2bu"

Seconds later, im staring at a screen
and hearing voices like some beeng (sry beeng for that one )
"You have been banned.." that was lame
on the forums shall start the flame.

Some of those make really no sense but i coulnt come up with anything better
But its better than nothing right?

the_heart_attack wrote:

as i sit with my barret and wait
overlooking a supply drop im using as bait
i see the prey move into my sight
stop my breathing im now still as night

he crawls to the crate in the street
not daring to rise to his feet
as he entres my cross hairs
he turns and stares
BOOM he turns to mince meat

im proud its another one licked
he'll be spewing and feel he was tricked
i see him spawn in the lane
then i see his red name
SHIT its ROOFUS... im kicked.

hehe

BladeRunner wrote:

How About a Song?

Star Spangled Spammer

Oh say! Can you see?
By our last spawning flag!
6 helis are there and 4 jets in the sky

Our commander resigned
And our assets are gone
Keep spawning do I, but straight away die



ps...no disrespect intended...BUT I DARE one of you to sing it at school

Dare token, tomorrow I will sing in your honour

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

BladeRunner wrote:

How About a Song?

Star Spangled Spammer

Oh say! Can you see?
By our last spawning flag!
6 helis are there and 4 jets in the sky

Our commander resigned
And our assets are gone
Keep spawning do I, but straight away die



ps...no disrespect intended...BUT I DARE one of you to sing it at school

Dare token, tomorrow I will sing in your honour

10,000 'David Hasselhoff Cool-Points' to you if you do
20,000 if you can provide us all with proof

I've added a verse too


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beeng wrote:

I'm not poetic, so fuckoff.




I am amused by all of your poems though

This is one of the best examples of existentialist, post-modern poetry I have seen in my entire life.

See? It's not hard when you try

Last edited by BladeRunner (2005-11-10 10:47:55)

I thought it was cool

Coolbeano:

Explain the french in your poem?

I'm a lit major.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Purple,
I thought I was 1337
But my medal was Purple.

it helps if you cheat. God my professor is going to kill me but I would LOVE to add these to my portfolio hurhur.

Landepaukku wrote:

Well here goes mine...aint nothing too good. Im just a 15 year old whos native languace isnt even english

roflmao..freaking hilarious good job with your prose!

Last edited by mikeshw (2005-11-11 05:35:40)

NJG HukaMaster wrote:

You guys rule.  Who would have thought we had so many poets in this community.

Keep up the good work!!!!

If you mean me.

Thnx

If you do not mean me,

Im a talent unnoticed

The Commander looked down at his map
And sighed coz his squads were all crap
All baseraping n00bs
All armed-up with t00bs
He wished he could give them a slap



The Sniper looked right down his scope
and noticed a spawncamping dope
The n00b's name was red
So now he is dead
and rotting like moth-eaten rope

Last edited by BladeRunner (2005-11-11 11:14:58)