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Did you also know a Banana is a Herb and not a Fruit?   Its True

Google it if you dont beleive me.

Last edited by daffytag (2006-06-15 01:53:12)

..wow..

our hands are just made for banana's

daffytag wrote:

Did you also know a Banana is a Herb and not a Fruit?   Its True

Google it if you dont beleive me.

Actually, it's a berry

ThomasMorgan wrote:

Maybe the human body evolved just so we could eat bananas more easily.

yeah i am going with that reason!

also maybe the banana has perferations to open so easily, because the banana that didnt have them died off many years ago?

i think that guys had a bit of a fettish.

This must be the hardest drug on earth as it makes your brain thinking of such a bullshit. What the fuck.

What about ... dildos ?? Are they a gift of god because they fit exactly .. you know where.
Or apples ? They can be well thrown at people and they can be eaten without even peeling.
And ... what's with water. You can drink it. You can take a bath in it. You can shoot it at people. You can put it into a balloon and you have a weapon that can destroy any non-water-proof electronic thing. You can put fishes in it. You can cool your PC with it. You can cool yourself with it.............. and much more and so on.

Last edited by lord_tyler_486 (2006-06-15 12:45:00)

lord_tyler_486 wrote:

This must be the hardest drug on earth as it makes your brain thinking of such a bullshit. What the fuck.

What about ... dildos ?? Are they a gift of god because they fit exactly .. you know where.
Or apples ? They can be well thrown at people and they can be eaten without even peeling.
And ... what's with water. You can drink it. You can take a bath in it. You can shoot it at people. You can put it into a balloon and you have a weapon that can destroy any non-water-proof electronic thing. You can put fishes in it. You can cool your PC with it. You can cool yourself with it.............. and much more and so on.

water is God's piss, bananas are his many dicks.

That video only shows on thing, those guys are stupid. You can use the exact same argument if you're saying that, this banana is so perfect, only nature can have made something like this... lol

Last edited by Snorkelfarsan (2006-06-15 15:21:20)

i liked thomas's explanation

the plant is an herb but banana's are a fruit called a false berry. berry is just a type of fruit.

A false berry or epigynous berry is an accessory fruit found in certain plant species with an inferior ovary, distinguishing it from a true berry. In these species the floral tube (including the basal parts of the sepals, petals, and stamens) can ripen along with the ovary, forming the false berry.

Examples of plants which produce false berries include:

    * Banana
    * family Cucurbitaceae
          o Cucumis, like cucumber and canteloupe
          o Watermelon
          o Cucurbita (gourds), like squash and pumpkin
    * family Ribes, such as gooseberry and the currants (including redcurrant and blackcurrant)
    * Cranberry, blueberry, and other members of Vaccinium

easy-skanking wrote:

i liked thomas's explanation

the plant is an herb but banana's are a fruit called a false berry. berry is just a type of fruit.

A false berry or epigynous berry is an accessory fruit found in certain plant species with an inferior ovary, distinguishing it from a true berry. In these species the floral tube (including the basal parts of the sepals, petals, and stamens) can ripen along with the ovary, forming the false berry.

Examples of plants which produce false berries include:

    * Banana
    * family Cucurbitaceae
          o Cucumis, like cucumber and canteloupe
          o Watermelon
          o Cucurbita (gourds), like squash and pumpkin
    * family Ribes, such as gooseberry and the currants (including redcurrant and blackcurrant)
    * Cranberry, blueberry, and other members of Vaccinium

no offense dude but.. who cares?

few times I been around that block but I aint no holler back girl, I aint no holler back girl.

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