Damn, I wish I could karma you again INCSOC, that's fucking hilarious!
I believe this slightly modified quote applies here:Cougar wrote:
The ones you hold in but a little bit eeks out without a sound, so you sit there for about 30 seconds wondering if it realld DID come out or not. Then you smell it and it's awful, but you can tell it hasn't reached her yet, so you start taking really deep breaths trying to suck it all up before it hits her but it's not working. Then it hits her and you know it did because she is obviosly trying to pretend like she can't smell it but you both know she can and you become so embarrassed that you can't control your asshole muscles anymore and an even bigger fart comes out and then you both have the ackward "Well I'll see ya later then" moment.
Those are the worst.
"I say fart. If you blow ass and she comes back, she's yours. But if you grease your pants and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
KJ