SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|6877|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
damn that was hilarious... does anyone know who this guy is id love to see the whole show i bet its gold
SonofASniper
Pump It Baby, Pump it!
+34|6853|Oregon
Wow, what an assanine attempt at a farfetched example for proof of one's beliefs.  An athiest could use the same example for proof of how humans evolved from a species that relied heavily on the banana for its sustenance.  But, I think that would still be an assanine attempt at a farfetched example for proof of one's beliefs.

Also, is there really such a thing as an "athiests worst nightmare" in this context, short of a diety appearing right in front of an athiest and slapping him across the face?  Even then,  how many athiests would even acknowledge that a diety actually did that versus just simply saying, "You don't exist so that did not happen." ?

SOS
Beer_Ranger
Member
+18|7011|usa
I feel the need to post this to counter the current video...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html
1927(h)
Guest
My supermarket has started sellng Red Banana's, why?
Beer_Ranger
Member
+18|7011|usa
maybe there really angry. devil nanas even?
Xietsu
Banned
+50|6873
What a silly fuckface that guy is. To actually claim that such a far-fetched conclusion hold grounds in truth, it's just bogus. By his same standards, you could say humans were meant to eat dick all the time. They're both chewy enough, no? LoL.
JaMDuDe
Member
+69|7094
That guy looks like a nut cake who thinks hes smart. This is better proof that God exists
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid … n+evidence (its an hour long i dont expect u to actually watch it, but u could if ud like)

Last edited by JaMDuDe (2006-06-15 19:00:16)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6990|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I was gonna suggest that those red bananas I mentioned are infact satans fruit, but that title goes to Sir Elton John.
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|6892

King_County_Downy wrote:

few times I been around that block but I aint no holler back girl, I aint no holler back girl.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Hah LooZer
nelson496
Member
+3|7102
i'm an atheist and pretty funny to me. 
I don't even think about how life got started or how humans were evolved from a primape.  Eh, I don't care, I live my life without ever thinking anyways.  I don't think about religion or the theory that we came from primapes.  Makes my life less complicated without it.

I know what you religious guys might think, so in advance:  Save it and shove it up your asses.
Ben>You
Member
+90|6843
ah i just watched it again, that was probably the highlight of my day

and gg to whoever is WICKED cool to -1 and not leave your name, reason being "fuck you faggot", that, also, made my day
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6844|So Cal

Tripp wrote:

lololololadkfjaldkjfa;lkdjf

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/ … banana.jpg
hahaha I just got karma for the pic I made... that's like the best screenshot ever!!
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6835|Montucky
fucking kirk cameron and his stupid Christian TV show.. not to mention his terrible "Left Behind" series of movies...
Behold the Atheists nightmare.. a banana.. ROFLMAO...


Why is it that these born again Christians that somehow find god one night turn into these whack-jobs?
Psycho
Member since 2005
+44|7093|Kansas, USA

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:

daffytag wrote:

Did you also know a Banana is a Herb and not a Fruit?   Its True

Google it if you dont beleive me.
Actually, it's a berry
From askoxford.com: http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/ … her/banana

Is a banana a fruit or a herb?

Both. A banana (the yellow thing you peel and eat) is undoubtedly a fruit (containing the seeds of the plant: see answer regarding tomatoes), though since commercially grown banana plants are sterile, the seeds are reduced to little specks. However, the banana plant, though it is called a 'banana-tree' in popular usage, is technically regarded as a herbaceous plant (or 'herb'), not a tree, because the stem does not contain true woody tissue.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6835|Montucky
^^^^^ you said "woody tissue"
Trel
Member
+70|6994
Hahah, hilarious.  Seriously, I have no problem with people arguing for or against the existence of God.

But bananas? Haha, does that mean God favors monkey's over humans, because they love bananas so much?

Or since we are so closely related genetically to monkeys, does this prove all evolutionary theories that we evolved 'from' monkeys?

But then doesn't that disprove of God creating man?

Did I just pwn myself?
Good to be back.
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|7018
Of all the possible arguments for God... bananas? I think people like that are much better proof of God's existence; if evolution really happened such stupidity would have been eliminated long ago.
JudgeDredd1824
Member
+32|6971|Wigan an proud of it mate !

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

our hands are just made for banana's
And my wife's is just made for my dick
JudgeDredd1824
Member
+32|6971|Wigan an proud of it mate !

Trel wrote:

Or since we are so closely related genetically to monkeys, does this prove all evolutionary theories that we evolved 'from' monkeys?

But then doesn't that disprove of God creating man?

Did I just pwn myself?
Spot on dude
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6866|Southeastern USA
it has a pointed tip for ease of entry, fits the human mouth perfectly................i'm convinced

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