Really the only thing I can think of that sucks about being a guy is the fact that we can sit on our own nuts.
now that hurtsCougar wrote:
Really the only thing I can think of that sucks about being a guy is the fact that we can sit on our own nuts.
Someday, someone will write a book of my quotes and that will be on page 1.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
now that hurtsCougar wrote:
Really the only thing I can think of that sucks about being a guy is the fact that we can sit on our own nuts.
Or catch Mr. Happy in the zipper.Cougar wrote:
Really the only thing I can think of that sucks about being a guy is the fact that we can sit on our own nuts.
Lipstick pwned. GNAR
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
At least I didn’t wake up with a tube of lipstick up my Ass Few! Lucky me a chick took a dumb on one of my friends chests before when he past out while she was giving him head I’m sure he will never forget that day Lmao!!! And probably won’t get that drunk againKing_County_Downy wrote:
Lipstick pwned. GNAR
Hey yo- what the motha fuck? She took a turd on him? Thems er fightin werds (or should I say turds)acidkiller187 wrote:
At least I didn’t wake up with a tube of lipstick up my Ass Few! Lucky me a chick took a dumb on one of my friends chests before when he past out while she was giving him head I’m sure he will never forget that day Lmao!!! And probably won’t get that drunk againKing_County_Downy wrote:
Lipstick pwned. GNAR
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Just remember to wipe yourself in the curtains once you've finished if you have no intention of seeing her again.E7IX3R wrote:
the other day when i had a party my dick shrank to the size of a peanut and my girlfriend was drunk and horny.
dont take drugs when your girlfriend is about kids.
usually i can have sex for 3-4 hours, built quite a rep with that and one time i had sex with a girl for first time and it lasted 4 minutes. not cool
MY RIGHT NUT HURTS lol
and i got offerd a threesome and couldnt make it now thats a killer
and i got offerd a threesome and couldnt make it now thats a killer
there is nothing wrong with drunk dick. She prob was a heffer anyways. First time my g/f and I drank together (very early in the relationship when I was still trying to impress with the pen0r), I got drunk dick and was embarassed the next morning, but she said it was ok and I made up for it the next day
Yea a proper turd he said he woke up because of the smell and thought his dog shat in the house onley to remember that his dog got killed by a car a few days ago well i haven't stoped giving him [shit] Lmao!! because of that!!!King_County_Downy wrote:
Hey yo- what the motha fuck? She took a turd on him? Thems er fightin werds (or should I say turds)acidkiller187 wrote:
At least I didn’t wake up with a tube of lipstick up my Ass Few! Lucky me a chick took a dumb on one of my friends chests before when he past out while she was giving him head I’m sure he will never forget that day Lmao!!! And probably won’t get that drunk againKing_County_Downy wrote:
Lipstick pwned. GNAR
You let the girls drink, you never drink if out hunting for poonanny, sounds like she was quite upset about not being filled up.
If jimmy doesn't want to eat the cake then you had better, its the least you can do if you cant do the other.
Eating cake always makes jimmy want some too. Good luck on future endeavors.
If jimmy doesn't want to eat the cake then you had better, its the least you can do if you cant do the other.
Eating cake always makes jimmy want some too. Good luck on future endeavors.
Owned
if your being serious, are you an idiot, did you read the story?bigp66 wrote:
HAHHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAacidkiller187 wrote:
Last night the most embarrassing thing happened to me ever!
Well let’s just say that I’m sure it has happened to quite a few of you before.
Okay here goes. Me and a couple of my friends were getting ready to go on our regular pub crawling adventure [on Thursday’s] but before that, decided to get wasted at my place before we go out, so that we don’t spend allot of money. Anyway getting absolutely smashed we decide to call a cab [you know the responsible thing to do if you know your going to get!#$#Ed up!!!] Well we get to the first pub and see a couple of girls that are real friendly looking [already smashed and having the balls to make the first move I decide to approach the girls] every thing works out pretty cool, they decide to go pub crawling with us. Anyway to cut a long story short its about 2 in the morning, and we decide to go home one of the girls offer to give me a lift [BUYA!!! Score] really pissed a except. We get to my place and I offer her a cup of coffee, struggling to make it everything starts going blurry now I know I’m @!$# ed time to make a move quick.
Take her into my room and start kissing we get undressed and to my surprise Jimmy doesn’t want to eat the cake, he’s stone cold dead and me being really pissed I pass out
Only to wake up TODAY with lipstick all over my face and body with words like limp dick, short dick man are you gay and that’s some of the nice things she said. Anyway feel a little emotionally scared about the whole ordeal and just thought I would share it with some of you because it is said that a person would feel better about them self’s if the talk about embarrassing experiences. Bye the way this is the first time something like this happens to me ever and hopefully the last
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