Poll

How do you piss?

In to the waterhole24%24% - 13
Round the sides75%75% - 41
Total: 54
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6836|Singapore
ok i usually piss round the sides to make less noise
aardfrith
Δ > x > ¥
+145|7102
I generally use my penis, aimed at the toilet.
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|6947|Wigan. Manchester. England.
round the sides, the back. dont like to splash or let make noise lol
l41e
Member
+677|6958

scottomus0 wrote:

round the sides, the back. dont like to splash or let make noise lol
gazzie
Pulls out gun, Watch him run
+39|7032|England
LMFAO with this topic there only getting more random.
Ok back to the post i piss straight smack down the middle to make as much sound as possible so im heard. People will then know of my presence and not disturb me while having a piss.
Ever tried pissing like a dog, its impossible lol.
-=raska=-
Canada's French Frog
+123|6936|Quebec city, Canada
lol what the hell is the purpose of this topic ?

anyway I piss straight into the water...
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6877|NYC / Hamburg

straight to the water. it's not like a secret that i am taking a piss when standing infront of the toilet with my penis out.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|6885
Long distance arched peeing!! , or around the sides, aint gonna put my spy skills to a good if im making loads of noise.

Last edited by daffytag (2006-06-17 05:56:55)

Mongoose
That 70's guy
+156|6840|Sydney, in 1978
god some people are wierd

around the sides makes less noise, not everyone in the toilets needs to be aware of my presence
Poncho
and I'm not a raincoat...
+91|7017|NL

jkohlc wrote:

ok i usually piss round the sides to make less noise
what's the next topic? how do you sh!t? lol
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6836|Singapore

Poncho wrote:

jkohlc wrote:

ok i usually piss round the sides to make less noise
what's the next topic? how do you sh!t? lol
was planning on that
jord
Member
+2,382|6988|The North, beyond the wall.
I aim for around the sides but miss and it's all over the floor now.
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|6885
At least no one has mentioned giving out golden showers
tonightless
Member
+14|6840|Chicago, Illinois

k30dxedle wrote:

scottomus0 wrote:

round the sides, the back. dont like to splash or let make noise lol
"Splash-back" pisses me off. It once ruined my Sports Illustrated. I was very upset. >
Nintendogamer
Member
+72|6897|Chelmsford, UK
Post on the forum that cares http://www.toiletstool.com/toilet/   i found this while i was viewing an IGN forum.
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|6892|Eastern USA
I missed >: )
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6945|South Jersey
i piss in my own mouth...mmmm piss!
elmo1337
Banned
+186|6869|The real world
I usually hold my penis, and piss over the door nob
InviSniper
The first true Sniper.
+95|6954|Cumberland, MD, USA
Round the sides; gotta be stealthy like that, you know, Sniper...ish.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6859|Southeastern USA

daffytag wrote:

Long distance arched peeing!! , or around the sides, aint gonna put my spy skills to a good if im making loads of noise.
yeah i have to do this when plagued with morning wood, though if i'm too sleepy i may try to get on my knees and sort of hunch over the bowl, either way sucks if you just had sex the night before and it wants to spray everywhere though
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|6936|Sea to globally-cooled sea
Depth charge pissing is the way to go 
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6878|Mountains of NC

I just piss out the bedroom window, bathroom to far
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|7004|San Francisco
*facepalm*
...Despite this being Not BF2S, Not BF2, I expected a little more from users...

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