then dnt post u arsewahjot wrote:
didnt read dont care
Spelling spelling spelling...gimp-pf wrote:
i forgot flamers are lurking around must be careful with wat i Do. O yea I acxtually do have a life u ass and having fun is part of it dip shat. Why dnt u lighten up u 3000 lb wale. Go bunny hop or sum shat nub
i think thats the point he is trying to make..Pop To Ster wrote:
Spelling spelling spelling...gimp-pf wrote:
i forgot flamers are lurking around must be careful with wat i Do. O yea I acxtually do have a life u ass and having fun is part of it dip shat. Why dnt u lighten up u 3000 lb wale. Go bunny hop or sum shat nub
that the flamers usually don't bother about their spelling and grammar.
maybe i'm wrong
sif admit your wrong....spawnofthemist wrote:
maybe i'm wrong
NEVAAAAAAR!!!kontrolcrimson wrote:
sif admit your wrong....spawnofthemist wrote:
maybe i'm wrong
*loads shotgun*
and why am i still awake at 4.20am?
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Why comment something you don't like? I thought i was a little bit funny, some parts where very funny actually
Right, Lets abuse what little live help the average joe can get with support for a product. Great Idea!
where did you get hte chats with the linksys people?
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i belive the mist comes alive about now.spawnofthemist wrote:
and why am i still awake at 4.20am?
i am in the process of doing some linksys pranks my self
where do you do it!?!?kessel! wrote:
i am in the process of doing some linksys pranks my self
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do it for yourself, its fun
http://linksys.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/lin … equest.php
http://linksys.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/lin … equest.php
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post your chats
That's funny. Maybe it's my abusive sense of humor, but that's hilarious. +1.
we need to get a master list going of all of the technicians. that way, we can make constant reference to them and have fun exploring that option
who i have had
Kris Jorhen
Janneth
who i have had
Kris Jorhen
Janneth
Lol, i had to fix my real problem... now it is time for me to prank.
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excellent
How does that work? Some people seemed like they were automated, otheres seemed like people were actually talking.....
ask them personal questions. they are not automated.
I thought the first one was funny, about being a really fat and not wanting to move
You
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Desiree M(16345): Hi, my name is Desiree M(16345). How may I help you?
cum: oh.. sry, my internet is running slow today
cum: that is what i am here for
Desiree M(16345): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
cum: normally, when i buffer porn... it takes about 10 time for me to get warmed up... but lately i seem to go "down" before it can bufffer
cum: why does it do this?!?
cum: the model is
cum: linsys
cum: and the product is router.
Desiree M(16345): Look underneath the device and verify the exact model number also indicating the version number.
cum: CUM4110V3RU
cum: thats the one right?
Desiree M(16345): If there is no concern with regard to a Linksys device, I won't be able to help you.
cum: this regards my router and my personal plesure is at stake!!!
cum: my router is runng ectermely slow!!!
cum: extremely*
Desiree M(16345): You are not able to provide a valid Linksys model number.
cum: CUM4110V3RU
Desiree M(16345): I apologize, but I can't help you with anything else.
cum: thats what it says!!!!
cum: why dont you believe me!?!?!
cum: can you transfer me to wilson!
cum: ffs!
Desiree M(16345): Do you have an Incident Number to refer to?
cum: incident number? my paroll number?
cum: its not on me....
cum: you can call my P.O.
Desiree M(16345): What is your email address so that I can try to check on any record you have with Linksys Technical Support.
cum: i believe on the supprt form i sent in not two minutes ago it was on there... here it is again
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
cum: are you a bot?
Desiree M(16345): No.
cum: is this chat automated?
Desiree M(16345): What do you mean?
cum: ok... anyway, here is the emai;
cum: this is sooo automated!!!!
cum: show some emotion if this isnt automated then!!!!
Desiree M(16345): Okay.
Desiree M(16345): What is the email address?
cum: ...... not the kind of emotion i was looking for
cum: but her eis the email
cum: here is *
cum: are you there?
cum: courtneycumms#[email protected]
cum: there
cum: i dont check it often but yeah
cum: can you help me get my wireles router in tip-top porn buffering state?
cum: damnit!!!!! are you there!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
cum: sry for the language
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, I am not able to retrieve a case detail from your previous conversation.
cum: excuse me? previous conversation?
Desiree M(16345): It is possible that there is technical problem which caused the session not to be recognized.
cum: is there?
Desiree M(16345): You mentioned that you are able to chat with Wilson, previously.
cum: oh, ok, wilson is cool, just let me talk to him and we'll "discuss" it with each other, i am afraid we cannot "disclose" the details....
lol
it isnt done, i am getting transfered to wilson now
more to come, lol
cum: oh.. sry, my internet is running slow today
cum: that is what i am here for
Desiree M(16345): Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
cum: normally, when i buffer porn... it takes about 10 time for me to get warmed up... but lately i seem to go "down" before it can bufffer
cum: why does it do this?!?
cum: the model is
cum: linsys
cum: and the product is router.
Desiree M(16345): Look underneath the device and verify the exact model number also indicating the version number.
cum: CUM4110V3RU
cum: thats the one right?
Desiree M(16345): If there is no concern with regard to a Linksys device, I won't be able to help you.
cum: this regards my router and my personal plesure is at stake!!!
cum: my router is runng ectermely slow!!!
cum: extremely*
Desiree M(16345): You are not able to provide a valid Linksys model number.
cum: CUM4110V3RU
Desiree M(16345): I apologize, but I can't help you with anything else.
cum: thats what it says!!!!
cum: why dont you believe me!?!?!
cum: can you transfer me to wilson!
cum: ffs!
Desiree M(16345): Do you have an Incident Number to refer to?
cum: incident number? my paroll number?
cum: its not on me....
cum: you can call my P.O.
Desiree M(16345): What is your email address so that I can try to check on any record you have with Linksys Technical Support.
cum: i believe on the supprt form i sent in not two minutes ago it was on there... here it is again
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
cum: are you a bot?
Desiree M(16345): No.
cum: is this chat automated?
Desiree M(16345): What do you mean?
cum: ok... anyway, here is the emai;
cum: this is sooo automated!!!!
cum: show some emotion if this isnt automated then!!!!
Desiree M(16345): Okay.
Desiree M(16345): What is the email address?
cum: ...... not the kind of emotion i was looking for
cum: but her eis the email
cum: here is *
cum: are you there?
cum: courtneycumms#[email protected]
cum: there
cum: i dont check it often but yeah
cum: can you help me get my wireles router in tip-top porn buffering state?
cum: damnit!!!!! are you there!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
cum: sry for the language
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, I am not able to retrieve a case detail from your previous conversation.
cum: excuse me? previous conversation?
Desiree M(16345): It is possible that there is technical problem which caused the session not to be recognized.
cum: is there?
Desiree M(16345): You mentioned that you are able to chat with Wilson, previously.
cum: oh, ok, wilson is cool, just let me talk to him and we'll "discuss" it with each other, i am afraid we cannot "disclose" the details....
lol
it isnt done, i am getting transfered to wilson now
more to come, lol
Last edited by Kmal1 (2006-06-12 21:07:17)
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i thought it was funny...
Janneth (20359): Hi, my name is Janneth (20359). How may I help you?
Kunalerani: hello janneth
Janneth (20359): Hi.
Janneth (20359): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Kunalerani: well i accidently filed this under wireless access points
Kunalerani: this is really to do with the documentation
Janneth (20359): What do you mean by that>
Kunalerani: when i was registering for this chat session
Kunalerani: instead of documentations
Janneth (20359): Again.
Janneth (20359): Tell me the model number of the router?
Kunalerani: well
Janneth (20359): I dont understand you.
Kunalerani: let me start over again
Kunalerani: i opened my range extender
Kunalerani: and instead of finding a manual,
Kunalerani: i found a note
Kunalerani: saing help me, and a phone number
Janneth (20359): Ok.
Kunalerani: i this somesort of linksys contest?
Kunalerani: did i win?
Janneth (20359): So you want to set up the range expander.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: i want to know what this was.
Janneth (20359): What linksys device you have?
Kunalerani: a range extender
Kunalerani: it came sealed from the factory
Kunalerani: but it had this note in it
Janneth (20359): Ok.
Kunalerani: it looked like a child's writing
Janneth (20359): This range expander help you to expand the signal of the wireless router.
Kunalerani: yes
Kunalerani: but that is not the issue
Kunalerani: where are these extenders made?
Janneth (20359): For example if your wireless computer has low signal from certain place.
Kunalerani: i know what it does
Kunalerani: thank you
Janneth (20359): You have to put the the range expander in between.
Kunalerani: i know
Kunalerani: where are they made?
Kunalerani: malaysia?
Janneth (20359): Let me check.
Kunalerani: thanks janneth
Janneth (20359): Ok, thanks.
Janneth (20359): Pls wait.
Kunalerani: alright
Janneth (20359): I verify this one, but sorry to say that we are not allow to disclose those such information.
Kunalerani: really?
Janneth (20359): I hope you understand.
Janneth (20359): I am sorry for that.
Kunalerani: the phone number written on the note was for the linksys production facility in malaysia
Kunalerani: are you using child labour?
Janneth (20359): No, Sir.
Kunalerani: are you personally sure?
Kunalerani: by the way, it's ma'am
Janneth (20359): What ever information you see on the package, those information is tru.
Kunalerani: ok
Janneth (20359): Yes, I am real person.
Kunalerani: someone failed grade school
Kunalerani: ok
Kunalerani: well
Janneth (20359): Any technical questions?
Kunalerani: i would like to know how this not got there
Kunalerani: its written in crayon
Kunalerani: and it has 2 numbers
Kunalerani: one for a malaysian police station
Kunalerani: and one for linksys malaysia
Kunalerani: any ideas?
Janneth (20359): I am not sure what you are asking.
Kunalerani: i still dont have an instruction booklet
Janneth (20359): I can help you to manual troubleshoot the router.
Kunalerani: sure.but before we do that
Janneth (20359): Now, do you have any technical questions regarding on how to work on Linksys,.
Kunalerani: i would like to solve this note issue
Janneth (20359): I can help you on that.
Kunalerani: can i photocopy the note and send it to you?
Kunalerani: its very sad
Kunalerani: i want to help this kid
Kunalerani: don't you?
Kunalerani: but also, i have a 9 year old daughter that your company may be interested in
Janneth (20359): Again.
Janneth (20359): Any technical question?
Janneth (20359): If not you may exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: is there no justice in the world?
Kunalerani: fight linksys janneth
Kunalerani: fight the power!
Janneth (20359): I don't think that you really have linksys concerned.
Kunalerani: no?
Janneth (20359): If its ok, if no linksys concern you may exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: are your agents on the way to assassinate me for knowing the truth?
Janneth (20359): So we can assist other client.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: assist this kid
Kunalerani: please
Janneth (20359): Who really have problem on the device.
Kunalerani: THISIS SERIOUS
Kunalerani: you are going to hell janneth
Kunalerani: you and leilani
Kunalerani: and kris
Kunalerani: for being part of this crime
Kunalerani: and not doing anything about it
Janneth (20359): If you don't have any technical concern, I need to exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: this is a moral issue
Kunalerani: do u have morals?
Janneth (20359): Be sure to visit our Knowledge Base located at http://www.linksys.com/kb. The site contains troubleshooting tips, how-to instructions, as well as solutions to common issues relating to all Linksys products.
Kunalerani: obviously not
Janneth (20359): Once again this is Janneth, tech ID (20359)
Thank you for chatting with us. Have a nice day!
Kunalerani: fuck you
Janneth (20359):
I apologize but I do not see any of your response. I would need to exit this
chat session to assist other client. Thank you.
Janneth (20359) Has Disconnected
Kunalerani: hello janneth
Janneth (20359): Hi.
Janneth (20359): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Kunalerani: well i accidently filed this under wireless access points
Kunalerani: this is really to do with the documentation
Janneth (20359): What do you mean by that>
Kunalerani: when i was registering for this chat session
Kunalerani: instead of documentations
Janneth (20359): Again.
Janneth (20359): Tell me the model number of the router?
Kunalerani: well
Janneth (20359): I dont understand you.
Kunalerani: let me start over again
Kunalerani: i opened my range extender
Kunalerani: and instead of finding a manual,
Kunalerani: i found a note
Kunalerani: saing help me, and a phone number
Janneth (20359): Ok.
Kunalerani: i this somesort of linksys contest?
Kunalerani: did i win?
Janneth (20359): So you want to set up the range expander.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: i want to know what this was.
Janneth (20359): What linksys device you have?
Kunalerani: a range extender
Kunalerani: it came sealed from the factory
Kunalerani: but it had this note in it
Janneth (20359): Ok.
Kunalerani: it looked like a child's writing
Janneth (20359): This range expander help you to expand the signal of the wireless router.
Kunalerani: yes
Kunalerani: but that is not the issue
Kunalerani: where are these extenders made?
Janneth (20359): For example if your wireless computer has low signal from certain place.
Kunalerani: i know what it does
Kunalerani: thank you
Janneth (20359): You have to put the the range expander in between.
Kunalerani: i know
Kunalerani: where are they made?
Kunalerani: malaysia?
Janneth (20359): Let me check.
Kunalerani: thanks janneth
Janneth (20359): Ok, thanks.
Janneth (20359): Pls wait.
Kunalerani: alright
Janneth (20359): I verify this one, but sorry to say that we are not allow to disclose those such information.
Kunalerani: really?
Janneth (20359): I hope you understand.
Janneth (20359): I am sorry for that.
Kunalerani: the phone number written on the note was for the linksys production facility in malaysia
Kunalerani: are you using child labour?
Janneth (20359): No, Sir.
Kunalerani: are you personally sure?
Kunalerani: by the way, it's ma'am
Janneth (20359): What ever information you see on the package, those information is tru.
Kunalerani: ok
Janneth (20359): Yes, I am real person.
Kunalerani: someone failed grade school
Kunalerani: ok
Kunalerani: well
Janneth (20359): Any technical questions?
Kunalerani: i would like to know how this not got there
Kunalerani: its written in crayon
Kunalerani: and it has 2 numbers
Kunalerani: one for a malaysian police station
Kunalerani: and one for linksys malaysia
Kunalerani: any ideas?
Janneth (20359): I am not sure what you are asking.
Kunalerani: i still dont have an instruction booklet
Janneth (20359): I can help you to manual troubleshoot the router.
Kunalerani: sure.but before we do that
Janneth (20359): Now, do you have any technical questions regarding on how to work on Linksys,.
Kunalerani: i would like to solve this note issue
Janneth (20359): I can help you on that.
Kunalerani: can i photocopy the note and send it to you?
Kunalerani: its very sad
Kunalerani: i want to help this kid
Kunalerani: don't you?
Kunalerani: but also, i have a 9 year old daughter that your company may be interested in
Janneth (20359): Again.
Janneth (20359): Any technical question?
Janneth (20359): If not you may exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: is there no justice in the world?
Kunalerani: fight linksys janneth
Kunalerani: fight the power!
Janneth (20359): I don't think that you really have linksys concerned.
Kunalerani: no?
Janneth (20359): If its ok, if no linksys concern you may exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: are your agents on the way to assassinate me for knowing the truth?
Janneth (20359): So we can assist other client.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: assist this kid
Kunalerani: please
Janneth (20359): Who really have problem on the device.
Kunalerani: THISIS SERIOUS
Kunalerani: you are going to hell janneth
Kunalerani: you and leilani
Kunalerani: and kris
Kunalerani: for being part of this crime
Kunalerani: and not doing anything about it
Janneth (20359): If you don't have any technical concern, I need to exit this chat session.
Kunalerani: no
Kunalerani: this is a moral issue
Kunalerani: do u have morals?
Janneth (20359): Be sure to visit our Knowledge Base located at http://www.linksys.com/kb. The site contains troubleshooting tips, how-to instructions, as well as solutions to common issues relating to all Linksys products.
Kunalerani: obviously not
Janneth (20359): Once again this is Janneth, tech ID (20359)
Thank you for chatting with us. Have a nice day!
Kunalerani: fuck you
Janneth (20359):
I apologize but I do not see any of your response. I would need to exit this
chat session to assist other client. Thank you.
Janneth (20359) Has Disconnected
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, I am not able to retrieve a case detail from your previous conversation.
cum: excuse me? previous conversation?
Desiree M(16345): It is possible that there is technical problem which caused the session not to be recognized.
cum: is there?
Desiree M(16345): You mentioned that you are able to chat with Wilson, previously.
cum: oh, ok, wilson is cool, just let me talk to him and we'll "discuss" it with each other, i am afraid we cannot "disclose" the details....
cum: are you there?
Desiree M(16345): Let me check on that.
cum: what?\
cum: check on what?
Desiree M(16345): I will verify if Wilson is available so that I can transfer you back to him.
cum: ok
cum: tell him it is Cumallovahu
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
cum: ok, thanks
Desiree M(16345): I will be back in 3-5 minutes. Thanks!
cum: ok tha nks
Desiree M(16345): Thank you for your time and patience!
cum: k
cum: thanks
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, the previous agent is currently accommodating other clients.
cum: is he?
cum: that sucks
cum: ok, can you give him a personal message? can you come into contact with him?
cum: or are you in a different office?
Desiree M(16345): If you would like to get them to continue through your concern, you can login back to chat after a few minutes and hopefully he will be available then.
cum: oh... so you are not in the same office?
Desiree M(16345): I don't him personally.
Desiree M(16345): I would be able to forward your message to the proper department in order to reach him.
cum: oh darn, is there a way to contact him... his cell is turned off and mr. peters doesnt want me to call teh office anymore
cum: this is his hubby...
Desiree M(16345): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
Desiree M(16345) Has Disconnected
that is teh end of my convo, that is quite funny, lol
cum: excuse me? previous conversation?
Desiree M(16345): It is possible that there is technical problem which caused the session not to be recognized.
cum: is there?
Desiree M(16345): You mentioned that you are able to chat with Wilson, previously.
cum: oh, ok, wilson is cool, just let me talk to him and we'll "discuss" it with each other, i am afraid we cannot "disclose" the details....
cum: are you there?
Desiree M(16345): Let me check on that.
cum: what?\
cum: check on what?
Desiree M(16345): I will verify if Wilson is available so that I can transfer you back to him.
cum: ok
cum: tell him it is Cumallovahu
Desiree M(16345): Sure.
cum: ok, thanks
Desiree M(16345): I will be back in 3-5 minutes. Thanks!
cum: ok tha nks
Desiree M(16345): Thank you for your time and patience!
cum: k
cum: thanks
Desiree M(16345): Unfortunately, the previous agent is currently accommodating other clients.
cum: is he?
cum: that sucks
cum: ok, can you give him a personal message? can you come into contact with him?
cum: or are you in a different office?
Desiree M(16345): If you would like to get them to continue through your concern, you can login back to chat after a few minutes and hopefully he will be available then.
cum: oh... so you are not in the same office?
Desiree M(16345): I don't him personally.
Desiree M(16345): I would be able to forward your message to the proper department in order to reach him.
cum: oh darn, is there a way to contact him... his cell is turned off and mr. peters doesnt want me to call teh office anymore
cum: this is his hubby...
Desiree M(16345): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation!
Desiree M(16345) Has Disconnected
that is teh end of my convo, that is quite funny, lol
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